| #578 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 2 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #441 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 2 |
| #481 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 2 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #308 | BGE temporary tattoo | 3 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #926 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #1465 | CRIMBCO scrip | 10 |
| #1701 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #1726 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #713 | Crimbo candied pecan | 12 |
| #814 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 9 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2551 | Crimbuck | 10 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #227 | Elfin shortbread | 4 |
| #675 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #308 | LED block | 4 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #64 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 2 |
| #212 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #587 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 4 |
| #697 | The Joy of Wassailing | 3 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #235 | Workytime Tea | 10 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #126 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
| #1020 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #993 | battered Crimbo Crate | 6 |
| #642 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #1379 | black paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #539 | black plastic oyster egg | 9 |
| #1000 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #1166 | black striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #3304 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #999 | blood flower | 4 |
| #239 | blue glowstick | 7 |
| #1328 | blue paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #120 | blue plastic baby | 3 |
| #1290 | blue plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1673 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1836 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #621 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #104 | booty chest charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #729 | bottle of Blank-Out | 4 |
| #787 | buckyball | 5 |
| #80 | cannonball charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #740 | canteen of wine | 30 |
| #540 | cheap elven gloves | 8 |
| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #507 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #505 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #367 | chintzy seal pendant | 2 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #1565 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 3 |
| #392 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #716 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #81 | copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #594 | cyborg doll | 2 |
| #1247 | cyborg stompin' boot | 2 |
| #43 | dead guy's piece of double-sided tape | 1 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #982 | elven limbos gingerbread | 10 |
| #818 | elven moonshine | 10 |
| #508 | elven socks | 9 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #1417 | fancy dress ball | 5 |
| #529 | festive holiday hat | 8 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #497 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #460 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #561 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #1335 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #1916 | googly eye | 3 |
| #412 | gray bow tie | 17 |
| #102 | grumpy old man charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #386 | iGoogly | 62 |
| #595 | immense cyborg hand | 7 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #1887 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
| #1294 | jar of swamp gas | 1 |
| #1291 | killing feather | 36 |
| #1412 | kite | 3 |
| #911 | knuckle sandwich | 15 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #1486 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1285 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1117 | lavender striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #334 | marionette collective | 2 |
| #1188 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1260 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1614 | mauve striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #667 | mylar scout drone | 7 |
| #3077 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #842 | nanite-infested eggnog | 6 |
| #1397 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #136 | nanofiber cloth | 49 |
| #2852 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #674 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 7 |
| #404 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 8 |
| #1023 | off-white striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #886 | oversized fish scaler | 6 |
| #427 | paperclip | 100 |
| #528 | patent leather shoes | 12 |
| #606 | penguin thesaurus | 11 |
| #182 | pink plastic baby | 3 |
| #368 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #1722 | polyalloy shield | 2 |
| #759 | portable photocopier | 5 |
| #661 | possessed top | 9 |
| #1286 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1421 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1171 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1056 | puce striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #129 | purple glowstick | 13 |
| #695 | purple snowcone | 4 |
| #465 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 2 |
| #458 | quantum taco | 20 |
| #851 | red paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #1841 | red plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1457 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #639 | red striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #1653 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #352 | ring of cold resistance | 1 |
| #1286 | robotronic egg | 15 |
| #1489 | rogue swarmer | 40 |
| #2142 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 3 |
| #1543 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 5 |
| #1521 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 5 |
| #1476 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 5 |
| #1239 | sawblade fragment | 43 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #512 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #1620 | spade necklace | 4 |
| #419 | spark plug earring | 2 |
| #555 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #111 | stained mattress | 8 |
| #492 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
| #584 | strange shiny disc | 5 |
| #225 | string of Crimbo lights | 3 |
| #400 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 94 |
| #535 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 79 |
| #3095 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #778 | stuffed alien blob | 9 |
| #1190 | stuffed angry cow | 42 |
| #547 | stuffed astral badger | 82 |
| #699 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 68 |
| #729 | stuffed can of asparagus | 3 |
| #380 | stuffed cocoabo | 99 |
| #905 | stuffed dodecapede | 2 |
| #2480 | stuffed doppelshifter | 2 |
| #508 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 84 |
| #669 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 71 |
| #499 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #909 | stuffed gray blob | 22 |
| #583 | stuffed hand turkey | 77 |
| #2663 | stuffed key | 1 |
| #395 | stuffed mind flayer | 101 |
| #592 | stuffed ninja snowman | 8 |
| #493 | stuffed scary death orb | 87 |
| #2254 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 7 |
| #668 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 70 |
| #519 | stuffed snowy owl | 80 |
| #734 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 66 |
| #239 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 33 |
| #133 | stuffed stab bat | 2 |
| #422 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 95 |
| #3119 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #3088 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
| #29 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 740 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #424 | stuffed zmobie | 2 |
| #227 | synthetic stuffing | 57 |
| #202 | tasket | 2 |
| #616 | tassel | 1 |
| #255 | tattered paper crown | 3 |
| #286 | theoretical string | 63 |
| #361 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1278 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 6 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #2092 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #2194 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 3 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #3983 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic G Imp | 3 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 4 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #2780 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 4 |
| #1452 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 5 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #2777 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2755 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 3 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2828 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #2154 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 3 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1798 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 4 |
| #1658 | tiny plastic angry goat | 11 |
| #2809 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 3 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #2546 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 7 |
| #2508 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 7 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #3298 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 5 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 4 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3311 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 5 |
| #3290 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 5 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 3 |
| #1776 | tiny plastic demoninja | 4 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2156 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1463 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 5 |
| #2202 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 3 |
| #1787 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 4 |
| #2813 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #2523 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 7 |
| #3955 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #2018 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 9 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic goth giant | 4 |
| #2479 | tiny plastic grue | 7 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #2518 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 7 |
| #2806 | tiny plastic killer bee | 6 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #1505 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 12 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #3316 | tiny plastic mosquito | 5 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 4 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1823 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 10 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #2174 | tiny plastic scary clown | 3 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #2778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #2140 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 3 |
| #2267 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 8 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #2842 | tiny plastic stab bat | 6 |
| #3341 | tiny plastic star starfish | 5 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2290 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 3 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #14 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 882 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #2787 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #1237 | top | 3 |
| #477 | toy deathbot | 2 |
| #329 | toy hoverpad | 51 |
| #546 | toy maglev monorail | 2 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #377 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #1650 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #2210 | unstable DNA | 2 |
| #1546 | unstable laser battery | 35 |
| #670 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #714 | vibrating cyborg knife | 9 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #85 | yellow glowstick | 15 |
| #1177 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2049 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2120 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| #1061 | yellow striped oyster egg | 2 |