| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #3370 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2260 | Boss Bat britches | 2 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #220 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo training manual | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1650 | Drowsy Sword | 5 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #201 | Elf Guard MPC | 111 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #1169 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #3013 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 3 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #53 | Steal This Candy | 88 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #140 | Trainbot circuitry | 5 |
| #121 | Trainbot linkages | 7 |
| #129 | Trainbot optics | 7 |
| #168 | Trainbot plating | 1 |
| #122 | Trainbot servomotors | 8 |
| #147 | Trainbot tubing | 3 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #653 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #3937 | badass belt | 9 |
| #806 | bath ball gift set | 5 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #6710 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #121 | chocolate stolen accordion | 5 |
| #98 | chocomotive | 7 |
| #196 | cinnamon machine oil | 1 |
| #494 | crystalline cheer | 5 |
| #374 | donated booze | 12 |
| #232 | donated candy | 35 |
| #234 | donated food | 36 |
| #3268 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #82 | freightcake | 8 |
| #608 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #442 | ghost of a necklace | 3 |
| #16 | gilded trumpet | 1 |
| #690 | gold wedding ring | 2 |
| #42 | grave robbing shovel | 117 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #4015 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #11 | honey dipper | 1 |
| #8 | honeybritches | 1 |
| #19 | honeycap | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| 🥇 | map to Dolph Bossin's hideout | 1 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #804 | motivational poster | 4 |
| #598 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #2522 | obsidian dagger | 3 |
| #2216 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #180 | ping-pong ball | 4 |
| #50 | ping-pong paddle | 1 |
| #42 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #808 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #45 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 163 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #16 | shining star cap | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2372 | spectre scepter | 6 |
| #39 | stolen accordion | 5,440 |
| #48 | stolen meatpouch | 35 |
| #5 | stolen necklace | 110 |
| #5 | stolen office supplies | 5,345 |
| #62 | stolen sushi | 252 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #35 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |