| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #387 | Chroner | 37 |
| #17 | Chroner trigger | 1 |
| #361 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #21 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 340 |
| #778 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #1200 | M-242 | 1 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #397 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #444 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #368 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #386 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #382 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
| #328 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
| #880 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #777 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #890 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #888 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #1038 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #18 | Time Cloak | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #39 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #682 | annoying pitchfork | 3 |
| #270 | ant hoe | 1 |
| #255 | ant pick | 1 |
| #251 | ant pitchfork | 1 |
| #573 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #1480 | baconstone | 4 |
| #247 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #3305 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #826 | blue class ring | 1 |
| #173 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #12 | bowl of petunias | 1 |
| #128 | bubblin' crude | 160 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1627 | buckyball | 1 |
| #707 | bunny liver | 3 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #95 | congratulatory cake | 1 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1796 | delicious salad | 1 |
| #476 | disintegrating sheet music | 1 |
| #1171 | duct tape | 15 |
| #402 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #176 | false eyelashes | 3 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #346 | fat loot token | 3 |
| #712 | filthy lucre | 50 |
| #688 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #3220 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #589 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| #2812 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #2776 | golden ring | 1 |
| #5338 | grue egg | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #1284 | hamethyst | 5 |
| #1997 | heart necklace | 3 |
| #283 | high-energy mining laser | 1 |
| #559 | hypodermic needle | 2 |
| #2351 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #2793 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2499 | killing feather | 2 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #222 | lead necklace | 47 |
| #259 | left half of a heart necklace | 2 |
| #264 | magnifying glass | 2 |
| #247 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #171 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #277 | many-eyed glasses | 6 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #1194 | marzipan skull | 2 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #3382 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #1418 | old sweatpants | 14 |
| #334 | ornate picture frame | 2 |
| #1955 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #73 | palm-frond toupee | 8 |
| #328 | personalized birthday cake | 5 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #28 | pint of sweat | 36 |
| #33 | plush hamsterpus | 1 |
| #2126 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #564 | prosthetic forehead | 2 |
| #301 | radiation-resistant helmet | 1 |
| #2247 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1022 | red class ring | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #2677 | rogue swarmer | 1 |
| #3663 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2766 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2126 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
| #449 | ruby on canes | 1 |
| #2589 | sawblade fragment | 1 |
| #299 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 1 |
| #509 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 1 |
| #13 | small golem | 3 |
| #2494 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1135 | sparkler | 1 |
| #1681 | spectre scepter | 14 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #942 | stainless steel shillelagh | 5 |
| #932 | stainless steel skullcap | 4 |
| #1049 | stainless steel slacks | 4 |
| #1325 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #1344 | stainless steel suspenders | 2 |
| #799 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 1 |
| #3687 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 11 |
| #2534 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 19 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #3556 | stuffed angry cow | 12 |
| #2099 | stuffed astral badger | 24 |
| #3097 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 15 |
| #2714 | stuffed cocoabo | 17 |
| #2813 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 17 |
| #2689 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 18 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #2679 | stuffed hand turkey | 18 |
| #2785 | stuffed mind flayer | 17 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #2482 | stuffed scary death orb | 20 |
| #699 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 31 |
| #2927 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 16 |
| #2705 | stuffed snowy owl | 17 |
| #2666 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 18 |
| #3043 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #2448 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 20 |
| #3058 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 15 |
| #367 | sucky decal | 5 |
| #264 | targeting chip | 2 |
| #1059 | theoretical string | 6 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #325 | tiny Mountie hat | 1 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #110 | tiny maracas | 7 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #820 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #785 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #110 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4021 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3876 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #102 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #343 | tiny shaker of salt | 7 |
| #27 | tiny sombrero | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #561 | towel | 16 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #1730 | useless powder | 3 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2588 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #211 | wand of pigification | 2 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |