Master Harper of Pern

RankItemQuantity
#114"Humorous" T-shirt1
#773'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign1
#14381-ball1
#11491337 7r0uZ0RZ1
#14272-ball1
#14573-ball1
#101630669 scroll1
#122433398 scroll1
#14744-ball1
#4414-dimensional guitar1
#3365-Alarm Saucepan1
#14365-ball1
#14266-ball1
#9217-Foot Dwarven mattock1
#14867-ball1
#22458-ball1
#247A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 11
#785ASCII shirt1
#414Aluminum Epsilon of Humility1
#2230Ancient Saucehelm1
#297Ankh of Badahnkadh1
#1133Asleep in the Cemetery1
#27Ax of L'rose1
#4296Baron von Ratsworth's monocle1
#612Bash-Ōs boxtop1
#291Bash-Ōs cereal1
#286Ben-Gal™ Balm1
#883Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook1
#413Bjorn's Hammer1
#181Black Body™ spray1
#773Black No. 21
#748Blackfly Chardonnay1
#587Blatantly Canadian1
#173Blue Diamond of Honesty3
#2384Bonerdagon necklace1
#342Boozehounds Anonymous token1
#423Boris's key lime pie1
#924Boris's ring1
#1673Boss Bat bling1
#2773Boss Bat britches1
#1743Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air1
#1012Brimstone Chicken Sandwich1
#30Bulky Buddy Box110
#459C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button1
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#293C.H.U.M. chum1
#588C.H.U.M. knife1
#85Can-Can skirt1
#444Cherry Cloaca Cola1
#182Chester's bag of candy1
#145Chorale of Companionship1
#1732Cloaca grenade1
#1488Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#281Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration1
#2407Codpiece of the Goblin King1
#78Coily™1
#2464Colander of Em-er'il1
#265Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce1
#491Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket1
#232Connery's Elixir of Audacity1
#399Cookbook of the Damned1
#1368Copper Alpha of Sincerity1
#481Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket1
#1850Corpse Island iced tea1
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#3212Crimbuck1
#4250Crown of the Goblin King1
#1927Daffy Taffy1
#534Danglin' Chad's loincloth1
#443Diet Cloaca Cola1
#2661Disco 'Fro Pick1
#454Disco Banjo1
#313Divine1
#737Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir1
#427Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm1
#1938Dolphin King's crown1
#982Double Bacon Beelzeburger1
#537Dramatic™ range1
#2740Drowsy Sword1
#1670Dyspepsi grenade1
#2053Dyspepsi-Cola1
#1084Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations1
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#92Earring of Fire1
#423Eau de Guaneau1
#1785El Sombrero De Lopez1
#81El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)1
#291El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)1
#257El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)1
#216El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)1
#231El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)1
#227El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)1
#323El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)1
#298El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)1
#283El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)1
#27El Vibrato translator1
#2384Elder Turtle Shell1
#654Elf Farm Raffle ticket1
#470Elmley shades1
#1165Ent cider1
#1008Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots1
#251Ferrigno's Elixir of Power1
#513Frat Army FGF1
#697Frosty's frosty mug1
#607Gaia beads1
#277Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire1
#462Genalen™ Bottle1
#440General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket1
#1440Green Clover of Justice1
#238Imp Ale974
#1674Iron Beta of Industry1
#229Lead Zeta of Chastity1
#1574Nickel Gamma of Frugality1
#196Ol' Scratch's ol' britches1
#93Ol' Scratch's stove door1
#186Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat1
#1269Orange Star of Sacrifice1
#187Oscus's dumpster waders1
#194Oscus's pelt1
#232Purple Horseshoe of Honor1
#470Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit1
#260Red Balloon of Valor1
#684The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones1
#701Uncle Romulus1
#250Uranium Omega of Temperance1
#1612Yellow Moon of Compassion1
#1170Zinc Delta of Tranquility1
#365a butt tuba1
#706a little sump'm sump'm1
#1478abominable snowcone1
#503accidental cider1
#1006acid-squirting flower1
#1006acoustic guitarrr1
#821adder bladder1
#706all-purpose cleaner1
#622alphabet gum1
#656ancient Magi-Wipes1
#638ancient frozen dinner1
#533ancient spice1
#679anniversary balloon1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#1081annoying pitchfork1
#631ant agonist1
#270ant hoe1
#251ant pitchfork1
#283ant rake1
#260ant sickle1
#483anti-anti-antidote1
#1061anticheese1
#375antique bottle of cough syrup1
#731antique hand mirror1
#897antique helmet1
#497antique packet of ketchup1
#906antique shield1
#948antique spear1
#485armgun1
#855arrrgyle socks1
#433asbestos apron1
#435asbestos crossbow1
#122asbestos helmet turtle1
#1106asbestos ore1
#387asbestos staff1
#478asbestos sword1
#1080asparagus knife1
#643asshat1
#1192astral mushroom1
#358bätzle1
#2450baconstone1
#407baconstone pendant1
#7427badass belt1
#951bag of Cheat-Os1
#753bag of lard1
#632balaclava baklava1
#247ball-in-a-cup1
#1029balloon monkey1
#630ballroom blintz1
#197bamboo bokuto1
#655banana peel1
#1020banana-frosted king cake1
#122bar whip1
#961barbed-wire fence1
#306bargain flash powder1
#72bark beret1
#70bark boxers1
#91bark bracelet1
#2128barrrnacle1
#73barskin buckler1
#367barskin hat1
#88barskin loincloth1
#197bartender-in-the-box1
#900baseball1
#940bat guano1
#89bat hat1
#1017bat wing1
#167bat-ass leather jacket1
#784batblade1
#1172batgut1
#227battered hubcap1
#682beach glass bead1
#455beaten-up Chucks1
#967beer bomb1
#572beer bong1
#673beer helmet1
#725beer lens1
#117beer-a-pult1
#788beertini1
#233bejeweled accordion strap1
#954bejeweled cufflinks1
#745bejeweled pledge pin1
#347big bad voodoo mask1
#395big bass drum1
#382big boom1
#1005big red clown nose1
#802bilge wine1
🥈biomechanical crimborg helmet1
🥈biomechanical crimborg leg armor1
#377bird rib1
#1496bit of clingfilm1
#650bit-o-cactus1
#589black & tan1
#89black belt1
#86black cowboy hat1
#510black eyedrops1
#189black facepaint1
#669black forest cake1
#552black forest ham1
#694black greaves1
#390black kettle drum1
#2563black paisley oyster egg1
#577black pepper1
#1046black pixel1
#2110black plastic oyster egg1
#667black shield1
#851black snake skin1
#464black spot1
#2665black striped oyster egg1
#727black sword1
#918black-and-blue light1
#892blackberry1
#3305blob-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#290blood of the Wereseal1
#1035bloody beer1
#964bloody clown pants1
#621bloody mary1
#2554blue paisley oyster egg1
#1231blue pixel1
#941blue plasma ball1
#2408blue plastic oyster egg1
#2374blue polka-dot oyster egg1
#123blue shell1
#877blue snowcone1
#2621blue striped oyster egg1
#242boilermaker1
#213bone collar1
#429bone flute1
#665bone rattle1
#752booty chest charrrm1
#279boring spaghetti1
#743bottle of Monsieur Bubble1
#565bottle of Mystic Shell1
#624bottle of Pinot Renoir1
#456bottle of Vangoghbitussin1
#697bottle of alcohol1
#670bottle of antifreeze1
#513bottle of cooking sherry1
#1329bottle of gin1
#679bottle of pirate juice1
#679bottle of popskull1
#1584bottle of rum1
#344bottle of sake1
#663bottle of sewage schnapps1
#1367bottle of tequila1
#1260bottle of vodka1
#1505bottle of whiskey1
#544bottle opener belt buckle1
#38bounty-hunting helmet1
#32bounty-hunting pants1
#38bounty-hunting rifle1
#1137bowl of cottage cheese1
#570bowl of fishysoisse1
#169bowl of rye sprouts1
#1053box1
#7455box of sunshine1
#1334boxed wine1
#241boxing glove1
#66boxing glove on a spring1
#455brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings1
#246brains casserole1
#2708brick1
#436brick of sand1
#1268broken skull1
#624broken sword1
#590bronze breastplate1
#541bronzed locust1
#247brown crock marble1
#677brown sugar cane1
#94bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban1
#615bubblewrap ore1
#956bubbly potion1
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#249buckler buckle1
#1627buckyball1
#108buffalo blade1
#1102bugbear beanie1
#1109bugbear bungguard1
#592bullet-proof corduroys1
#1095bum cheek1
#155bumblebee marble1
#578bunch of square grapes1
#374buoybottoms1
#538cactus fruit1
#98can cannon1
#1816can of Binarrrca1
#351can of Ghuol-B-Gone™1
#1107can of Red Minotaur1
#554can of Swiller1
#210can of black paint1
#592can of maces1
#956can of spinach1
#2975can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce1
#2875candied yams1
#4784candy cane1
#1999candy kneecapping stick1
#1852candy knuckles1
#3830candy stake1
#745cannonball charrrm1
#587canopic jar1
#1749canteen of wine1
#529carbonated soy milk1
#635carbonated water lily1
#80cardboard box turtle1
#330cardboard katana1
#609cardboard ore1
#684cardboard wakizashi1
#77carob cannon1
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#640carob chunk noodles1
#731carob chunks1
#873casino pass1
#1030cast1
#687cat appendix1
#818catgut1
#109catskin buckler1
#802cement sandals1
#690centipede eggs1
#56chamoisole1
#235charming flute1
#419cheap cigar butt1
#1344cheap elven gloves1
#158cheap plastic blowgun1
#1660cheap toaster1
#1063chef's hat1
#235chef-in-the-box1
#664cherry1
#775chewing gum on a string1
#392chintzy accordion pin1
#509chintzy noodle ring1
#576chintzy seal pendant1
#72chitinous pod1
#576chloroform rag1
#409chocolate spurs1
#580chocolate-covered scarab beetle1
#824chopsticks1
#689chorizo brownies1
#765chorizo taco1
#452chrome crossbow1
#254chrome helmet turtle1
#985chrome ore1
#429chrome staff1
#523chrome sword1
#2111chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#616clay peace-sign bead1
#747clockwork key1
#65clockwork spine1
#969cloudy potion1
#798clown shoes1
#816clown skin1
#185clown wig1
#239clownskin belt1
#202clownskin harness1
#3274club necklace1
#119club of the five seasons1
#204cob of corn1
#612cocktail napkin1
#1224cocoa egg1
#1228cocoa eggshell fragment1
#1284coconut shell1
#597coffin lid1
#1139cog1
#248cold hi mein1
#777cold ninja mask1
#359cold nuggets1
#374cold wad1
#716comfy coffin1
#651communications windchimes1
#555concentrated garbage juice1
#587concentrated magicalness pill1
🥉control crystal1
#864cool whip1
#740copper ha'penny charrrm1
#522corn holder1
#568corncob pipe1
#850cornuthaum1
#1822corpse on the beach1
#218corpsebite1
#1818corpsedriver1
#1811corpsetini1
#362costume sword1
#246cottage1
#31cotton candy cordial1
#1243cranberries1
#951crazy little Turkish delight1
#570cream stout1
#541creamsicle1
#706crowbarrr1
#198crown-shaped beanie1
#523cruelty-free wine1
#362crumbling rat skull1
#262crystallized memory1
#597cup of infinite pencils1
#104curdflinger1
#403curmudgel1
#919cyborg doll1
#1826cyborg stompin' boot1
#268cyclops eyedrops1
#585dance card1
#964dark potion1
#179deactivated MicroMechaMech1
#1292dead guy's watch1
#615deadly lampshade1
#582decaying goldfish liver1
#810decorative fountain1
#714dehydrated caviar1
#167delectable fire ant1
#1796delicious salad1
#245delicious shimmering moth1
#167delicious stinkbug1
#93demon buckler1
#923demon skin1
#134demon-horned hat1
#164demonskin jacket1
#158demonskin trousers1
#375denim axe1
#1264dense meat stack1
#4dented harmonica20,731
#591deodorant1
#618depantsing bomb1
#507depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick1
#766desiccated apricot1
#286designer handbag10
#3285diamond necklace1
#1064diamond-studded cane1
#597didgeridooka1
#220digital key lime1
#379digital key lime pie1
#1622dill1
#482dire fudgesicle1
#1096dirty hobo gloves1
#1628disassembled clover1
#532disbelief suspenders1
#1849disco ball1
#1718disco mask1
#1025disease1
#819disembodied brain1
#344dishrag1
#787disintegrating quill pen1
#677displaced fish1
#985distilled fortified wine1
#587distressed denim pants1
#1853disturbing fanfic1
#550divine blowout1
#562divine can of silly string1
#572divine champagne flute1
#446divine champagne popper1
#478divine cracker1
#548divine noisemaker1
#1640doll house1
#655donkey flipbook1
#585dope gangsta bling-bling1
#356dope wheels1
#270double-barreled sling1
#813drab sonata1
#931draggin' ball hat1
#374dreadlock whip1
#782dried face1
#763drum machine1
#266dry martini1
#1140dry noodles1
#1979drywall axe1
#2321duct tape1
#80duct tape buckler1
#127duct tape dockers1
#92duct tape fedora1
#232duct tape sword1
#554dungeoneer's dungarees1
#1041dusty bottle of Marsala1
#1062dusty bottle of Merlot1
#1030dusty bottle of Muscat1
#1030dusty bottle of Pinot Noir1
#1060dusty bottle of Port1
#1015dusty bottle of Zinfandel1
#1281dwarf bread1
#399eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest1
#114eXtreme meat crossbow1
#111eXtreme meat staff1
#896eXtreme mittens1
#229eXtreme nose ring1
#856eXtreme scarf1
#5138easter egg balloon1
#947effervescent potion1
#504effluvious emerald1
#2833eggnog1
#1812elven limbos gingerbread1
#2080elven cellocello1
#1586elven moonshine1
#1396elven socks1
#1911elven suicide capsule1
#193elven whittling knife1
#1117empty Cloaca-Cola bottle1
#1304empty agua de vida bottle1
#666empty meat tank1
#544enchanted barbell1
#605enchanted bean1
#652enchanted toothpick1
#124enchantlers1
#541energy drink IV1
#1145ennui-flavored potato chips1
#734enormous belt buckle1
#477enormous hoop earring1
#969evil golden arch1
#355evil golden arches1
#55evil teddy bear262
#406exploding hacky-sack1
#143extra-fancy ring setting1
#744extra-greasy slider1
#1016eye of newt1
#402eye-pod1
#1086eyepatch1
#952f3d0r41
#1944facsimile dictionary1
#531fairy gravy boat1
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#850fancy bath salts1
#1881fancy chocolate car1
#924fancy opera glasses1
#1375fat stacks of cash1
#2393felt1
#412fermenting powder1
#656ferret bait1
#1427festive holiday hat1
#737fetid feather1
#303fez of etymology1
#778figurine of a charred seal1
#905figurine of a cold seal1
#640figurine of a stinking seal1
#181figurine of an armored seal1
#409filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")2
#86filigreed hamethyst earring1
#82filigreed hamethyst necklace1
#106filigreed hamethyst ring1
#634filth-encrusted futon1
#800filthy corduroys2
#324filthy hippy poncho1
#775filthy knitted dread sack2
#2032filthy lucre1
#602filthy pestle1
#527filthy poultice1
#299finger cymbals1
#1764fire1
#692[2426]fire flower1
#529fire poi1
#610fish-liver oil1
#153fishy fish casserole1
#958fizzy potion1
#126flaming cardboard sword1
#955flaming crutch1
#856flaming feather1
#378flaming glowsticks1
#886flaming mushroom1
#941flaming talons1
#619flange1
#905flaregun1
#445flat dough1
#168flat mushroom wine1
#790flirtatious feather1
#164floaty inverse geode1
#987floaty sand1
#205floorboard cruft1
#269floral print shirt1
#384flowing hippy skirt1
#861flute of flat champagne1
#496foam noodle1
#793foolscap fool's cap1
#67foon of foulness1
#70foon of fulmination1
#462fortune cookie1
#578frayed rope belt1
#281freezerburned ice cube1
#460freezin' bindle1
#450fricasseed brains1
#777frightful feather1
#1093frigid ninja stars1
#428frilly shirt1
#826frilly skirt1
#811frozen feather1
#827frozen mushroom1
#731frozen nunchaku1
#152fruit basket1
#236fruit bowl1
#3426fruitcake1
#132fruity girl swill1
#782funky dried mushroom1
#541furniture dolly1
#64furry green earmuffs1
#86furry kilt1
#427furry pants1
#172fustulent seal grulch1
#604fuzzbump1
#4736fuzzy dice1
#642ga-ga radio1
#949garish pinky ring1
#662gas balloon1
#600gator skin1
#614gauze garter1
#695gearbox necklace1
#1922ghost cucumber1
#982ghuol ears1
#183hot wing554
#1137obsidian dagger14
#142ocarina of space25
#236perpendicular hula with a fly in it1
#377pirate shirt4
#14plans for depleted Grimacite astrolabe1
#973really dense meat stack5
#1298rib of the Bonerdagon1
#482silver shrimp fork3
#410stuffed Hodgman1
#175teddy bear41
#151teddy bear sewing kit3
#38teddy borg195
#314tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer6
#624tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory3
#617tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer3
#380tiny die-cast Don Crimbo2
#392tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer5
#139tiny die-cast Father Crimbo4
#632tiny die-cast Father Crimborg1
#747tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer2
#510tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer4
#613tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg1
#496tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer4
#743tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer2
#565tiny die-cast Swiss hen1
#225tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo3
#504tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign4
#939tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer1
#309tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg2
#345tiny die-cast blade a-spinning2
#586tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree1
#744tiny die-cast factory worker elf2
#261tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf7
#554tiny die-cast golden ring1
#344tiny die-cast goose a-laying2
#322tiny die-cast killing bird2
#492tiny die-cast middle-management elf4
#616tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf3
#581tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg1
#614tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf3
#552tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming1
#566tiny die-cast turtle mech1
#649tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#264tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear17
#280tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type9
#285tiny plastic Beebee King9
#267tiny plastic Big Candy1
#218tiny plastic Bugbear Captain5
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#253tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter17
#221tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™1
#111tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel17
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#635tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#243tiny plastic Father McGruber17
#284tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#174tiny plastic GORM-81
#3874tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester1
#357tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist12
#3909tiny plastic Hellion1
#168tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.1
#129tiny plastic Lord Flameface8
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#266tiny plastic Norville Rogers16
#261tiny plastic Queen Bee9
#147tiny plastic Rene C. Corman7
#764tiny plastic Scott the Miner5
#172tiny plastic Toybot1
#238tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku1
#423tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer6
#303tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
#761tiny plastic angry space marine5
#244tiny plastic animelf1
#8127tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#330tiny plastic batbugbear13
#255tiny plastic bee swarm17
#206tiny plastic beebee gunners20
#310tiny plastic beebee queue14
#4480tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#337tiny plastic black ops bugbear13
#233tiny plastic blazing bat18
#291tiny plastic bugaboo15
#323tiny plastic buzzerker13
#364tiny plastic cavebugbear12
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#265tiny plastic colollilossus1
#3936tiny plastic demoninja1
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#428tiny plastic fax machine1
#170tiny plastic fire servant13
#8151tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#205tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear20
#175tiny plastic moneybee22
#190tiny plastic mumblebee21
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#308tiny plastic peacannon8
#1559tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#361tiny plastic spiderbugbear7
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#226tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf1
#213tiny plastic the Free Man11
#314tiny plastic trollipop1
#192tiny plastic warbear1
#178tiny plastic warbear fortress1
#163toothsome rock62
#810white satin pants1
#936white snake skin2
#567white sword4
#815windchimes1
#1245wolf mask1
#428wonderwall shield1
#811wooden stakes1
#930wussiness potion2
#1582yeti fur4
#48yummy death watch beetle79

Wow, that's 24,231 items total!

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