Museum :: Clan Mule

Clan Mule

Rank	Item	Quantity
#77	30669 scroll	134
#14	33398 scroll	3,040
#205	334 scroll	33
#1475	4-ball	1
#1436	5-ball	1
#1426	6-ball	1
#16	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	380
#36	Blatantly Canadian	410
#90	Boris's ring	15
#35	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	686
#6	Celsius 233 (singed)	1
#50	Cherry Cloaca Cola	93
#470	Cloaca grenade	34
#220	Cloaca-Cola	186
#46	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	69
#58	Cloaca-Cola helmet	50
#46	Cloaca-Cola shield	63
#611	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#1041	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	3
#182	Crown of the Goblin King	108
#1928	Daffy Taffy	1
#122	Diet Cloaca Cola	11
#27	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	358
#46	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	382
#24	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	162
#12	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	326
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#72	Dolphin King's crown	51
#29	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	763
#56	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	63
#953	Dyspepsi grenade	9
#45	Dyspepsi-Cola	1,759
#30	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	81
#36	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	65
#31	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	58
#66	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	68
#125	Ent cider	115
#21	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	30
#21	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	995
#185	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#99	Gnollish casserole dish	10
#17	Gnollish flyswatter	631
#39	Gnollish pie tin	577
#21	Gnollish plunger	582
#26	Gnollish toolbox	501
#44	Grimacite Bock	1
#57	Hanukkimbo dreidl	1
#85	Hell ramen	100
#89	Imp Ale	3,078
#173	Jack-in-the-box	31
#16	Jarlsberg's earring	62
#32	Jolly Roger charrrm	341
#23	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	970
#96	Knob Goblin Uberpants	7
#14	Knob Goblin elite helm	795
#15	Knob Goblin elite pants	756
#16	Knob Goblin elite polearm	716
#301	Knob Goblin elite shirt	25
#45	Knob Goblin eyedrops	36
#402	Knob Goblin firecracker	41
#23	Knob Goblin harem pants	335
#16	Knob Goblin harem veil	382
#307	Knob Goblin love potion	42
#137	Knob Goblin nasal spray	5
#11	Knob Goblin pants	1,660
#40	Knob Goblin perfume	85
#17	Knob Goblin scimitar	1,248
#283	Knob Goblin seltzer	57
#45	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	15
#243	Knob Goblin spatula	45
#11	Knob Goblin steroids	1,706
#90	Knob Goblin stink bomb	6
#24	Knob Goblin superseltzer	616
#18	Knob Goblin tongs	1,380
#50	Knob Goblin visor	693
#152	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	1
#62	Knob mushroom	309
#23	Knob sausage	1,277
#70	Knob stuffed shells	47
#646	Knoll mushroom	8
#130	Knoll shroomkabob	12
#14	Knoll stir-fry	32
#28	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	988
#290	Lucky Surprise Egg	19
#115	MSG	9
#98	Mad Train wine	1,183
#400	Manetwich	1
#403	Meat detector	1
#31	Meleegra™ pills	488
#77	Mob Penguin cellular phone	303
#16	Mohawk wig	1,806
#44	Mountain Stream soda	2,859
#131	Mr. Mediocrebar	562
#239	NG	4
#112	Newbiesport™ tent	71
🥈	Official Council Aide Pin	1
#14	Orcish baseball cap	512
#9	Orcish cargo shorts	418
#27	Orcish frat-paddle	437
#309	Orcish meat locker	1
#292	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#148	Penultimate Fantasy chest	249
#46	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	48
#28	Pine-Fresh air freshener	115
#142	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	3
#138	Ram's Face Lager	410
#165	Red Rover BB gun	23
#98	Rock Pops	542
#209	Rock and Roll Legend	9
#125	Science Notebook	1
#158	Senior Mints	73
#734	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	1
#138	Snow Queen Crown	37
#26	Spam Witch sammich	2,758
#338	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	2
#236	Swizzler	18
#34	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	3,133
🥈	The Spirit of Giving (used)	1
#249	Tiki lighter	2
#61	Time Juice	8
#29	Trollhouse cookies	3,209
🥇	Uncle Crimbo's Sack	1
#414	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	5
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#607	Valentine	35
#79	WA	10
#354	Wand of Nagamar	15
#422	Warm Subject gift certificate	106
#135	White Citadel burger	27
#80	White Citadel fries	24
#421	Wint-O-Fresh mint	29
#51	Yummy Tummy bean	4,278
#79	abominable snowcone	379
#36	acid-squirting flower	186
#664	acoustic guitarrr	3
#15	alien source code printout (used)	1
#116	alpha-mail pants	1
#19	amulet of extreme plot significance	1,916
#2224	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	3
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
#325	annoying pitchfork	9
#196	anti-anti-antidote	22
#42	anticheese	615
#251	antique greaves	32
#731	antique hand mirror	1
#405	antique helmet	12
#144	antique nutcracker figurine	1
#294	antique shield	26
#318	antique spear	22
#538	arrow'd heart balloon	1
#50	arrrgyle socks	73
#171	asbestos crossbow string	1
#58	asbestos helmet turtle	2
#23	asbestos ore	672
#29	asparagus knife	400
#76	asshat	79
#1193	astral mushroom	1
#32	bätzle	108
#68	baby killer bee	135
#2450	baconstone	1
#7432	badass belt	1
#75	bag of Cheat-Os	261
#1335	bag of airline peanuts	9
#31	balaclava	59
#35	balaclava baklava	332
#2043	ball	1
#1029	balloon monkey	1
#37	bar skin	684
#32	barbed-wire fence	466
#256	barrrnacle	63
#13	barskin hat	165
#18	barskin tent	82
#74	bartender-in-the-box	5
#434	baseball	9
#112	basic meat crossbow	1
#47	basic meat helmet	8
#30	basic meat pants	12
#86	basic meat skirt	1
#50	basic meat sword	8
#44	bat guano	816
#205	bat wing	88
#998	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	2
#19	batblade	617
#35	batgut	1,698
#35	beanbag chair	37
#172	beer cartilage	1
#182	beer goggles	2
#20	beer lens	411
#787	beertini	1
#1063	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#51	big red clown nose	309
#36	big stick	40
#425	black paisley oyster egg	12
#72	black pixel	827
#2110	black plastic oyster egg	1
#729	black polka-dot oyster egg	6
#2665	black striped oyster egg	1
#43	blood-faced volleyball	92
#45	bloody clown pants	310
#317	bloody mary	5
#2554	blue paisley oyster egg	1
#410	blue snowcone	23
#35	blue-frosted astral cupcake	49
#22	bone rattle	119
#557	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	4
#471	bottle of gin	31
#5028	bottle of goofballs	1
#742	bottle of rum	33
#250	bottle of tequila	120
#914	bottle of vodka	5
#700	bottle of whiskey	26
#163	bow	3
#194	bowl of cottage cheese	152
#219	bowl of lucky charms	3
#162	bowl of mernudo	1
#359	box	32
#92	box-in-the-box	1
#259	boxed wine	108
#37	brainy skull	21
#160	bread pie	1
#452	briefcase	7
#609	brine	30
#227	broken cellular phone	19
#67	broken skull	746
#114	broken sword	49
#58	bubblewrap ore	84
#395	bubbly potion	26
#48	buckler buckle	19
#17	bugbear beanie	1,220
#19	bugbear bungguard	1,017
#40	bum cheek	570
#150	can of Red Minotaur	31
#213	can of fake snow	2
#12	can of maces	124
#2974	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	1
#2874	candied yams	1
#3287	candy cane	4
#2398	candy stake	3
#1216	capacitor relay	5
#59	cardboard ore	69
#77	carob chunk cookies	70
#232	carob chunk noodles	8
#20	carob chunks	502
#458	casino pass	5
#28	cast	2,213
#22	cat appendix	431
#30	catgut	672
#151	catgut taco	2
#266	chakra sludge	1
#116	chaos butterfly	3,694
#42	cheap plastic bottle opener	103
#52	chef's hat	247
#70	chef-in-the-box	7
#71	cherry	211
#102	chocolate spurs	7
#182	chorizo brownies	11
#142	chorizo taco	39
#44	chrome ore	221
