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#38 | BittyCar SoulCar | 1 |
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#51 | ChibiBuddy™ (off) | 1 |
#287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
#226 | Cookbook of the Damned | 2 |
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#6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
#59 | Crimbough | 1 |
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#63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
#335 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
#665 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
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#166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
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#282 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
#370 | Red Pill | 1 |
#458 | SPF 451 lip balm | 4 |
#1049 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
#974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
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#420 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 26 |
🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
#23 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 3 |
#931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
#1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
#227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
#147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
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#570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
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#62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
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#310 | elven suicide capsule | 37 |
#741 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
#293 | fake blood | 4 |
#412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
#692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
#281 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
#460 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
#280 | gator skin | 24 |
#309 | gingerbread house | 2 |
#345 | gnauga hide | 14 |
#265 | hamethyst | 29 |
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#543 | herb brownies | 24 |
#638 | herringcello | 26 |
#151 | hippopotamus skin | 14 |
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#347 | infernal insoles | 8 |
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#531 | jawbruiser | 5 |
#386 | kick-ass kicks | 3 |
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#241 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 13 |
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#318 | leathery bat skin | 19 |
#333 | leathery cat skin | 23 |
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#1422 | licorice garrote | 2 |
#219 | live wire | 4 |
#372 | lovecat tail | 2 |
#575 | marionette collective | 1 |
#230 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 14 |
#154 | mauve striped oyster egg | 19 |
#109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
#1762 | monomolecular yo-yo | 2 |
#361 | mugcake | 5 |
#667 | mylar scout drone | 7 |
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#2619 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
#869 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 6 |
#846 | nanofiber cloth | 4 |
#870 | night-vision goggles | 2 |
#656 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 3 |
#545 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 9 |
#1204 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
#356 | off-white striped oyster egg | 9 |
🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
#1090 | oversized fish scaler | 5 |
#323 | pair of bolt cutters | 8 |
#109 | papaya taco | 19 |
#172 | passable elf mask | 16 |
#464 | penguin focaccia bread | 30 |
#777 | penguin skin | 20 |
#972 | piece of wedding cake | 2 |
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#235 | pocketwatch on a chain | 10 |
#623 | poison pen | 3 |
#530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
#1395 | polyalloy shield | 3 |
#178 | porquoise | 37 |
#287 | powdered candy sushi set | 5 |
#1286 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
#329 | puce plastic oyster egg | 11 |
#271 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 13 |
#210 | puce striped oyster egg | 11 |
#470 | red paisley oyster egg | 7 |
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#152 | red striped oyster egg | 16 |
#620 | roboduck-on-a-string | 2 |
#949 | robotronic egg | 29 |
#1488 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 5 |
#697 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 11 |
#1521 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 5 |
#1071 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 7 |
#831 | sawblade fragment | 54 |
#190 | six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
#10 | snow hat | 1 |
🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
#1541 | solid gold bowling ball | 6 |
#1172 | spade necklace | 6 |
#224 | spectral pickle | 78 |
#305 | spooky bindle | 3 |
#196 | stainless steel shillelagh | 15 |
🥇 | star key lime | 499 |
#330 | stinkin' bindle | 2 |
#600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
#1764 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 16 |
#1087 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 44 |
#1050 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 46 |
#2004 | stuffed Meat | 12 |
#1046 | stuffed angry cow | 47 |
#740 | stuffed astral badger | 64 |
#1283 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 40 |
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#1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
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#2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
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#1562 | stuffed key | 18 |
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#1863 | stuffed monocle | 15 |
#1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
#913 | stuffed scary death orb | 54 |
#524 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 42 |
#1039 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 48 |
#1044 | stuffed snowy owl | 46 |
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#939 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 9 |
#246 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
#902 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 53 |
#1961 | stuffed teddy butler | 13 |
#2024 | stuffed tin of caviar | 12 |
#1485 | stuffed treasure chest | 20 |
#1209 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 42 |
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#776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
#1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
#502 | sweet mochi ball | 8 |
#682 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
#389 | tap shoes | 2 |
#52 | tasket | 15 |
#126 | tasty tart | 13 |
#1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
#186 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 4 |
#297 | three-tiered wedding cake | 2 |
#297 | throwing wrench | 11 |
#582 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 1 |
#649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
#3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
#42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
#2208 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 8 |
#220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
#620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
#577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
#632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
#49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
#214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
#1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
#1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
#50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
#49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
#236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
#3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
#4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
#1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
#3937 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
#3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
#243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
#3964 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 4 |
#4888 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
#3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
#4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
#3943 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
#991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
#4866 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
#3950 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
#2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
#1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
#3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
#70 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
#3979 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
#2515 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 7 |
#6146 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
#1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
#3937 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
#1831 | tiny plastic hermit | 3 |
#3300 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 5 |
#1374 | tiny plastic killer bee | 13 |
#3328 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 5 |
#3308 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 5 |
#4842 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
#1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
#4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
#3913 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
#2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
#4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
#3362 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 5 |
#4857 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
#3341 | tiny plastic star starfish | 5 |
#585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
#978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
#224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
#2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
#51 | tisket | 15 |
#900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
#546 | toy maglev monorail | 2 |
#1477 | unstable laser battery | 36 |
#1779 | vibrating cyborg knife | 4 |
#674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
#258 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 9 |
#249 | white snake skin | 52 |
#243 | yak skin | 3 |
#183 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 26 |
#1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
#820 | yeti fur | 55 |