| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #3368 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #1256 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #1673 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2262 | Boss Bat britches | 2 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1088 | CRIMBCO mug | 7 |
| #1127 | CRIMBCO wine | 5 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #227 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo training manual | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #915 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 5 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1652 | Drowsy Sword | 5 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #241 | Elf Guard MPC | 111 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #1165 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1206 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1287 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #724 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #2144 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 7 |
| #479 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 1 |
| #575 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 3 |
| #380 | Misty Robe | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #1610 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #471 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #54 | Steal This Candy | 88 |
| #1038 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #141 | Trainbot circuitry | 5 |
| #122 | Trainbot linkages | 7 |
| #130 | Trainbot optics | 7 |
| #169 | Trainbot plating | 1 |
| #124 | Trainbot servomotors | 8 |
| #149 | Trainbot tubing | 3 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #658 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #3767 | badass belt | 10 |
| #806 | bath ball gift set | 5 |
| #227 | battered hubcap | 1 |
| #455 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #386 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 3 |
| #6714 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #121 | chocolate stolen accordion | 5 |
| #102 | chocomotive | 7 |
| #204 | cinnamon machine oil | 1 |
| #500 | crystalline cheer | 5 |
| #516 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #388 | donated booze | 12 |
| #241 | donated candy | 35 |
| #240 | donated food | 36 |
| #3266 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #478 | figurine of a sleek seal | 3 |
| #85 | freightcake | 8 |
| #123 | fried air | 1 |
| #688 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #1240 | fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #591 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #492 | fuzzy montera | 2 |
| #695 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #412 | ghost of a necklace | 4 |
| #15 | gilded trumpet | 1 |
| #320 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 1 |
| #1495 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #695 | gold wedding ring | 2 |
| #42 | grave robbing shovel | 117 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #3242 | handful of confetti | 6 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1679 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #11 | honey dipper | 1 |
| #8 | honeybritches | 1 |
| #19 | honeycap | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| 🥇 | map to Dolph Bossin's hideout | 1 |
| #17 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #227 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #205 | mime army wine | 1 |
| #73 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #96 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #801 | motivational poster | 4 |
| #600 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #2516 | obsidian dagger | 3 |
| #818 | old sweatpants | 68 |
| #102 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #98 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #90 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #182 | ping-pong ball | 4 |
| #51 | ping-pong paddle | 1 |
| 🥇 | refurbished air fryer | 1 |
| #45 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #807 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #1020 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #46 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 163 |
| #787 | sawblade shield | 2 |
| #272 | sealhide seal doll | 2 |
| #155 | sealhide snare | 3 |
| #16 | shining star cap | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2233 | spectre scepter | 7 |
| #300 | sponge cake | 1 |
| #1862 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #40 | stolen accordion | 5,440 |
| #49 | stolen meatpouch | 35 |
| #6 | stolen necklace | 110 |
| #5 | stolen office supplies | 5,345 |
| #64 | stolen sushi | 252 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| 🥇 | train whistle | 1 |
| #131 | turtling rod | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #1157 | wrench bracelet | 1 |