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| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
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| #1539 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
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| #86 | Great Ball of Frozen Fire | 1 |
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| #67 | Kentucky-fried meat crossbow | 1 |
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| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
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| #617 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #365 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| #624 | alphabet gum | 1 |
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| #339 | banana cream pie | 1 |
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| #197 | bartender-in-the-box | 1 |
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| #1914 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1426 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #1663 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #282 | beanbag chair | 1 |
| #788 | beertini | 1 |
| #395 | big bass drum | 1 |
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| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #610 | black pension check | 1 |
| #462 | black picnic basket | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
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| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
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| #71 | bottle-rocket crossbow | 1 |
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| #77 | boxcar turtle | 1 |
| #501 | breaded beer | 1 |
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| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
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| #714 | chocolate filthy lucre | 1 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #1754 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #68 | clockwork crossbow | 1 |
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| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
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| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #49 | dense meat crossbow | 1 |
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| #255 | duct tape wallet | 1 |
| #126 | dueling turtle | 1 |
| #1576 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #114 | eXtreme meat crossbow | 1 |
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| #5341 | grue egg | 1 |
| #870 | guitar pick | 1 |
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| #541 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
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| #313 | hippy bongo | 1 |
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| #306 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
| #513 | incense bath ball | 1 |
| #456 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
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| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
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| #633 | large box | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1830 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #456 | linoleum crossbow | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #397 | magic whistle | 1 |
| #921 | marshmallow | 1 |
| #1323 | marzipan skull | 1 |
| #180 | massive sitar | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #939 | milky potion | 1 |
| #105 | misshapen animal skeleton | 1 |
| #1340 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #912 | murky potion | 1 |
| #248 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
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| #471 | ocarina of space | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #120 | office-supply crossbow | 1 |
| #691 | old coin purse | 1 |
| #676 | old leather wallet | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #190 | out-of-tune biwa | 1 |
| #410 | ovoid leather thing | 1 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #1811 | penguin focaccia bread | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #705 | pile of dusty animal bones | 1 |
| #1205 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #245 | pixellated moneybag | 1 |
| #466 | plastic guitar | 1 |
| #269 | pocket theremin | 1 |
| #531 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #1184 | pool cue | 1 |
| #2222 | possessed top | 1 |
| #143 | potato pistol | 1 |
| #1170 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #263 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
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| #77 | projectile icemaker | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1102 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #96 | rainbow crossbow | 1 |
| #489 | rave whistle | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #72 | repeating crossbow | 1 |
| #101 | roll of drink tickets | 1 |
| #39 | savory crossbow | 1 |
| #807 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #422 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
| #1273 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #590 | small box | 1 |
| #942 | smoky potion | 1 |
| #237 | snowball | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #1069 | spooky bark | 1 |
| #1367 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #550 | spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #460 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #67 | starchy crossbow | 1 |
| #1826 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #173 | stress ball | 1 |
| #3167 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2980 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #1712 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #41 | styrofoam crossbow | 1 |
| #207 | superamplified boom box | 1 |
| #928 | swirly potion | 1 |
| #169 | syncopated turtle | 1 |
| #351 | tambourine | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #535 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #966 | ten-leaf clover | 3 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #1258 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 6 |
| #1485 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 5 |
| #3178 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #203 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 2 |
| #3945 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #2049 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #226 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 2 |
| #2217 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 8 |
| #329 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 2 |
| #1513 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 6 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #290 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 2 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #344 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 2 |
| #1500 | tiny plastic Felonia | 3 |
| #1752 | tiny plastic G Imp | 4 |
| #2172 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 3 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #2767 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #2166 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
| #3075 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #1760 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 4 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #2774 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #2795 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #225 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 2 |
| #2119 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 3 |
| #2784 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #2747 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #3068 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2155 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
| #1283 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 3 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #1794 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1801 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 4 |
| #2039 | tiny plastic angry goat | 9 |
| #1454 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 5 |
| #2161 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 3 |
| #2805 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #2902 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #4904 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #2574 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #2496 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 7 |
| #2200 | tiny plastic blooper | 3 |
| #2219 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 3 |
| #2147 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 3 |
| #2859 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 6 |
| #3301 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 5 |
| #3179 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #2756 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #1779 | tiny plastic demoninja | 4 |
| #4499 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #233 | tiny plastic fax machine | 2 |
| #2139 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 3 |
| #2205 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 3 |
| #2185 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 3 |
| #2152 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 3 |
| #2259 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 8 |
| #4862 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #2882 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 6 |
| #2806 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic goth giant | 4 |
| #2229 | tiny plastic grue | 8 |
| #1721 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 4 |
| #2708 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #221 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 2 |
| #3975 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #3269 | tiny plastic killer bee | 5 |
| #2186 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 3 |
| #3339 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 5 |
| #4844 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #2173 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 3 |
| #4852 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #868 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 9 |
| #1800 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #2861 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 6 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2801 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #3852 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #2161 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 3 |
| #2146 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 3 |
| #4014 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 7 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic stab bat | 4 |
| #4897 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #334 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 2 |
| #2297 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #1742 | tiny plastic taco cat | 4 |
| #1203 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 6 |
| #4484 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2194 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #2704 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #2807 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2813 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1868 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2528 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2070 | top | 1 |
| #1222 | towel | 4 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #3146 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1782 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1076 | twinkly wad | 1 |
| #567 | volcanic ash | 1 |
| #151 | waterlogged crate | 1 |
| #816 | windchimes | 1 |
| #1027 | wolfman mask | 1 |
| #281 | world's smallest violin | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |