| #246 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #254 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #294 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #216 | ASCII shirt | 10 |
| #612 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #2709 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #1519 | Bonerdagon necklace | 4 |
| #899 | Boss Bat bling | 3 |
| #1793 | Boss Bat britches | 4 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #331 | CRIMBCO mug | 42 |
| #156 | CRIMBCO wine | 47 |
| #1558 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #1371 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1527 | Crimboween memo | 5 |
| #2384 | Crimbuck | 11 |
| #1744 | Crown of the Goblin King | 11 |
| #128 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 42 |
| #738 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 4 |
| #1134 | Drowsy Sword | 11 |
| #251 | Ferrigno's Elixir of Power | 1 |
| #1026 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #1442 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1676 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #476 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 10 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #1830 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 10 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1271 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #842 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 8 |
| #818 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #476 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #1613 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #379 | Zim Merman's guitar | 2 |
| #2948 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #570 | astral mushroom | 11 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #734 | baggie of powdered sugar | 12 |
| #252 | banana-frosted king cake | 11 |
| #91 | bath ball gift set | 42 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #381 | black picnic basket | 2 |
| #925 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #5911 | box of sunshine | 4 |
| #367 | broken skull | 47 |
| #502 | broken sword | 2 |
| #24 | bubble bauble bow | 6 |
| #122 | burst hellseal brain | 83 |
| #458 | canteen of wine | 59 |
| #39 | charged magnet | 2 |
| #1089 | cheap elven gloves | 2 |
| #187 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 11 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #141 | delicious salad | 300 |
| #634 | disturbing fanfic | 111 |
| #1040 | elven limbos gingerbread | 9 |
| #1273 | elven moonshine | 3 |
| #971 | elven socks | 3 |
| #779 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 8 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #969 | festive holiday hat | 3 |
| #1175 | festive sausage | 1 |
| #84 | flyest of shirts | 1 |
| #358 | funky dried mushroom | 17 |
| #917 | furry fur | 20 |
| #265 | furry pants | 2 |
| #43 | gloomy black mushroom | 160 |
| #365 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #348 | goth kid t-shirt | 13 |
| #295 | gray bow tie | 23 |
| #5 | handful of bees | 51 |
| #2288 | handful of confetti | 13 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #867 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #1000 | immense cyborg hand | 5 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1155 | killing feather | 39 |
| #146 | knob mushroom wine | 1 |
| #156 | knoll mushroom wine | 1 |
| #318 | knuckle sandwich | 78 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #1037 | lemon | 4 |
| #1028 | logic synthesizer | 7 |
| #1348 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #275 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 2 |
| #2029 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #104 | motivational poster | 31 |
| #126 | mushroom fermenting solution | 59 |
| #1341 | mylar scout drone | 2 |
| #2525 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #1044 | nanite-infested eggnog | 5 |
| #1963 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #926 | nanofiber cloth | 3 |
| #2265 | obsidian dagger | 4 |
| #470 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #736 | orange | 4 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #234 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #343 | patent leather shoes | 20 |
| #365 | penguin thesaurus | 19 |
| #145 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #795 | really dense meat stack | 7 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
| #866 | sandwich of the gods | 8 |
| #215 | shiny butcherknife | 5 |
| #262 | shiny hood ornament | 3 |
| #1243 | shiny ring | 15 |
| #107 | shredded hellseal hide | 89 |
| #77 | slow jam collection | 43 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #2036 | solid gold bowling ball | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #667 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #1871 | spectre scepter | 11 |
| #234 | spooky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1281 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #1225 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #1707 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1326 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #317 | strawberry | 57 |
| #699 | strawberry daiquiri | 1 |
| #225 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
| #466 | strawberry wine | 1 |
| 🥉 | strawberyl | 673 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #2954 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #7822 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #7827 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #1387 | stuffed Meat | 28 |
| #2343 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #7775 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #7834 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #7883 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #101 | stuffed bandersnatch | 2 |
| #7697 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #7883 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7822 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #2498 | stuffed gray blob | 2 |
| #7878 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #2537 | stuffed key | 2 |
| #1684 | stuffed martini | 2 |
| #7827 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #1116 | stuffed mink | 38 |
| #2930 | stuffed monocle | 2 |
| #7888 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #3954 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #7845 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7684 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #7798 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7777 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #2930 | stuffed teddy butler | 2 |
| #2940 | stuffed tin of caviar | 2 |
| #2534 | stuffed treasure chest | 2 |
| #7825 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #179 | stuffed walrus | 1 |
| #316 | stuffed yo-yo | 2 |
| #593 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #234 | tangerine | 4 |
| #255 | tattered paper crown | 3 |
| #1433 | theoretical string | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #365 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 2 |
| #1464 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 5 |
| #962 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 8 |
| #3116 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #665 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 7 |
| #385 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #1480 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 5 |
| #674 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 7 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #777 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 6 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #2217 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 8 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #998 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 10 |
| #1477 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 6 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #1752 | tiny plastic G Imp | 4 |
| #1761 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 4 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #831 | tiny plastic Hellion | 9 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #2059 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #1223 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 6 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #1488 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 5 |
| #929 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 8 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1756 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 4 |
| #711 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 10 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2122 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 3 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #681 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 7 |
| #3068 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2155 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
| #1810 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 4 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1511 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 5 |
| #2260 | tiny plastic angry goat | 8 |
| #1241 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 6 |
| #2161 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 3 |
| #1241 | tiny plastic astronomer | 6 |
| #1412 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 13 |
| #1671 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 11 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic beanbat | 4 |
| #549 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 8 |
| #2496 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 7 |
| #1781 | tiny plastic blooper | 4 |
| #1079 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 7 |
| #733 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 10 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1638 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 11 |
| #1990 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 9 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #1503 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 3 |
| #1070 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 7 |
| #1244 | tiny plastic demoninja | 6 |
| #4499 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1083 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 7 |
| #28 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 30 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #2139 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 3 |
| #826 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 9 |
| #1485 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 5 |
| #1714 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 4 |
| #1834 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 10 |
| #2885 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 6 |
| #2529 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 7 |
| #715 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 10 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1236 | tiny plastic goth giant | 6 |
| #3316 | tiny plastic grue | 5 |
| #2114 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 3 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1854 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 10 |
| #2465 | tiny plastic killer bee | 7 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #3339 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 5 |
| #1521 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 12 |
| #1239 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 6 |
| #2233 | tiny plastic mosquito | 8 |
| #579 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 2 |
| #1274 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 6 |
| #4348 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #2495 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 7 |
| #2644 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #2178 | tiny plastic scary clown | 3 |
| #1033 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 5 |
| #1784 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 4 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1476 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 5 |
| #1216 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 6 |
| #2037 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 9 |
| #2194 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 3 |
| #2018 | tiny plastic stab bat | 9 |
| #2025 | tiny plastic star starfish | 9 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #979 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1150 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 8 |
| #1742 | tiny plastic taco cat | 4 |
| #1429 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 5 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #851 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 6 |
| #2754 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #1074 | tiny plastic warwelf | 7 |
| #1222 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 6 |
| #1768 | tiny plastic zmobie | 4 |
| #110 | torn hellseal sinew | 85 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #398 | unstable DNA | 130 |
| #215 | useless powder | 821 |
| #149 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 11 |
| #1498 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #1062 | vibrating cyborg knife | 7 |
| #675 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #565 | wad of cotton | 4 |
| #986 | wolf mask | 3 |
| #949 | wolfman mask | 2 |
| #698 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #1157 | wrench bracelet | 1 |