| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #46 | Camp Scout backpack | 1 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #353 | FDKOL commendation | 984 |
| #30 | FDKOL fire hose | 1 |
| #417 | FDKOL hotcakes | 4 |
| #91 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #45 | Libram of Pulled Taffy | 1 |
| #49 | Libram of Resolutions | 1 |
| #10 | Lump-Stacking for Beginners | 1 |
| #32 | Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit | 1 |
| #77 | Mayflower bouquet | 1 |
| #1016 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 12 |
| #302 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 10 |
| #375 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 149 |
| #87 | Now and Earlier | 78 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #51 | Operation Patriot Shield | 1 |
| #45 | Rethinking Candy | 1 |
| #271 | Rock Pops | 187 |
| #1086 | Senior Mints | 2 |
| #168 | Tales of the Word Realms | 2 |
| #119 | Tome of Clip Art | 1 |
| #69 | Travoltan trousers | 1 |
| #48 | V for Vivala mask | 1 |
| #1144 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 6 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #367 | Yummy Tummy bean | 582 |
| #38 | airplane charter: Spring Break Beach | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #136 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| #1592 | ball | 2 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1818 | black paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #747 | black striped oyster egg | 7 |
| #1029 | blue paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #1676 | blue plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #918 | blue striped oyster egg | 5 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #94 | bottled green pixie | 1 |
| #139 | brine | 110 |
| #359 | broken cellular phone | 8 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #4135 | candy cane | 2 |
| #805 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 8 |
| #106 | dill | 286 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #92 | dwarf bread | 61 |
| #1555 | eggnog | 6 |
| #44 | enchanted fire extinguisher | 1 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #180 | felt | 42 |
| #39 | fire axe | 1 |
| #81 | fireman's helmet | 1 |
| #2154 | fruitcake | 4 |
| #143 | ghost cucumber | 272 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #153 | googly eye | 86 |
| #1297 | green beer | 5 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #149 | haiku katana | 1 |
| #64 | ice sickle | 1 |
| #357 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 396 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1603 | kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #143 | length of string | 78 |
| #313 | loaded serum blowgun | 13 |
| #281 | lovecat tail | 3 |
| #702 | mafia aria | 25 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #33 | navel ring of navel gazing | 1 |
| #65 | ninja pirate zombie robot | 1 |
| #319 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 7 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #134 | packet of mayfly bait | 1 |
| #27 | pet bad vibe | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #83 | pilgrim shield | 1 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #407 | puce striped oyster egg | 6 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #57 | rhesus monkey | 16 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #597 | sleeping snowy owl | 4 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| 🥉 | stinky cheese sword | 1 |
| #1120 | string of blue beads | 10 |
| #973 | string of green beads | 12 |
| #1284 | string of red beads | 8 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #95 | stuffing | 89 |
| #514 | support cummerbund | 12 |
| #321 | tasket | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #2194 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 3 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #6213 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #2777 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 3 |
| #2743 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #2809 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #4856 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #4866 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #6230 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 3 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #3319 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 5 |
| #4802 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #4844 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #4787 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #2595 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #2778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #2140 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 3 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #4857 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #6158 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #263 | tisket | 1 |
| #1261 | toast | 375 |
| #1556 | top | 2 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #891 | toy train | 2 |
| #61 | toy wheel | 105 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #98 | vinegar | 318 |
| #931 | wooden block | 2 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #863 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 7 |
| #1566 | yo-yo | 6 |
| #320 | zombie pineal gland | 14 |