| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1425 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1453 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1472 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1423 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2243 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #206 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 50 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1235 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #213 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 50 |
| #1665 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1164 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #87 | Great Ball of Frozen Fire | 1 |
| #753 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| #678 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #131 | Hatorade | 1 |
| #32 | Hell ramen | 300 |
| #254 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 40 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #212 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 50 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #615 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 1 |
| #230 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #2684 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #740 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #230 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #2659 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1318 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #613 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 9 |
| #667 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| #1956 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #214 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #1953 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #2959 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #784 | beertini | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #781 | brine | 20 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #1140 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #638 | carob chunk noodles | 1 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #109 | chocolate box | 1 |
| #687 | chorizo brownies | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1019 | dill | 20 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #30 | doppelshifter egg | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #551 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #1390 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #2196 | evil teddy bear | 2 |
| #74 | exactly-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #2035 | fancy dress ball | 2 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #1153 | ghost cucumber | 20 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #431 | green beer | 30 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #2511 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #958 | incredibly creepy marionette | 2 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1195 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #909 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #883 | killer rag doll | 2 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1589 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #180 | less-than-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #1209 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #939 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 2 |
| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #129 | metallic A | 500 |
| #27 | miniscule temporal rip | 1 |
| #689 | mugcake | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1756 | pail | 1 |
| #617 | papaya slung | 1 |
| #466 | penguin skin | 100 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #1682 | pet rock | 3 |
| #275 | petrified time | 2 |
| #109 | phonics down | 1,000 |
| #93 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 500 |
| #1235 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #323 | plain brown wrapper | 1 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #912 | pool cue | 2 |
| #1434 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #1713 | possessed top | 2 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #450 | poultrygeist | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #1807 | pretty flower | 2 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1795 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 2 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #621 | salty slug | 1 |
| #104 | scroll of drastic healing | 1,000 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #167 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 1,000 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #1391 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #434 | spooky felt | 22 |
| #417 | spooky length of string | 26 |
| #249 | spooky stuffing | 26 |
| #761 | spooky toy wheel | 6 |
| #606 | spooky wooden block | 11 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1396 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #2344 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #124 | super-spiky hair gel | 1,000 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #39 | sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1213 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #321 | tasket | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #229 | tiny house | 1,000 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #62 | tiny plastic sword | 2 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #263 | tisket | 1 |
| #1112 | toast | 500 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #639 | tomato daiquiri | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1868 | toy crazy train | 2 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #1565 | toy mercenary | 2 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #1822 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #2765 | tree-eating kite | 2 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #389 | tropical wrapping paper | 3 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #727 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #1913 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #396 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 5 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #660 | yeti fur | 100 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |