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| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
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| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
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| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #43 | vampire glitter | 12 |
| #62 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 19 |
| #894 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #189 | wine-soaked bone chips | 5 |
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