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| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
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| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
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| #609 | black pension check | 1 |
| #461 | black picnic basket | 1 |
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| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
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| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
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| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
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| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
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| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
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| #2179 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1828 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #456 | linoleum crossbow | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #395 | magic whistle | 1 |
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| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
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| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #119 | office-supply crossbow | 1 |
| #691 | old coin purse | 1 |
| #676 | old leather wallet | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #188 | out-of-tune biwa | 1 |
| #409 | ovoid leather thing | 1 |
| #1887 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #1811 | penguin focaccia bread | 1 |
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| #465 | plastic guitar | 1 |
| #268 | pocket theremin | 1 |
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| #1185 | pool cue | 1 |
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| #262 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
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| #2033 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2102 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #96 | rainbow crossbow | 1 |
| #488 | rave whistle | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #72 | repeating crossbow | 1 |
| #101 | roll of drink tickets | 1 |
| #39 | savory crossbow | 1 |
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| #414 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #591 | small box | 1 |
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| #235 | snowball | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #1072 | spooky bark | 1 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #547 | spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #460 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #67 | starchy crossbow | 1 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #173 | stress ball | 1 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #3199 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2982 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #41 | styrofoam crossbow | 1 |
| #207 | superamplified boom box | 1 |
| #928 | swirly potion | 1 |
| #166 | syncopated turtle | 1 |
| #350 | tambourine | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #536 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #963 | ten-leaf clover | 3 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
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| #1482 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 5 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #202 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 2 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #2046 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #226 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 2 |
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| #329 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 2 |
| #1511 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 6 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #290 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 2 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #343 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 2 |
| #1497 | tiny plastic Felonia | 3 |
| #1750 | tiny plastic G Imp | 4 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 3 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #1756 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 4 |
| #2779 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #2767 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #224 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 2 |
| #2116 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 3 |
| #2777 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2754 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #2742 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2146 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
| #1282 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 3 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #1791 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
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| #2028 | tiny plastic angry goat | 9 |
| #1450 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 5 |
| #2159 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 3 |
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| #2885 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #4887 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #2484 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 7 |
| #2196 | tiny plastic blooper | 3 |
| #2212 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 3 |
| #2144 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 3 |
| #2851 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 6 |
| #3290 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 5 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #2748 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #1775 | tiny plastic demoninja | 4 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2797 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #231 | tiny plastic fax machine | 2 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 3 |
| #2201 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 3 |
| #2180 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 3 |
| #2147 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 3 |
| #2247 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 8 |
| #4849 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #2870 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 6 |
| #2802 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1763 | tiny plastic goth giant | 4 |
| #2222 | tiny plastic grue | 8 |
| #1716 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 4 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #220 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 2 |
| #3965 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #3262 | tiny plastic killer bee | 5 |
| #2178 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 3 |
| #3328 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 5 |
| #4827 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #2170 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 3 |
| #4841 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #867 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 9 |
| #1795 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #2854 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 6 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #2155 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 3 |
| #2140 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 3 |
| #4003 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #1109 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 7 |
| #3940 | tiny plastic stab bat | 4 |
| #4881 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #334 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 2 |
| #2290 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic taco cat | 4 |
| #1200 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 6 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2189 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #2694 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1863 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1219 | towel | 4 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #3146 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1078 | twinkly wad | 1 |
| #565 | volcanic ash | 1 |
| #150 | waterlogged crate | 1 |
| #811 | windchimes | 1 |
| #1028 | wolfman mask | 1 |
| #280 | world's smallest violin | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2816 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1327 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |