SilentKnight

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#1141.21 jigawatts1
#72100-Watt bulb1
#650A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes1
#247A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 11
#279A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 21
#256A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 31
#295A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 51
#2232Ancient Saucehelm1
#2096Angry Farmer candy1
#4297Baron von Ratsworth's monocle1
#388Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook3
#503Blizzards I Have Died In2
#2384Bonerdagon necklace1
#1117CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)1
#1013CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)1
#1054CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)1
#1019CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)1
#1008CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)1
#1731Cloaca grenade1
#1495Cloaca-Cola1
#1151Cloaca-Cola c-rations1
#1488Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#903Cloaca-Cola knapsack1
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#612Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife1
#2407Codpiece of the Goblin King1
#2464Colander of Em-er'il1
#1237Cold Hots candy1
#1042Crimbo Candy Cookbook3
#369Crimbuck2,701
#2661Disco 'Fro Pick1
#1670Dyspepsi grenade1
#2052Dyspepsi-Cola1
#1084Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations1
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#857Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack1
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#580Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen1
#85Ellsbury's journal1
#1688Feynman gate1
#441Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer1
#755Gummi-Gnauga1
#166Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top1
#275Imp Ale757
#347Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration2
#190Knob Goblin nasal spray1
#163Knob Goblin stink bomb1
#239Let Me Be!6
#3897Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet1
#723Lucky Surprise Egg1
#1985MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech1
#851Maxing, Relaxing1
#694Maxwell's Silver Hammer1
#347Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot1
#396Miniborg beeper1
#362Miniborg hiveminder1
#394Miniborg laser1
#443Miniborg stomper1
#405Miniborg strangler1
#2682Mr. Mediocrebar1
#741Now and Earlier1
#618Pick-O-Matic lockpicks1
#2658Rock Pops1
#2542Scalp of Gorgolok1
#1050Schrödinger's thermos1
#1319Senior Mints1
#922Spooky Surprise Egg1
#668Sugar Cog1
#437Summer Nights3
#938Tales from the Fireside1
#1954Tasty Fun Good rice candy1
#600The Art of Slapfighting1
#509The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones2
#1294Time Juice1
#613Travels with Jerry2
#464Uncle Romulus2
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#1955Wint-O-Fresh mint1
#139Yeti Protest Sign1
#474Yummy Tummy bean421
#175Zu Mannkäse Dienen11
#29antique hand mirror911
#41around the world131
#2064astronaut pants1
#1088atomic vector plotter1
#7429badass belt1
#2043ball1
#1022bi-lateral logic compressor1
#2563black paisley oyster egg1
#2110black plastic oyster egg1
#2088black polka-dot oyster egg1
#2665black striped oyster egg1
#1653blood flower1
#2554blue paisley oyster egg1
#943blue plasma ball1
#2408blue plastic oyster egg1
#2374blue polka-dot oyster egg1
#2621blue striped oyster egg1
#5026bottle of goofballs1
#437bow1
#142bow staff1
#150bowlegged pants1
#1948box of sunshine71
#248brainy skull1
#92brand new key1
#2708brick1
#1627buckyball1
#103can of Swiller57
#546can of fake snow1
#1141candied kobold1
#856candy brain1
#4785candy cane1
#1758capacitor relay1
#1811carbon nanotube frame1
#689centipede eggs1
#89charged magnet1
#1823cheap plastic bottle opener1
#1660cheap toaster1
#775chewing gum on a string1
#33clockwork endoskeleton1
#747clockwork key1
#1222cocoa egg1
#1228cocoa eggshell fragment1
#507colored-light "necklace"1
#349colorful plastic ball62
#1056computronic processing unit1
🥉control crystal1
#179deactivated MicroMechaMech1
#1622dill1
#819disembodied brain1
#1640doll house1
#219dry noodles678
#1476duck-on-a-string1
#5139easter egg balloon1
#337eggbeater1
#2833eggnog1
#235empty agua de vida bottle884
#870empty blowgun1
#35eye of newt574
#2521fancy chocolate1
#295fat bottom quark1
#2392felt1
#309fertilized ghuol egg1
#121foreign box1
#3426fruitcake1
#4737fuzzy dice1
#1921ghost cucumber1
#551ghost pickle on a stick1
#1350ghuol egg1
#556ghuol egg quiche1
#181gilded ancient cursed key1
#3939gingerbread bugbear1
#1495gloomy black mushroom1
#211golden plastic oyster egg1
#2658googly eye1
#1910green beer1
#5337grue egg1
#733grue egg omelette1
#401half-rotten brain1
#139hand grenegg1
#56hardware upgrade1
#15high-pressure seltzer bottle100
#1110high-resistance ultrapolymer plating1
#55hot date499
#1026hyperbolic plasma focuser1
#163ice-cold Sir Schlitz1,527
#257ice-cold Willer211
#199ice-cold fotie178
#683ice-cold six-pack7
#2350immense cyborg hand1
#1776ion grid1
#1080ion-pulse modulation stabilizer1
#1193jabañero-flavored chewing gum1
#2060kite1
#80knight cookie1
#280large cocoa eggshell fragment1
#2180lavender paisley oyster egg1
#2307lavender plastic oyster egg1
#2028lavender polka-dot oyster egg1
#1766lavender striped oyster egg1
#1751length of string1
#1208lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum1
#152line613
#1942loaded serum blowgun1
#1726logic synthesizer1
#1347mad scientist's sock monkey1
#26magnetic field1
#1086marionette1
#1322marzipan skull1
#1983mauve paisley oyster egg1
#2254mauve plastic oyster egg1
#1846mauve polka-dot oyster egg1
#2384mauve striped oyster egg1
#226meat paste500
#42metallic foil radar dish1
#26miniature Jacob's ladder1
#2028monomolecular yo-yo1
#3218nanite-infested eggnog1
#1183nanofiber cloth1
#1126night-vision goggles1
#3383obsidian dagger1
#1363off-white paisley oyster egg1
#2534off-white plastic oyster egg1
#1734off-white polka-dot oyster egg1
#1583off-white striped oyster egg1
#470oily golden mushroom1
#599orange10
#179ornate ancient cursed key1
#1889oyster basket1
#137oyster egg balloon1
#84panicked kernel1
#1146photoprotoneutron torpedo1
#1234pickle-flavored chewing gum1
#747picture of a dead guy's girlfriend1
#1095pile of candy1
#2047pixellated candy heart1
#323plain brown wrapper1
#269pocket theremin1
#1613pork elf goodies sack1
#2034puce paisley oyster egg1
#2103puce plastic oyster egg1
#2253puce polka-dot oyster egg1
#1645puce striped oyster egg1
#1068quantum polarity inducer1
#846quantum taco1
#1303rag doll1
#557ram stick1
#1005recursive spline reticulator1
#2227red paisley oyster egg1
#2537red plastic oyster egg1
#2205red polka-dot oyster egg1
#1646red striped oyster egg1
#1107reverse-oscillating klystron1
#1299rib of the Bonerdagon1
#1965robotronic egg1
#88rocky raccoon536
#1960rubber emo roe1
#143rusty metal key1
#32salamander spleen634
#35savoy truffle406
#125secret from the future1
#1088servomechanical torsion facilitator1
#942skeleton key1
#438skeleton key ring1
#213slime-soaked brain1
#83slime-soaked sweat gland3
#36snifter of thoroughly aged brandy1,681
#1347sock monkey1
#65software glitch1
#3789spectre scepter1
#3326spooky eggnog1
#103spooky mushroom641
#2245stainless steel shillelagh1
#2140stainless steel skullcap1
#9stench powder1,000
#2261string of blue beads1
#2260string of green beads1
#2246string of red beads1
#3202stuffed doppelshifter1
#2681stuffed key1
#179stuffed walrus1
#2642stuffing1
#1049sub-molecular interocitor1
#44sugar shard339
#1210tamarind-flavored chewing gum1
#384targeting chip1
#322tasket1
#970tattered paper crown1
#2033teddy bear1
#1434theoretical string1
#148thought balloon1
#2809tiny plastic Black Knight2
#265tisket1
#3156toast1
#2069top1
#222towel42
#1591toy hoverpad1
#2209toy jet pack1
#921toy maglev monorail1
#2475toy ray gun1
#1190toy soldier1
#2262toy space helmet1
#1821toy wheel1
#478tree skirt1
#328unstable quark1
#728urinal cake1
#1821vertebra of the Bonerdagon1
#1642vinegar1
#899wad of cotton1
#586wang1
#1221wooden block1
#1800yellow paisley oyster egg1
#2818yellow plastic oyster egg1
#1328yellow polka-dot oyster egg1
#1637yellow striped oyster egg1
#2364yo-yo1
#1862zombie pineal gland1

Wow, that's 16,471 items total!

what items are this player missing?