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amegalily

Rank	Item	Quantity
#1438	1-ball	1
#1149	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#1427	2-ball	1
#1457	3-ball	1
#1016	30669 scroll	1
#1224	33398 scroll	1
#934	334 scroll	1
#1474	4-ball	1
#441	4-dimensional guitar	1
#1436	5-ball	1
#1426	6-ball	1
#394	668 scroll	1
#1486	7-ball	1
#2245	8-ball	1
#626	9-ball	1
#785	ASCII shirt	1
#276	Alewife™ Ale	1
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#2095	Angry Farmer candy	1
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#1044	BGE merchandise order form	1
#565	BGE pocket calendar	1
#1447	BGE shotglass	1
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#4296	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	1
#291	Bash-Ōs cereal	1
#773	Black No. 2	1
#748	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
#342	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
#924	Boris's ring	1
#293	C.H.U.M. chum	1
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#254	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	4
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#77	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	6
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#2097	CRIMBCO mug	1
#1699	CRIMBCO scrip	5
#1644	CRIMBCO wine	2
#2426	CRIMBCOIDS mints	1
#2424	CRIMBCOLOAF	1
#1732	Cloaca grenade	1
#1496	Cloaca-Cola	1
#1237	Cold Hots candy	1
#265	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	1
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#1352	Crimbo candied pecan	1
#1381	Crimbo fudge	1
#1366	Crimbo peppermint bark	1
#4250	Crown of the Goblin King	1
#1927	Daffy Taffy	1
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#1539	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	1
#2661	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#313	Divine	1
#1139	Dolphin King's crown	3
#894	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	3
#2267	Drowsy Sword	2
#1670	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#2053	Dyspepsi-Cola	1
#1008	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	1
#28	Frogade	90
#462	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#257	Gnollish casserole dish	1
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#236	Gordon Bennett	1
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#613	Hell ramen	1
#144	Hodgman's porkpie hat	1
#209	Inndya trading card	1
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#1287	Jocko Homo's head	1
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#1207	Knob Goblin firecracker	1
#1090	Knob Goblin love potion	1
#459	Knob Goblin melon baller	2
#826	Knob Goblin seltzer	1
#746	Knob Goblin spatula	1
#941	Knob Goblin steroids	1
#735	Knob Goblin superseltzer	1
#963	Knob Goblin tongs	2
#172	Knob lo mein	1
#822	Knob mushroom	1
#193	Knob stroganoff	1
#1061	Let Me Be!	1
#3361	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	2
#970	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1
#723	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#216	MSG	1
#308	Mae West	1
#530	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	1
#1110	Meleegra™ pills	1
#116	Mer-kin breastplate	1
#183	Mer-kin fastjuice	1
#175	Mer-kin healscroll	1
#185	Mer-kin hookspear	1
#192	Mer-kin killscroll	1
#105	Mer-kin pinkslip	1
#108	Mer-kin roundshield	1
#89	Mer-kin sneakmask	2
#192	Mer-kin takebag	1
#1134	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	1
#1140	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	1
#2244	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
#988	Mohawk wig	1
#348	Mon Tiki	1
#591	Monstar energy beverage	1
#1001	Mountain Stream soda	1
#2682	Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#158	ND	1
#283	Nardz energy beverage	1
#246	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#287	Neuromancer	1
#618	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	1
#780	Pine-Fresh air freshener	1
#233	Poison Oak trading card	1
#476	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#470	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
#942	Ram's Face Lager	1
#2658	Rock Pops	1
#963	SPF 451 lip balm	1
#1319	Senior Mints	1
#471	Sinful Desires	1
#399	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	1
#727	Snow Queen Crown	1
#523	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	5
#633	The Joy of Wassailing	4
#563	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	1
#542	Tuesday's ruby	2
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#771	Workytime Tea	1
#87	X-37 gun	2
#706	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#1006	acid-squirting flower	1
#1006	acoustic guitarrr	1
#821	adder bladder	1
#137	aerated diving helmet	1
#361	agua de vida	1
#129	all-purpose flower	1
#127	amber aviator shades	1
#1432	amulet of extreme plot significance	1
#671	ancient protein powder	1
#533	ancient spice	1
#252	ancient stone fist	1
#232	ancient stone head	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#631	ant agonist	1
#260	ant sickle	1
#1061	anticheese	1
#887	antique greaves	1
#731	antique hand mirror	1
#897	antique helmet	1
#906	antique shield	1
#948	antique spear	1
#485	armgun	1
#855	arrrgyle socks	1
#1080	asparagus knife	1
#140	asparagus lo mein	1
#1921	awful poetry journal	1
#1849	baby killer bee	1
#517	bacon bath ball	1
#6538	badass belt	2
#753	bag of lard	1
#2042	ball	1
#1029	balloon monkey	1
#1147	banana	1
#338	banana cream pie	1
#222	banana daiquiri	1
#87	banana milkshake	1
#389	banana smoothie	1
#1234	bar skin	1
#306	bargain flash powder	1
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#197	bartender-in-the-box	1
#900	baseball	1
#144	bat wing stir-fry	1
#1172	batgut	1
#1425	bath ball gift set	1
#398	bazookafish bubble gum	1
#267	bean burrito	1
#282	beanbag chair	1
#233	beefy fish meat	1
#967	beer bomb	1
#254	beer goggles	1
#725	beer lens	1
#745	bejeweled pledge pin	1
#88	berry-infused sake	1
#315	big bass drum	2
#1005	big red clown nose	1
#702	bindlestocking	1
#93	birthday party jellybean cheesecake	1
#1496	bit of clingfilm	1
#510	black eyedrops	1
#534	black greaves	2
#547	black helmet	2
#2563	black paisley oyster egg	1
#577	black pepper	1
#1046	black pixel	1
#2110	black plastic oyster egg	1
#2088	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
#523	black shield	2
#571	black sword	2
#892	blackberry	1
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#221	blackberry moccasins	1
#226	blackberry slippers	1
#1035	bloody beer	1
#964	bloody clown pants	1
#621	bloody mary	1
#2554	blue paisley oyster egg	1
#1231	blue pixel	1
#2408	blue plastic oyster egg	1
#2374	blue polka-dot oyster egg	1
#2621	blue striped oyster egg	1
#429	bone flute	1
#665	bone rattle	1
#392	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	1
#378	bottle of Definit	1
#413	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	1
#386	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	1
#400	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	1
#743	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	1
#334	bottle of Ooze-O	1
#215	bottle of Pete's Sake	1
#456	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	1
#697	bottle of alcohol	1
#670	bottle of antifreeze	1
#1329	bottle of gin	1
#2996	bottle of goofballs	5
#408	bottle of peppermint schnapps	1
#1584	bottle of rum	1
#344	bottle of sake	1
#663	bottle of sewage schnapps	1
#1367	bottle of tequila	1
#331	bottle of ultravitamins	1
#1260	bottle of vodka	1
#1505	bottle of whiskey	1
#37	bounty-hunting helmet	1
#92	bowl of Bounty-Os	1
#169	bowl of rye sprouts	1
#1053	box	1
#92	box-in-the-box	1
#363	boxed champagne	1
#1334	boxed wine	1
#92	brand new key	1
#2374	brick	2
#1268	broken skull	1
#624	broken sword	1
#541	bronzed locust	1
#161	brown pixel	1
#677	brown sugar cane	1
#957	bubbly potion	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#1627	buckyball	1
#902	bugbear beanie	2
#1109	bugbear bungguard	1
#466	bungle in the jungle	1
#185	calavera concertina	1
#534	calle de miel	1
#2151	can of CRIMBCOLA	1
#1107	can of Red Minotaur	1
#396	can of franks 'n' beans	1
#2975	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	1
#4784	candy cane	1
#529	carbonated soy milk	1
