| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #754 | 2-ball | 4 |
| #768 | 3-ball | 4 |
| #1111 | 4-ball | 2 |
| #1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1423 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1114 | 7-ball | 2 |
| #1222 | 8-ball | 8 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #132 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 2 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #785 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 2 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #386 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 3 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #269 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 2 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #183 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #2317 | CRIMBCO scrip | 1 |
| #1937 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #2422 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #85 | Can-Can skirt | 1 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #197 | Chroner | 330 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #417 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 1 |
| #1030 | Crimbo candied pecan | 5 |
| #1379 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #1363 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #143 | Crimbo salad | 6 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #256 | D roll | 15 |
| #255 | Friendliness Beverage | 4 |
| #700 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #665 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #533 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #515 | Kissin' Cousins | 2 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #259 | Mariner's Friend cough drops | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #372 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 3 |
| #332 | New Zealand iced tea | 3 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #477 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 2 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #230 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #820 | Schrödinger's thermos | 5 |
| #357 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 4 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #66 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 7 |
| #1400 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #750 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 1 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #37 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| #611 | Travels with Jerry | 2 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #91 | albatross necklace | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #1885 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #430 | bed of coals | 2 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #152 | birdbone corset | 1 |
| #211 | blue grass | 1 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #222 | candy cigarette | 4 |
| #6 | candy drive button | 1 |
| #1485 | canteen of wine | 4 |
| #324 | cement sandals | 3 |
| #1090 | cheap elven gloves | 2 |
| #530 | comfy coffin | 2 |
| #284 | concentrated garbage juice | 3 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #444 | cup of infinite pencils | 2 |
| #538 | cyborg stompin' boot | 4 |
| #323 | deadly lampshade | 3 |
| #1594 | diamond necklace | 4 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #213 | droll monocle | 2 |
| #1591 | elven limbos gingerbread | 2 |
| #561 | elven cellocello | 29 |
| #1587 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #970 | elven socks | 3 |
| #1176 | elven suicide capsule | 16 |
| #1776 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #741 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #1543 | fake hand | 3 |
| #124 | fancy ball mask | 1 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #970 | festive holiday hat | 3 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #131 | flask of Amontillado | 1 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| #460 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #402 | frigid air mattress | 2 |
| #708 | frozen banquet | 1 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #1203 | gray bow tie | 2 |
| #736 | green candy heart | 7 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #132 | hep waders | 1 |
| #71 | hobo fortress blueprints | 2 |
| #1281 | immense cyborg hand | 4 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #693 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #171 | jive turkey leg | 9 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #1156 | killing feather | 39 |
| #971 | knuckle sandwich | 12 |
| #599 | laser-broiled pear | 13 |
| #749 | lavender candy heart | 7 |
| #937 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #1896 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #33 | multi-level marzipan | 10 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #408 | nanite-infested candy cane | 36 |
| #70 | nanite-infested eggnog | 54 |
| #101 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 39 |
| #481 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 10 |
| #648 | night-vision goggles | 3 |
| #799 | orange candy heart | 8 |
| #614 | oversized fish scaler | 8 |
| #512 | pair of bolt cutters | 6 |
| #581 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #1238 | passable elf mask | 4 |
| #1142 | patent leather shoes | 2 |
| #403 | penguin focaccia bread | 32 |
| #1284 | penguin thesaurus | 2 |
| #900 | petrified wood | 1 |
| #583 | pink candy heart | 17 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #756 | pocketwatch on a chain | 4 |
| #623 | poison pen | 3 |
| #861 | polyalloy shield | 5 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #1294 | pulsing flesh | 2 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #1272 | rigid carapace | 3 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #2679 | rogue swarmer | 1 |
| #2720 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2217 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #1839 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 4 |
| #2119 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
| #1031 | sawblade fragment | 48 |
| #336 | sleazy bindle | 2 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #871 | spooky bark | 4 |
| #555 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #938 | spooky sap | 1 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #946 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #98 | stinkin' bindle | 6 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #3119 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #5702 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 5 |
| #4855 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 7 |
| #2642 | stuffed Meat | 4 |
| #4253 | stuffed angry cow | 9 |
| #5334 | stuffed astral badger | 6 |
| #4887 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 7 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1866 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #3816 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 11 |
| #7014 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #5743 | stuffed hand turkey | 5 |
| #2663 | stuffed key | 1 |
| #1676 | stuffed martini | 2 |
| #5295 | stuffed mind flayer | 6 |
| #3052 | stuffed mink | 1 |
| #2907 | stuffed monocle | 2 |
| #4954 | stuffed scary death orb | 7 |
| #4025 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 10 |
| #3880 | stuffed snowy owl | 10 |
| #4579 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 8 |
| #5288 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #3119 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #3088 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
| #3746 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 11 |
| #1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #361 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #785 | throwing wrench | 6 |
| #582 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 1 |
| #1002 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #66 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #951 | twitching claw | 5 |
| #171 | unquiet spirits | 6 |
| #1758 | unstable DNA | 10 |
| #1427 | unstable laser battery | 37 |
| #874 | vibrating cyborg knife | 8 |
| #2319 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 5 |
| #781 | white candy heart | 7 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #1028 | wolfman mask | 1 |
| #882 | yellow candy heart | 8 |