#22	chrome sword	22
#325	clay peace-sign bead	10
#159	clear Russian	1
#79	clockwork chef-in-the-box	2
#546	clockwork key	3
#68	cloudy potion	288
#35	clown shoes	183
#797	club necklace	9
#415	cocoa egg	24
#72	cocoa eggshell fragment	1,223
#289	coconut shell	188
#15	cog	3,185
#41	cog and sprocket assembly	62
#45	cold ninja mask	105
#106	colored-light "necklace"	3
#12	concentrated magicalness pill	203
#139	cool whip	51
#20	cornuthaum	796
#6	cottage	501
#40	cranberries	1,124
#172	cranberry margarita (brackish)	2
#210	crazy little Turkish delight	95
#19	crowbarrr	232
#265	cylindrical mold	2
#56	dark potion	341
#49	dead guy's watch	302
#19	decorative fountain	788
#271	delicious noodles	7
#229	delicious spicy noodles	1
#9	denim axe	42
#68	deodorant	64
#232	designer handbag	12
#73	detective skull	2
#23	diamond-studded cane	1,043
#427	dill	94
#209	dingy planks	1
#43	dirty hobo gloves	992
#1040	disassembled clover	12
#25	disbelief suspenders	154
#68	disco ball	1,144
#76	disco mask	961
#76	disease	342
#249	disembodied brain	15
#242	disintegrating quill pen	34
#155	disturbing fanfic	1,414
#398	dope gangsta bling-bling	2
#27	drab sonata	523
#11	draggin' ball hat	1,548
#25	dried face	267
#131	dry martini	6
#155	dry noodles	1,178
#129	drywall axe	95
#368	duck-on-a-string	6
#10	dungeoneer's dungarees	494
#1068	dwarf bread	2
#114	eXtreme meat crossbow	1
#13	eXtreme mittens	1,050
#229	eXtreme nose ring	1
#16	eXtreme scarf	661
#118	effervescent potion	157
#2363	eggnog	2
#303	eldritch effluvium	11
#99	eldritch ichor	11
#30	empty meat tank	479
#13	enchanted barbell	313
#68	enchanted bean	106
#166	enchanted bean burrito	2
#22	enormous belt buckle	556
#13	evil golden arch	1,297
#156	evil golden arches	9
#40	extra-spicy bloody mary	436
#121	extra-strength strongness elixir	18
#113	eye of newt	149
#185	eye-pod	3
#35	eyepatch	417
#18	f3d0r4	1,359
#946	fake fake vomit	25
#79	false eyelashes	7
#449	fancy bath salts	18
#761	fancy but probably evil chocolate	8
#788	fancy chocolate	4
#168	fat stacks of cash	104
#149	felt	50
#39	fermenting powder	391
#309	fertilized ghuol egg	1
#7	filthy corduroys	2,139
#324	filthy hippy poncho	1
#14	filthy knitted dread sack	756
#108	filthy pestle	40
#22	fine wine	1,784
#188	fishelada	1
#56	fizzy potion	328
#21	flaming crutch	1,542
#16	flaming talons	1,466
#216	flaregun	74
#33	foolscap fool's cap	187
#77	frigid ninja stars	767
#30	frilly skirt	350
#128	frozen nunchaku	29
#68	fruit basket	5
#2871	fruitcake	2
#108	full meat tank	2
#177	furry pants	4
#604	fuzzbump	1
#94	ga-ga radio	62
#833	ghost cucumber	48
#377	ghost pickle on a stick	2
#77	ghostly pickling solution	2
#22	ghuol ears	1,506
#136	ghuol egg	188
#172	ghuol egg quiche	11
#157	ghuol guolash	76
#124	giant discarded plastic fork	63
#25	giant moxie weed	219
#1121	giant pinky ring	10
#2002	gingerbread bugbear	6
#3042	gingerbread horror	2
#411	glass of goat's milk	19
#21	gnatwing	753
#46	gnauga hide	147
#15	gnoll lips	796
#21	gnoll teeth	667
#29	gnoll-tooth necklace	19
#392	goat	1
#30	goat beard	464
#768	goat cheese	2
#464	goat cheese pizza	11
#276	gob of wet hair	65
#167	golden twig	1
#411	googly eye	33
#1169	goth kid t-shirt	1
#233	gr8ps	22
#49	grapefruit	517
#368	green balloon	9
#214	green beer	78
#1006	green glowstick	1
🥈	green traffic cone	1
#39	green-frosted astral cupcake	40
#363	grog	3
#633	grouchy restless spirit	7
#101	guano coffee cup	70
#89	guitar pick	86
#76	hair spray	505
#2399	hamethyst	1
#409	handful of hand chalk	63
#48	handsomeness potion	60
#584	heart necklace	12
#540	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	1
#129	hellion cube	75
#11	helmet recipe	149
#80	helmet turtle	1,569
#23	hemp string	849
#35	henna tattoo	104
#736	herb brownies	10
#46	herbs	1,282
#53	hill of beans	821
#30	hippopotamus pants	9
#15	hippopotamus skin	2,337
#72	hippy herbal tea	42
#18	horizontal tango	167
#21	hot katana blade	2,005
#154	hot watered rum	2
#87	hot wing	1,279
#53	hypodermic needle	22
#44	ice-cold Willer	2,508
#44	ice-cold six-pack	757
#91	icy katana hilt	59
#39	icy-hot katana	53
#134	imitation nice watch	1
#21	infernal insoles	267
#47	irate sombrero	56
#28	iron pasta spoon	384
#36	jabañero-flavored chewing gum	337
#1069	jazz soap	16
#1046	joybuzzer	18
#97	jug-o-magicalness	34
#287	jumbo olive	7
#502	ketchup hound	6
#131	kickback cookbook	5
#1412	kite	3
#88	kneecapping stick	191
#183	ladle of mystery	1
#309	large box	16
#729	lavender candy heart	8
#20	lead necklace	786
#15	leaf	100
#13	leather chaps	944
#23	leather mask	472
#436	leftovers of indeterminate origin	3
#37	lemon	4,918
#274	length of string	43
#16	leotarrrd	253
#13	leprechaun hatchling	51
#42	lihc eye	784
#220	lihc eye pie	12
#19	lihc face	613
#73	lime	303
#32	lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	368
#12	line	10,214
#40	linoleum crossbow	15
#44	linoleum ore	200
#287	linoleum staff	2
#38	linoleum sword	17
#36	liquid SONAR	3
#145	little paper umbrella	788
#665	loaded serum blowgun	6
#203	long skinny balloon	49
#54	loose teeth	2,301
#26	los chinos	62
#20	lowercase N	1,709
#214	lupine sword	4
#1223	mafia aria	9
#410	magical ice cubes	94
#301	magical mystery juice	30
#14	magicalness-in-a-can	481
#24	magnifying glass	26
#30	maiden wig	244
#25	many-eyed glasses	48
#24	maple syrup	1,872
#39	mariachi G-string	104
#27	mariachi pants	1,735
#331	marionette	5
#108	martini	80
#90	marzipan skull	372
#368	mauve plastic oyster egg	10
#118	meat cowboy hat	1
#378	meat engine	3
#41	meat from yesterday	171
#776	meat paste	7
#24	meatsmithing guide	137
#4	menudo ravioli	386
#12	mesh cap	745
#33	metallic A	3,706
#225	milky potion	70
#50	mind flayer corpse	537
#9	miner's helmet	370
#12	miner's pants	296
#29	moxie magnet	6
#52	moxie weed	665
#17	mullet wig	392
#46	murky potion	386
#802	mushroom fermenting solution	9
#34	mushroom pizza	112
#11	necklace chain	936
#298	negative lump	11
#16	ninja hot pants	456
#65	nothing-in-the-box	20
#321	nugget of Crimbonium	4
#27	ocean motion	200
#291	off-white paisley oyster egg	8
#172	ojo de pez burrito	1
#32	olive	1,079
#24	onion shurikens	128
#1140	orange glowstick	1
#37	orange-frosted astral cupcake	53
#865	oriole-feather headdress	1
#147	oversized pizza cutter	70
#141	oyster basket	52
#214	pail	62
#37	palm-frond toupee	13
#9	pants kit	1,057
#48	pants of the Slug Lord	55
#112	papaya	406
#411	papaya sling	2
#477	papaya slung	2
#123	papaya taco	16
#72	pasta spoon	762
#16	patchouli incense stick	1,402
#190	peanut brittle shield	18
#87	penguin shorts	2
#922	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	25
#17	phat turquoise bead	714
#47	phat turquoise bracelet	31
#35	photoprotoneutron torpedo	1,392
#37	pickle-flavored chewing gum	404
#24	pie crust	305
#577	piece of wedding cake	7
#14	piercing post	981
#49	pile of candy	158
#58	pile of jumping beans	70
#13	pink-frosted astral cupcake	115
#77	pirate pelvis	56
#125	pitchfork	44
#36	pixel hat	17
#11	pixel pants	47
#72	pixel sword	3
#342	pixellated candy heart	47
#11	plain pizza	3,020
#97	plot hole	3,064
#1185	pool cue	1
#582	portable corkscrew	12
#29	potato sprout	43
#232	potion of temporary gr8ness	5
#53	poutine	430
#22	pr0n legs	2,072
#485	pretty bouquet	2
#788	pretty flower	50
#23	prosthetic forehead	50
#58	purple-frosted astral cupcake	46
#1303	rag doll	1
#50	ram horns	230
#59	ram stick	164
#70	rat appendix	308
#173	rat appendix kabob	8
#41	ratgut	611
#70	ratini	47
#39	ravioli hat	1,825
#332	razor-sharp can lid	45
#40	red pixel	1,088
#662	red pixel potion	1
#514	redrum	1
#41	reodorant	322
#285	rewinged stab bat	2
#610	rice bowl	1
#29	ridiculously huge sword	1,378
#31	ring of aggravate monster	523
#30	ring of half-assed regeneration	115
#49	[2108]rock	87
#25	roll in the hay	794
#1044	roll of toilet paper	42
#142	rolling pin	1
#29	royal jelly	874
#1105	rubber WWBD? bracelet	7
#1108	rubber WWJD? bracelet	7
#1841	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	4
#935	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	8
#25	rubber axe	52
#1571	rubber emo roe	5
#45	ruby W	768
#501	rum and cola	2
#29	rusty grave robbing shovel	357
#318	rusty metal ring	1
#325	rusty metal shaft	1
#214	sabre teeth	61
#166	sabre-toothed lime cub	8
#23	safarrri hat	151
#114	salamander spleen	161
#20	salty dog	11,372
#462	salty slug	2
#55	saucepan	1,582
#9	sausage pizza	1,501
#705	scrumptious reagent	22
#48	seal tooth	1,120
#108	seal-clubbing club	857
#38	serpentine sword	40
#482	shiny ring	53
#24	shock collar	24
#307	shot of flower schnapps	1
#10	shot of grapefruit schnapps	2,181
#8	shot of orange schnapps	2,827
#6	shot of tomato schnapps	2,162
#116	six pack of Mountain Stream	147
#21	sk8board	227
#33	skeleton bone	3,048
#97	skeleton key	133
#65	skeleton key ring	12
#10	skewer	1,551
#33	skewer-mounted razor blade	44
#33	skewered cat appendix	25
#938	skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	2
#458	slap and tickle	2
#89	slingshot	24
#315	small box	12
#80	small leather glove	13
#214	smart skull	90
#43	smoky potion	444
#74	snake shield	12
#36	snarling wolf shield	53
#973	snifter of thoroughly aged brandy	1
#66	snorkel	53
#14	snowboarder pants	903
#1347	sock monkey	1
#62	soda water	144
#72	sonar-in-a-biscuit	331
#352	spaghetti with Skullheads	1
#138	special sauce glove	1
#644	spectral pickle	12
#86	spices	846
#156	spicy enchanted bean burrito	1
#14	spicy noodles	89
#323	spider web	154
#19	spiked femur	335
#1398	spooky bicycle chain	1
#1368	spooky cosmetics bag	1
#1126	spooky eggnog	5
#36	spooky hi mein	68
#299	spooky mushroom	206
#548	spooky pirate skeleton	1
#43	spooky shrunken head	432
#84	spooky staff	7
#13	spooky stick	1,417
#29	spork	324
#157	spray paint	40
#24	spring	2,309
#18	sprocket	3,020
#122	squashed frog	198
#56	stalk of asparagus	187
#18	star	7,964
#24	star buckler	13
#9	star chart	3,051
#271	star crossbow	3
#60	star hat	37
#21	star pants	22
#308	star staff	1
#280	star starfish	1
#420	star sword	1
#54	stench nuggets	118
#38	stick	79
#112	stolen accordion	867
#29	stone of eXtreme power	651
#51	strawberry	959
#297	strawberry daiquiri	10
#218	string of blue beads	46
#160	string of green beads	58
#200	string of red beads	48
#71	stringy sinew	121
#10	strongness elixir	1,197
#50	studded leather boxer shorts	56
#813	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	55
#1003	stuffed Cheshire bitten	47
#1505	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	34
#1013	stuffed Meat	44
#976	stuffed angry cow	50
#1068	stuffed astral badger	48
#1801	stuffed baby gravy fairy	29
#1117	stuffed cocoabo	43
#1872	stuffed crazy bastard sword	1
#898	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	55
#1404	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	37
#1116	stuffed hand turkey	45
#595	stuffed key	97
#1525	stuffed mind flayer	34
#981	stuffed mink	46
#1066	stuffed monocle	42
#192	stuffed red and green pepper (stale)	2
#1861	stuffed scary death orb	28
#31	stuffed shoulder parrot	526
#1666	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	31
#2060	stuffed snowy owl	24
#1014	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	50
#861	stuffed spooky mushroom	10
#1239	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	40
#773	stuffed teddy butler	60
#859	stuffed tin of caviar	55
#546	stuffed treasure chest	106
#1175	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	43
#205	stuffing	44
#66	styrofoam ore	60
#26	sucky decal	43
#35	sunken chest	923
#136	suntan lotion of moxiousness	82
#173	super-sweet fish goo (spoiled)	1
#40	support cummerbund	215
#13	swashbuckling pants	398
#63	sweet ninja sword	91
#66	swirly potion	304
