| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #187 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 3 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #882 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #1001 | Corpse Island iced tea | 4 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #888 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #611 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #130 | bad-ass club | 1 |
| #1166 | battered Crimbo Crate | 4 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #1949 | bottle of goofballs | 11 |
| #409 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #132 | can of franks 'n' beans | 2 |
| #1297 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 6 |
| #4135 | candy cane | 2 |
| #1563 | candy kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #462 | candy knuckles | 5 |
| #3110 | candy stake | 2 |
| #68 | clockwork crossbow | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #46 | clockwork staff | 1 |
| #70 | clockwork sword | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #1211 | corpse on the beach | 3 |
| #851 | corpsedriver | 5 |
| #1462 | corpsetini | 2 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #1466 | duct tape | 9 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1547 | elven cellocello | 12 |
| #1245 | elven suicide capsule | 15 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #2420 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 2 |
| #153 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #148 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #102 | gnauga hide vest | 1 |
| #202 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #2346 | grue egg | 9 |
| #270 | grue egg omelette | 10 |
| #391 | gyroscope | 7 |
| #3236 | handful of confetti | 6 |
| #909 | herbal stuffing | 8 |
| #1295 | herringcello | 14 |
| #147 | hipposkin poncho | 1 |
| #1922 | immense cyborg hand | 2 |
| #719 | irradiated candy cane | 6 |
| #1453 | jawbruiser | 2 |
| #627 | licorice garrote | 4 |
| #510 | live wire | 2 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #667 | mylar scout drone | 7 |
| #1462 | nanite-infested candy cane | 6 |
| #1040 | nanite-infested eggnog | 5 |
| #1964 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #1476 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #646 | nanofiber cloth | 7 |
| #1126 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #1187 | oozenog | 4 |
| #434 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1238 | passable elf mask | 4 |
| #1445 | penguin focaccia bread | 11 |
| #133 | pirate fledges | 1 |
| #756 | pocketwatch on a chain | 4 |
| #2128 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #180 | poodle skirt | 1 |
| #107 | pulled porquoise pendant | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #669 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #1734 | spectre scepter | 13 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #2344 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #2498 | stuffed gray blob | 2 |
| #299 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 58 |
| #1334 | throwing wrench | 2 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1722 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 4 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #2828 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2798 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 3 |
| #6146 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #1709 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 4 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4844 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #6063 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #1779 | tiny plastic scary clown | 4 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2695 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #2787 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #1237 | tofurkey gravy | 6 |
| #1387 | tofurkey leg | 5 |
| #1592 | toy hoverpad | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #2210 | unstable DNA | 2 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2323 | vibrating cyborg knife | 2 |
| #51 | vinyl shield | 1 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |