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| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
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| #1426 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
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| #377 | Dolphin King's crown | 12 |
| #282 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 13 |
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| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1783 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
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| #798 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 2 |
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| #354 | Knob Goblin steroids | 25 |
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| #2155 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 7 |
| #784 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #1903 | Rock Pops | 11 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #544 | Valentine | 46 |
| #1280 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 5 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1950 | Yummy Tummy bean | 41 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #638 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
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| #353 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #2374 | badass belt | 21 |
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| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
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| #282 | beanbag chair | 1 |
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| #2562 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2108 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #812 | black snowcone | 1 |
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| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #877 | blue snowcone | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #611 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #334 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #458 | bottle of Vangoghbitussin | 1 |
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| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #1108 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
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| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
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| #72 | clockwork claws | 1 |
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| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
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| #1219 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #780 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #522 | corn holder | 1 |
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| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #1844 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1712 | disco mask | 1 |
| #291 | disembodied smile | 1 |
| #788 | disintegrating quill pen | 1 |
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| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1066 | dwarf bread | 2 |
| #228 | eXtreme nose ring | 1 |
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| #355 | evil golden arches | 1 |
| #1776 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1017 | eye of newt | 1 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
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| #2519 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #1390 | felt | 5 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #999 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
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| #620 | flange | 1 |
| #268 | floral print shirt | 1 |
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| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
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| #1639 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
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| #1518 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #1367 | giant pinky ring | 7 |
| #3936 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #144 | gnatwing earring | 1 |
| #1916 | googly eye | 3 |
| #491 | goth kid t-shirt | 7 |
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| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #841 | green snowcone | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #595 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #808 | grouchy restless spirit | 3 |
| #1610 | grue egg | 15 |
| #118 | halfberd | 6 |
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| #264 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
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| #1279 | handful of hand chalk | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #76 | hippo skin buckler | 2 |
| #125 | hippopotamus pants | 1 |
| #187 | homeopathic healing powder | 1 |
| #304 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
| #728 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #923 | ice-cold six-pack | 2 |
| #135 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #600 | iron pasta spoon | 8 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #166 | kickback cookbook | 4 |
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| #1603 | kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #2179 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1294 | lead necklace | 1 |
| #1372 | length of string | 4 |
| #327 | limburger biker boots | 1 |
| #115 | linoleum crossbow | 7 |
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| #222 | linoleum sword | 4 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1371 | lucky rabbit's foot | 3 |
| #1598 | mafia aria | 4 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #381 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #335 | meatcar model | 1 |
| #199 | menorette | 1 |
| #144 | moxie magnet | 1 |
| #292 | munchies pill | 1 |
| #418 | mushroom fermenting solution | 18 |
| #857 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #65 | ninja pirate zombie robot | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2532 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #691 | old coin purse | 1 |
| #676 | old leather wallet | 1 |
| #860 | orange snowcone | 1 |
| #30 | orange traffic cone | 1 |
| #556 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1887 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #567 | pail | 18 |
| #290 | pants of the Slug Lord | 13 |
| #71 | penguin-smacking club | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #525 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #433 | pirate shirt | 3 |
| #287 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #160 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #72 | pixel shield | 1 |
| #210 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #1185 | pool cue | 1 |
| #939 | porquoise | 7 |
| #478 | portable corkscrew | 15 |
| #1165 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #810 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #262 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #2033 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2102 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #891 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #866 | rag doll | 2 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #845 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #771 | reodorant | 1 |
| #412 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #407 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #141 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 3 |
| #1772 | rubber emo roe | 2 |
| #459 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #981 | salamander spleen | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #1161 | shiny ring | 17 |
| #412 | shock collar | 1 |
| #811 | skeleton key | 2 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| #202 | small leather glove | 5 |
| #149 | smile-sharpening stone | 1 |
| #653 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 6 |
| #800 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #477 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #138 | special sauce glove | 1 |
| #725 | spooky bicycle chain | 3 |
| #971 | spooky cosmetics bag | 2 |
| #379 | spooky eyeliner | 6 |
| #303 | spooky hockey mask | 5 |
| #398 | spooky lipstick | 6 |
| #547 | spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #1130 | squashed frog | 1 |
| #150 | star boomerang | 1 |
| #309 | star buckler | 1 |
| #460 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #605 | star hat | 1 |
| #170 | star pants | 2 |
| #190 | star staff | 2 |
| #145 | star stiletto | 1 |
| #420 | star sword | 1 |
| #193 | star throwing star | 1 |
| #1727 | string of blue beads | 4 |
| #2259 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #1837 | string of red beads | 3 |
| #3199 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #1401 | stuffing | 5 |
| #766 | sucky decal | 1 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #965 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #773 | tattered scrap of paper | 1 |
| #44 | time helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #143 | time sword | 1 |
| #46 | time trousers | 1 |
| #325 | tiny Mountie hat | 1 |
| #416 | tiny ninja sword | 2 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 4 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #3983 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #823 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 4 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #2166 | tiny plastic G Imp | 3 |
| #2802 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2846 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #2779 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #839 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 4 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #2742 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #2885 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #2862 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 6 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #2196 | tiny plastic blooper | 3 |
| #2212 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 3 |
| #2762 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #1108 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 2 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #6119 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #4878 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #2091 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #2748 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2797 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3335 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #6225 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #4800 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #3965 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #6062 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #3929 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #2170 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 3 |
| #4841 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #1316 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 4 |
| #2778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #6186 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #3940 | tiny plastic stab bat | 4 |
| #2229 | tiny plastic star starfish | 8 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #58 | velvet choker | 1 |
| #895 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #478 | walrus-tusk earring | 2 |
| #118 | wholeberd | 1 |
| #1937 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #1080 | wolf mask | 2 |
| #743 | wooden block | 3 |
| #227 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2816 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1327 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2120 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |