| #193 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 5 |
| #104 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 2 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #88 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 2 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #18 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 37 |
| #241 | Atomic Comic | 2 |
| #113 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 7 |
| #156 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 5 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #141 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 6 |
| #51 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 8 |
| #111 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 5 |
| #48 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 8 |
| #59 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 7 |
| #54 | Celsius 233 | 1 |
| #47 | Chinese curse words | 6 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #16 | Cookbook of the Damned | 32 |
| #50 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 77 |
| 🥇 | Crimbo training manual | 2 |
| #5 | Dinsey Maintenance Manual | 3 |
| #52 | Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror | 1 |
| #85 | Ellsbury's journal | 1 |
| 🥈 | Engorged Sausages and You | 11 |
| #60 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 272 |
| #77 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 2 |
| #104 | GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine | 20 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #27 | Ghost Pinching Quarterly | 6 |
| #16 | Grim Brothers' story book | 1 |
| #328 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 10 |
| #4 | Hell and How I Bent It | 2 |
| #91 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 1 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #20 | Holiday Hal's Happy-Time Fun Book! | 1 |
| #26 | How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying | 1 |
| #75 | How to Avoid Scams | 22 |
| #29 | How to Play Othello | 21 |
| #27 | Illustrated Mating Rituals of the Gallapagos | 1 |
| #33 | Interview With You (a Vampire) | 10 |
| #53 | Kissin' Cousins | 9 |
| 🥇 | Lars the Cyberian | 819 |
| #5 | Lava Miner's Daughter | 2 |
| #11 | Let Me Be! | 51 |
| 🥈 | Little Crimson Book | 79 |
| #24 | Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them | 1 |
| #28 | Manual of Lock Picking | 2 |
| #5 | Manual of Numberology | 3 |
| 🥈 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 3,013 |
| #17 | Maxing, Relaxing | 22 |
| #29 | Necrotelicomnicon | 38 |
| 🥉 | Non-Euclidean Finance | 16 |
| #29 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 104 |
| #81 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 31 |
| #46 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 60 |
| #57 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 19 |
| #56 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 19 |
| #65 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 15 |
| #13 | O'RLY manual | 455 |
| 🥇 | Ogres and Oubliettes™ module | 1,941 |
| #7 | Pop Art: a Guide | 3 |
| #170 | Rainbow's Gravity | 1 |
| #15 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 13 |
| #45 | Rethinking Candy | 1 |
| #7 | Science Notebook | 2 |
| #15 | Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill | 1 |
| #56 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 12 |
| #25 | Sinful Desires | 48 |
| #69 | Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire | 1 |
| 🥇 | Space Baby children's book | 146 |
| #5 | Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook | 4 |
| #5 | Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise | 9 |
| #5 | Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot | 8 |
| #4 | Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb | 6 |
| #12 | Spelunker of Fortune | 2 |
| #22 | Squat-Thrust Magazine | 121 |
| 🥉 | Summer Nights | 120 |
| 🥉 | Tales from the Fireside | 186 |
| #45 | Tales of Spelunking | 8 |
| #24 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 56 |
| #7 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 2 |
| #196 | The Art of Slapfighting | 5 |
| #108 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 11 |
| #23 | The Big Book of Communism | 1 |
| #39 | The Big Book of Every Skill | 1 |
| #70 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 72 |
| #20 | The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook | 3 |
| #53 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 | 2 |
| #20 | The Joy of Wassailing | 68 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #19 | The Necbronomicon | 7 |
| #22 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells | 3 |
| #9 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| #32 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 5 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #21 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 8 |
| #500 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 8 |
| #494 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #498 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #337 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 1 |
| #395 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 7 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #19 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 20 |
| #40 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 90 |
| #138 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 92 |
| #7 | Trash, a Memoir | 2 |
| #33 | Travels with Jerry | 13 |
| 🥇 | Trout Fishing in Loathing | 25 |
| #179 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 78 |
| #178 | Uncle Romulus | 7 |
| #40 | Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife | 1 |
| 🥈 | Western Slang Vol. 1: Violence | 2 |
| 🥈 | Western Slang Vol. 2: Cooking | 2 |
| 🥈 | Western Slang Vol. 3: Fraud | 2 |
| #48 | Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter simcode | 2 |
| #137 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 16 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #104 | alien source code printout | 3 |
| #734 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #623 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #257 | antique pair of blue jeans | 3 |
| #714 | antique record album | 2 |
| #382 | antique souvenir drawing | 2 |
| #295 | awful poetry journal | 489 |
| #170 | beholed bedsheet | 5 |
| #46 | blank diary | 3 |
| #19 | compounded experience | 76 |
| 🥉 | confiscated comic book | 1,736 |
| #6 | cookbookbat book | 2 |
| #7 | crazy hobo notebook | 997 |
| #47 | devilish folio | 111 |
| #362 | disturbing fanfic | 385 |
| #35 | donkey flipbook | 16 |
| #12 | dwarvish magazine | 110 |
| #13 | extremely confusing manual | 32 |
| #195 | facsimile dictionary | 53 |
| #99 | giant book of ancient carols | 1 |
| #16 | grim fairy tale | 154 |
| 🥉 | heavy leather-bound tome | 118 |
| #30 | insane tophat | 2 |
| #419 | invisible bag | 2 |
| #309 | kickback cookbook | 2 |
| 🥇 | little black book | 1,218 |
| 🥇 | little red book | 13 |
| #77 | mole skin notebook | 1 |
| #9 | mummy costume | 597 |
| #9 | passable elf mask | 242 |
| #9 | penguin thesaurus | 464 |
| #408 | pumpkinhead mask | 16 |
| 🥈 | red book | 1,773 |
| #17 | sensitive poetry journal | 71 |
| 🥇 | smellbook | 3,086 |
| #642 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 10 |
| #615 | stuffed martini | 13 |
| #99 | the Crymbich Manuscript | 1 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #33 | training scroll: Shattering Punch | 1 |
| #22 | training scroll: Shivering Monkey Technique | 5 |
| #22 | training scroll: Snokebomb | 3 |
| #8 | very overdue library book | 125 |
| #67 | white page | 6 |
| #388 | witch hat | 2 |
| 🥈 | woimbook | 278 |
| #14 | wolfman mask | 426 |