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| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
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| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
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| #428 | Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm | 1 |
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| #92 | Earring of Fire | 1 |
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| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
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| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
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| #106 | buffalo blade | 1 |
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| #540 | cactus fruit | 1 |
| #98 | can cannon | 1 |
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| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
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| #638 | carob chunk noodles | 1 |
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| #58 | chamoisole | 1 |
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| #234 | chef-in-the-box | 1 |
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| #72 | chitinous pod | 1 |
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| #521 | chrome sword | 1 |
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| #716 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| #648 | communications windchimes | 1 |
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| #738 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 1 |
| #522 | corn holder | 1 |
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| #1818 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
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| #1808 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #362 | costume sword | 1 |
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| #567 | cream stout | 1 |
| #538 | creamsicle | 1 |
| #705 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #199 | crown-shaped beanie | 1 |
| #521 | cruelty-free wine | 1 |
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| #268 | cyclops eyedrops | 1 |
| #585 | dance card | 1 |
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| 🥉 | dented harmonica | 20,731 |
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| #219 | digital key lime | 1 |
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| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #355 | dope wheels | 1 |
| #268 | double-barreled sling | 1 |
| #813 | drab sonata | 1 |
| #931 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #373 | dreadlock whip | 1 |
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| #1277 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #398 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #114 | eXtreme meat crossbow | 1 |
| #111 | eXtreme meat staff | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #228 | eXtreme nose ring | 1 |
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| #502 | effluvious emerald | 1 |
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| #539 | energy drink IV | 1 |
| #1144 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 1 |
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| #143 | extra-fancy ring setting | 1 |
| #741 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #1017 | eye of newt | 1 |
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| #83 | filigreed hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #107 | filigreed hamethyst ring | 1 |
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| #298 | finger cymbals | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #529 | fire poi | 1 |
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| #957 | fizzy potion | 1 |
| #126 | flaming cardboard sword | 1 |
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| #856 | flaming feather | 1 |
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| #620 | flange | 1 |
| #906 | flaregun | 1 |
| #446 | flat dough | 1 |
| #169 | flat mushroom wine | 1 |
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| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
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| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #640 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #947 | garish pinky ring | 1 |
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| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #1921 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #985 | ghuol ears | 1 |
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| #1141 | obsidian dagger | 14 |
| #142 | ocarina of space | 25 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #377 | pirate shirt | 4 |
| #16 | plans for depleted Grimacite astrolabe | 1 |
| #971 | really dense meat stack | 5 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #481 | silver shrimp fork | 3 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
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| #614 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 3 |
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| #138 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 4 |
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| #509 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 4 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
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| #739 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #222 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 3 |
| #503 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 4 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #307 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 2 |
| #342 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 2 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #741 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 2 |
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| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #343 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 2 |
| #320 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 2 |
| #489 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 4 |
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| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #612 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 3 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 17 |
| #278 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 9 |
| #282 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 9 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #217 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 5 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #253 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 17 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #110 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 17 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #242 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 17 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
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| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
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| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #129 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 8 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 16 |
| #259 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 9 |
| #146 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 7 |
| #760 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 5 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #420 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 6 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #757 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 5 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #330 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 13 |
| #253 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 17 |
| #204 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 20 |
| #308 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 14 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
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| #233 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 18 |
| #289 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 15 |
| #320 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 13 |
| #360 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 12 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic fire servant | 13 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #202 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 20 |
| #173 | tiny plastic moneybee | 22 |
| #188 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 21 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #304 | tiny plastic peacannon | 8 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #359 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 7 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #210 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 11 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
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| #807 | white satin pants | 1 |
| #935 | white snake skin | 2 |
| #569 | white sword | 4 |
| #811 | windchimes | 1 |
| #1246 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #430 | wonderwall shield | 1 |
| #813 | wooden stakes | 1 |
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| #1583 | yeti fur | 4 |
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