#635	carbonated water lily	1
#521	cardboard wakizashi	2
#147	caret	1
#873	casino pass	1
#1030	cast	1
#1705	chaos butterfly	1
#419	cheap cigar butt	1
#1660	cheap toaster	1
#1063	chef's hat	1
#235	chef-in-the-box	1
#664	cherry	1
#576	chloroform rag	1
#502	chocolate bath ball	1
#248	chocolate disco ball	1
#714	chocolate filthy lucre	1
#672	chopsticks	2
#446	chunk of rock salt	1
#1753	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	1
#81	citrus-infused sake	1
#40	clingfilm slippers	1
#134	clockwork maid	1
#86	clockwork widget	1
#969	cloudy potion	1
#798	clown shoes	1
#816	clown skin	1
#3274	club necklace	1
#204	cob of corn	1
#612	cocktail napkin	1
#290	cocktail onion	1
#1284	coconut shell	1
#435	coffin lid	2
#1139	cog	1
#248	cog and sprocket assembly	1
#777	cold ninja mask	1
#359	cold nuggets	1
#716	comfy coffin	1
#651	communications windchimes	1
#748	cool mushroom	1
#224	cordial of concentration	1
#522	corn holder	1
#568	corncob pipe	1
#850	cornuthaum	1
#1243	cranberries	1
#541	creamsicle	1
#706	crowbarrr	1
#27	crumpled felt fedora	1
#181	cupcake-in-a-cup	1
#418	cursed cannonball	1
#456	cursed dirty joke scroll	1
#115	cyber-mattock	1
#585	dance card	1
#964	dark potion	1
#123	das boot	1
#1037	dead guy's watch	2
#582	decaying goldfish liver	1
#810	decorative fountain	1
#245	delicious shimmering moth	1
#229	delicious spicy noodles	1
#167	delicious stinkbug	1
#591	deodorant	1
#618	depantsing bomb	1
#75	dew yoana salacious lei	1
#3285	diamond necklace	1
#851	diamond-studded cane	2
#379	digital key lime pie	1
#1096	dirty hobo gloves	1
#1628	disassembled clover	1
#1025	disease	1
#819	disembodied brain	1
#292	disembodied smile	1
#787	disintegrating quill pen	1
#677	displaced fish	1
#1853	disturbing fanfic	1
#132	dolphin whistle	1
#655	donkey flipbook	1
#585	dope gangsta bling-bling	1
#270	double-barreled sling	1
#813	drab sonata	1
#931	draggin' ball hat	1
#114	dragonfish caviar	1
#649	dried face	2
#763	drum machine	1
#266	dry martini	1
#1140	dry noodles	1
#214	dry vodka martini	1
#516	ducha de oro	1
#2105	duct tape	2
#255	duct tape wallet	1
#469	dull fish scale	1
#87	dusty animal skull	1
#1041	dusty bottle of Marsala	1
#1062	dusty bottle of Merlot	1
#1030	dusty bottle of Muscat	1
#1030	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	1
#1060	dusty bottle of Port	1
#1015	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	1
#426	dwarvish magazine	1
#399	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	1
#896	eXtreme mittens	1
#856	eXtreme scarf	1
#2969	easter egg balloon	5
#947	effervescent potion	1
#2833	eggnog	1
#1911	elven suicide capsule	1
#322	empty agua de vida bottle	656
#605	enchanted bean	1
#132	enchanted handwarmer	1
#652	enchanted toothpick	1
#734	enormous belt buckle	1
#143	extra-fancy ring setting	1
#74	extra-large palm-frond toupee	2
#191	eyedrops of newt	1
#226	eyedrops of the ermine	1
#129	eyedrops of the ocelot	1
#952	f3d0r4	1
#261	facehugging alien	1
#531	fairy gravy boat	1
#761	fake blood	1
#850	fancy bath salts	1
#2520	fancy chocolate	1
#1881	fancy chocolate car	1
#2422	fancy dress ball	1
#1375	fat stacks of cash	1
#217	fat wallet	1
#412	fermenting powder	1
#656	ferret bait	1
#1174	festive sausage	1
#26	fetid feather	409
#322	fettucini Inconnu	1
#634	filth-encrusted futon	1
#800	filthy corduroys	2
#972	filthy knitted dread sack	1
#2032	filthy lucre	1
#487	filthy pestle	2
#527	filthy poultice	1
#692	[2426]fire flower	1
#87	fishy wand	1
#958	fizzy potion	1
#811	flaming crutch	2
#32	flaming feather	407
#886	flaming mushroom	1
#941	flaming talons	1
#619	flange	1
#445	flat dough	1
#29	flirtatious feather	202
#205	floorboard cruft	1
#55	flytrap bezoar	1
#793	foolscap fool's cap	1
#368	forest tears	1
#767	fossilized limb	1
#701	fossilized spike	1
#710	fossilized torso	1
#696	fossilized wing	1
#578	frayed rope belt	1
#281	freezerburned ice cube	1
#27	frightful feather	398
#562	frigid air mattress	1
#194	frigid hankyū	2
#501	frigid mote	1
#1093	frigid ninja stars	1
#25	frozen feather	400
#827	frozen mushroom	1
#731	frozen nunchaku	1
#3426	fruitcake	1
#187	fry-oil-flavored Hob-O	1
#782	funky dried mushroom	1
#427	furry pants	1
#604	fuzzbump	1
#2296	fuzzy dice	3
#497	ga-ga radio	2
#614	gauze garter	1
#982	ghuol ears	1
#2409	giant discarded plastic fork	1
#1517	giant discarded torn-up glove	1
#1255	giant needle	1
#2536	giant pinky ring	1
#150	gift-a-pult	3
#275	gimlet	1
#3940	gingerbread bugbear	1
#246	glass of baboon milk	1
#896	glass of goat's milk	1
#143	glimmering roc feather	1
#236	glistening fish meat	1
#21	glob of Blank-Out	1
#289	glob of green slime	1
#1495	gloomy black mushroom	1
#1109	glowing red eye	1
#747	gnatwing	1
#821	goat beard	1
#573	goatskin umbrella	1
#825	gob of wet hair	1
#773	grapefruit	1
#828	grapes	1
#348	green pixel potion	1
#595	gremlin juice	1
#973	grouchy restless spirit	1
#124	groupie lipstick	1
#99	groupie spangles	1
#103	grumpy old man charrrm bracelet	1
#533	guano coffee cup	1
#870	guitar pick	1
#984	guy made of bee pollen	1
#1225	gyroscope	1
#98	hair of the fish	1
#655	hair spray	1
#139	hand grenegg	1
#4019	handful of confetti	3
#1282	handful of hand chalk	1
#408	handful of nuts and berries	1
#453	handful of pine needles	1
#899	handful of sand	1
#632	handful of sawdust	1
#602	handsomeness potion	1
#647	happiness	1
#1454	heart-shaped balloon	1
#1194	heavy D	1
#454	heavy metal sonata	1
#385	henna face paint	1
#373	henna tattoo	1
#1241	herb brownies	1
#995	herbs	1
#103	high-pressure seltzer bottle	1
#967	hill of beans	1
#313	hippy bongo	1
#1287	hobo nickel	1
#867	holiday cheese log	1
#575	honey-dipped locust	1
#433	horizontal tango	1
#460	hors d'oeuvre tray	1
#998	hot katana blade	1
#383	hot nuggets	1
#333	hot powder	1
#460	hot wad	1
#426	icy-hot katana	1
#309	imitation crab meat	1
#512	incense bath ball	1
#356	infernal fife	1
#739	infernal insoles	1
#669	inkwell	1
#606	insanely spicy bean burrito	1
#246	insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito	1
#1194	jabañero-flavored chewing gum	1
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#581	jar of squeeze	1
#121	jellyfish gel	1
#184	juniper berries	1
#908	ketchup hound	1
#376	kiwi	1
#1898	kneecapping stick	1
#306	kumquat	1
#633	large box	1
#2180	lavender paisley oyster egg	1
#2028	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	1
#267	lawn dart	1
#1295	lead necklace	1
#897	leather mask	1
#616	leftovers of indeterminate origin	1
#1233	lemon	1
#670	leotarrrd	1
#729	lewd playing card	2
#210	libation of liveliness	1
#1007	lihc eye	1
#624	lihc eye pie	1
#905	lihc face	1
#897	lime	1
#1210	lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	1
#1025	line	1
#326	lion oil	1
#1297	little paper umbrella	1
#210	little round pebble	1
#456	longhaired hippy wig	1
#1453	loose teeth	1
#241	lotion of sleaziness	1
#242	lotion of spookiness	1
#912	lowercase N	1
#563	lucky bottlecap	1
#1976	lucky rabbit's foot	1
#2077	mafia aria	1
#397	magic whistle	1
#492	magilaser blastercannon	1
#171	makeshift skirt	1
#181	makeshift turban	1
#310	mandarina colada	1
#709	mariachi G-string	1
#1323	marzipan skull	1
#1846	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	1
#693	meat from yesterday	1
#73	melon-infused sake	1
#89	memory of an AG base pair	1
#1204	metallic A	1
#334	milk of magnesium	1
#938	milky potion	1
#133	moist sailor's cap	1
#646	mother's little helper	1
#136	mother's secret recipe	1
#1339	motivational poster	1
#600	mullet wig	1
#912	murky potion	1
#248	myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball	1
#492	natural fennel soda	1
#568	necklace chain	1
#858	ninja hot pants	1
#628	ninja mop	1
#262	nothing-in-the-box	1
#125	nurse's hat	1
#176	nutty organic salad	1
#3382	obsidian dagger	1
#1363	off-white paisley oyster egg	1
#2534	off-white plastic oyster egg	1
#1734	off-white polka-dot oyster egg	1
#255	old school flying disc	1
#435	orange peel hat	1
#190	out-of-tune biwa	1
#879	oversized pizza cutter	1
#410	ovoid leather thing	1
#1761	pail	1
#69	palm-frond capris	2
#127	palm-frond cloak	2
#152	palm-frond fan	1
#67	palm-frond net	2
#213	palm-frond whip	1
#1171	pants of the Slug Lord	2
#988	papaya	1
#528	papaya sling	1
#620	papaya slung	1
#1135	paperclip	2
#102	paperclip cape	1
#98	paperclip pants	1
#141	paperclip sproinger	1
#90	paperclip turban	1
#100	paperclip-on tie	1
#1682	passable elf mask	1
#258	peach	1
#240	pear	1
#472	perpendicular hula	1
#368	philter of phorce	1
#1171	phonics down	1
#1146	photoprotoneutron torpedo	1
#225	physiostim pill	1
#1234	pickle-flavored chewing gum	1
#321	pie crust	1
#537	piercing post	1
#511	pile of gold coins	1
#661	pile of jumping beans	1
#594	pink pony	1
#592	pitchfork	1
#226	pixel cross	1
#226	pixel holy water	1
#66	pixel morning star	1
#2047	pixellated candy heart	1
#320	plastic cup of beer	1
#466	plastic guitar	1
#1281	plot hole	1
#262	plump juicy grub	1
#1230	pocketwatch on a chain	1
#702	pointy mushroom	1
#359	polka-dot bow tie	1
#531	poltergeist-in-the-jar-o	1
#180	pool of liquid metal	1
#1023	portable photocopier	1
#243	possessed tomato	1
#2221	possessed top	1
#236	potion of potency	1
#492	powdered organs	1
#988	pr0n legs	1
#145	pregnant gloomy black mushroom	1
#130	pregnant oily golden mushroom	1
#82	pressurized potion of perception	1
#623	pretty bouquet	1
#127	pristine fish scale	1
#1187	procrastination potion	1
#139	protein paste	1
#337	prussian cathouse	1
#2103	puce plastic oyster egg	1
#2253	puce polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1645	puce striped oyster egg	1
#157	pufferfish spine	1
#485	pygmy blowgun	1
#377	pygmy nose-bone	1
#557	ram stick	1
#304	raspberry	1
#127	ratarang	1
#327	ratini	1
#489	rave whistle	1
#961	razor-sharp can lid	1
#2247	razor-tipped yo-yo	1
#1729	really dense meat stack	1
#188	really really sticky spider web	1
#136	really sticky spider web	1
#171	really thick bandage	1
#661	red pixel potion	1
#2537	red plastic oyster egg	1
#2205	red polka-dot oyster egg	1
#774	reodorant	1
#479	rice bowl	2
#1123	ridiculously huge sword	1
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#3932	tiny plastic Axe Wound	1
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#3882	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	1
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#3891	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	1
#49	tiny plastic Susie	1
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#3066	tiny plastic The Man	1
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#2947	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
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#4543	tiny plastic accordion thief	1
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#3954	tiny plastic brainsweeper	1
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#3936	tiny plastic demoninja	1
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#3920	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	1
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#3837	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	1
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#3841	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	1
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#3850	tiny plastic whitesnake	1
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#58	toe jam toast	1
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#2814	tofurkey leg	1
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#239	tonic water	1
#2068	top	1
#269	traffic jam	1
#60	traffic jam toast	1
#2765	tree-eating kite	2
#1782	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	1
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#130	underwater slingshot	1
#177	unfortunate dumplings	1
#609	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	1
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#266	vampire pearl	1
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#639	vodka and cranberry	1
#258	vodka stratocaster	1
#566	volcanic ash	1
#896	vorpal blade	1
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#687	walrus-tusk earring	1
#179	water-polo cap	1
#126	wet stew	1
#157	whip kit	2
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#2364	yo-yo	1
#478	yohohoyo	2
#201	yummy death watch beetle	1

Wow, that's 3,851 items total!

what items are this player missing?