| #773 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #1438 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #756 | 2-ball | 4 |
| #771 | 3-ball | 4 |
| #1113 | 4-ball | 2 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1116 | 7-ball | 2 |
| #1225 | 8-ball | 8 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #256 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #132 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 2 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #787 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 2 |
| #222 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #388 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 3 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #271 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 2 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #183 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #2315 | CRIMBCO scrip | 1 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #2426 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2424 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #85 | Can-Can skirt | 1 |
| #118 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #175 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #83 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #196 | Chroner | 330 |
| #1483 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #426 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 1 |
| #1035 | Crimbo candied pecan | 5 |
| #1381 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #1366 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #144 | Crimbo salad | 6 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #651 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #255 | D roll | 15 |
| #258 | Friendliness Beverage | 4 |
| #697 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #669 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #119 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #145 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #97 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #515 | Kissin' Cousins | 2 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #258 | Mariner's Friend cough drops | 1 |
| #397 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #444 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #372 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 3 |
| #335 | New Zealand iced tea | 3 |
| #217 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #128 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #475 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 2 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #106 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #194 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #233 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #821 | Schrödinger's thermos | 5 |
| #357 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 4 |
| #945 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #837 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #67 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 7 |
| #1414 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #319 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #1813 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #801 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 1 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #39 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| #612 | Travels with Jerry | 2 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #701 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #1170 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #91 | albatross necklace | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #1883 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #430 | bed of coals | 2 |
| #690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #152 | birdbone corset | 1 |
| #213 | blue grass | 1 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #225 | candy cigarette | 4 |
| #6 | candy drive button | 1 |
| #1483 | canteen of wine | 4 |
| #324 | cement sandals | 3 |
| #1089 | cheap elven gloves | 2 |
| #529 | comfy coffin | 2 |
| #284 | concentrated garbage juice | 3 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #262 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #443 | cup of infinite pencils | 2 |
| #537 | cyborg stompin' boot | 4 |
| #323 | deadly lampshade | 3 |
| #1595 | diamond necklace | 4 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #213 | droll monocle | 2 |
| #1589 | elven limbos gingerbread | 2 |
| #564 | elven cellocello | 29 |
| #1586 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #971 | elven socks | 3 |
| #1176 | elven suicide capsule | 16 |
| #1773 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #744 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #1540 | fake hand | 3 |
| #124 | fancy ball mask | 1 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #968 | festive holiday hat | 3 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #133 | flask of Amontillado | 1 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| #460 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #402 | frigid air mattress | 2 |
| #706 | frozen banquet | 1 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #608 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #692 | golden ring | 40 |
| #1202 | gray bow tie | 2 |
| #734 | green candy heart | 7 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #134 | hep waders | 1 |
| #71 | hobo fortress blueprints | 2 |
| #1278 | immense cyborg hand | 4 |
| #691 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #697 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #172 | jive turkey leg | 9 |
| #1882 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #1155 | killing feather | 39 |
| #971 | knuckle sandwich | 12 |
| #600 | laser-broiled pear | 13 |
| #748 | lavender candy heart | 7 |
| #935 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #1892 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #108 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #33 | multi-level marzipan | 10 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #408 | nanite-infested candy cane | 36 |
| #70 | nanite-infested eggnog | 54 |
| #100 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 39 |
| #482 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 10 |
| #647 | night-vision goggles | 3 |
| #797 | orange candy heart | 8 |
| #612 | oversized fish scaler | 8 |
| #512 | pair of bolt cutters | 6 |
| #583 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #1238 | passable elf mask | 4 |
| #1141 | patent leather shoes | 2 |
| #403 | penguin focaccia bread | 32 |
| #1285 | penguin thesaurus | 2 |
| #897 | petrified wood | 1 |
| #581 | pink candy heart | 17 |
| #636 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #329 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #756 | pocketwatch on a chain | 4 |
| #622 | poison pen | 3 |
| #860 | polyalloy shield | 5 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #1294 | pulsing flesh | 2 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #1271 | rigid carapace | 3 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #2677 | rogue swarmer | 1 |
| #2723 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2225 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #1841 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 4 |
| #2126 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
| #1031 | sawblade fragment | 48 |
| #335 | sleazy bindle | 2 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #3320 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #869 | spooky bark | 4 |
| #554 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #937 | spooky sap | 1 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #943 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #98 | stinkin' bindle | 6 |
| #599 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #3139 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #5713 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 5 |
| #4868 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 7 |
| #2652 | stuffed Meat | 4 |
| #4262 | stuffed angry cow | 9 |
| #5353 | stuffed astral badger | 6 |
| #4895 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 7 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1874 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #3825 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 11 |
| #7025 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #5752 | stuffed hand turkey | 5 |
| #2683 | stuffed key | 1 |
| #1681 | stuffed martini | 2 |
| #5305 | stuffed mind flayer | 6 |
| #3073 | stuffed mink | 1 |
| #2925 | stuffed monocle | 2 |
| #4963 | stuffed scary death orb | 7 |
| #4035 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 10 |
| #3887 | stuffed snowy owl | 10 |
| #4590 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 8 |
| #5299 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #3136 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #3107 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
| #3755 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 11 |
| #1712 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #360 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #786 | throwing wrench | 6 |
| #583 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 1 |
| #999 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #91 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3876 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #67 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #950 | twitching claw | 5 |
| #172 | unquiet spirits | 6 |
| #1756 | unstable DNA | 10 |
| #1426 | unstable laser battery | 37 |
| #873 | vibrating cyborg knife | 8 |
| #2317 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 5 |
| #780 | white candy heart | 7 |
| #615 | witch hat | 1 |
| #1027 | wolfman mask | 1 |
| #879 | yellow candy heart | 8 |