#23	sword hilt	42
#41	t8r tots	457
#19	taco shell	1,942
#32	tamarind-flavored chewing gum	365
#18	tambourine bells	851
#177	targeting chip	4
#12	tassel	500
#410	tattered scrap of paper	9
#621	teddy bear	10
#264	teeny-tiny ninja stars	3
#55	tenderizing hammer	45
#225	tequila sunrise	6
#23	three-tiered wedding cake	81
#157	tiny bottle of absinthe	180
#122	tiny knife and fork	5
#259	tiny maracas	3
#416	tiny ninja sword	2
#448	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	36
#4311	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	1
#2306	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	3
#1747	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	2
#1550	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	1
#1531	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#2947	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
#325	tiny plastic accordion thief	12
#1732	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#279	tiny plastic angry goat	53
#510	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	32
#320	tiny plastic barrrnacle	46
#313	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	12
#266	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	53
#332	tiny plastic cocoabo	44
#440	tiny plastic coffee pixie	35
#392	tiny plastic disco bandit	11
#369	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	40
#293	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	48
#291	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	49
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#450	tiny plastic grue	35
#192	tiny plastic hermit	17
#304	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	49
#360	tiny plastic killer bee	42
#397	tiny plastic leprechaun	38
#380	tiny plastic levitating potato	41
#320	tiny plastic mosquito	47
#563	tiny plastic pastamancer	8
#275	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	54
#599	tiny plastic sauceror	8
#440	tiny plastic seal clubber	10
#1558	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#450	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	35
#375	tiny plastic stab bat	41
#337	tiny plastic star starfish	44
#1916	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	4
#389	tiny plastic turtle tamer	11
#21	tiny shaker of salt	85
#17	tires	2,025
#15	titanium assault umbrella	1,800
#256	toast	4,990
#182	tofu casserole	9
#24	tofu taco	13
#2807	tofurkey gravy	1
#2812	tofurkey leg	1
#31	tomato	7,263
#33	tooth	116
#477	tortoise's blessing	3
#525	toy wheel	18
#76	tree skirt	4
🥇	tropical Crimbo pressie	1
#1133	tropical wrapping paper	1
#73	turtle totem	1,142
#95	twinkly nuggets	572
#268	twinkly powder	14
#27	uncooked chorizo	235
#87	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	227
#107	unrolling pin	1
#1145	useless powder	27
#19	vial of patchouli oil	119
#29	viking helmet	1,155
#339	vinegar	114
#639	vodka and cranberry	1
#30	vorpal blade	645
#68	wad of tofu	154
#17	walrus-tusk earring	109
#327	wang	5
#387	whiskey and cola	4
#425	whiskey sour	3
#379	white Canadian	7
#609	white candy heart	17
#351	white chocolate and tomato pizza	6
#142	white chocolate chip cookies	38
#173	white chocolate chips	83
#706	white lightning	6
#278	white picket fence	14
#27	white satin pants	233
#446	white satin shield	2
#44	white snake skin	391
#37	white sword	238
#1384	whoopie cushion	9
#1274	wind-up chattering teeth	12
#21	windchimes	1,260
#80	wine spritzer	16
#66	wolf mask	940
#28	wooden axe	71
#143	wooden figurine	2
#102	wooden salad bowl	1
#10	wooden stakes	1,269
#13	worthless gewgaw	3,930
#14	worthless knick-knack	5,137
#12	worthless trinket	7,043
#34	wussiness potion	975
#8	yak skin	1,832
#106	yakskin pants	1
#1379	yellow candy heart	1
#1480	yellow snowcone	8
#608	yo-yo	46
#165	yule gruel	2
#1862	zombie pineal gland	1

Wow, that's 317,402 items total!

what items are this player missing?