| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #46 | Camp Scout backpack | 1 |
| #118 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #175 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #90 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #353 | FDKOL commendation | 984 |
| #30 | FDKOL fire hose | 1 |
| #417 | FDKOL hotcakes | 4 |
| #92 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #43 | Libram of Pulled Taffy | 1 |
| #47 | Libram of Resolutions | 1 |
| #10 | Lump-Stacking for Beginners | 1 |
| #31 | Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit | 1 |
| #75 | Mayflower bouquet | 1 |
| #1019 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 12 |
| #302 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 10 |
| #374 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 149 |
| #89 | Now and Earlier | 78 |
| #217 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #128 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #186 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #51 | Operation Patriot Shield | 1 |
| #45 | Rethinking Candy | 1 |
| #271 | Rock Pops | 187 |
| #1086 | Senior Mints | 2 |
| #169 | Tales of the Word Realms | 2 |
| #114 | Tome of Clip Art | 1 |
| #69 | Travoltan trousers | 1 |
| #47 | V for Vivala mask | 1 |
| #1145 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 6 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #367 | Yummy Tummy bean | 582 |
| #37 | airplane charter: Spring Break Beach | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #132 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| #1591 | ball | 2 |
| #1064 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1818 | black paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #747 | black striped oyster egg | 7 |
| #1030 | blue paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #1676 | blue plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #917 | blue striped oyster egg | 5 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #95 | bottled green pixie | 1 |
| #139 | brine | 110 |
| #359 | broken cellular phone | 8 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #4134 | candy cane | 2 |
| #804 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 8 |
| #106 | dill | 286 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #92 | dwarf bread | 61 |
| #1554 | eggnog | 6 |
| #44 | enchanted fire extinguisher | 1 |
| #969 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #181 | felt | 42 |
| #39 | fire axe | 1 |
| #82 | fireman's helmet | 1 |
| #2153 | fruitcake | 4 |
| #144 | ghost cucumber | 272 |
| #3940 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #157 | googly eye | 86 |
| #1297 | green beer | 5 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #150 | haiku katana | 1 |
| #62 | ice sickle | 1 |
| #357 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 396 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #1603 | kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #143 | length of string | 78 |
| #313 | loaded serum blowgun | 13 |
| #284 | lovecat tail | 3 |
| #701 | mafia aria | 25 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #33 | navel ring of navel gazing | 1 |
| #65 | ninja pirate zombie robot | 1 |
| #319 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 7 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #133 | packet of mayfly bait | 1 |
| #27 | pet bad vibe | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #82 | pilgrim shield | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #408 | puce striped oyster egg | 6 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #57 | rhesus monkey | 16 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #598 | sleeping snowy owl | 4 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| 🥉 | stinky cheese sword | 1 |
| #1119 | string of blue beads | 10 |
| #972 | string of green beads | 12 |
| #1283 | string of red beads | 8 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #3201 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #95 | stuffing | 89 |
| #514 | support cummerbund | 12 |
| #322 | tasket | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 3 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #6226 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddyâ„¢ | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #174 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #2805 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #2782 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #2121 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 3 |
| #2744 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #91 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #1809 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #110 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #4862 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #2572 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #3948 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #2795 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #2767 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #4873 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #6239 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #2690 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #3876 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #2151 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 3 |
| #6180 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #3327 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 5 |
| #4809 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3945 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #4853 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #4794 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #2823 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #4847 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #2601 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #6132 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #2610 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #102 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #2783 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #2144 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 3 |
| #6199 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #4864 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #6166 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #2659 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #265 | tisket | 1 |
| #1263 | toast | 375 |
| #1557 | top | 2 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #892 | toy train | 2 |
| #61 | toy wheel | 105 |
| #1038 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #98 | vinegar | 318 |
| #932 | wooden block | 2 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #863 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 7 |
| #1565 | yo-yo | 6 |
| #321 | zombie pineal gland | 14 |