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| #934 | 334 scroll | 1 |
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| #262 | 64067 scroll | 1 |
| #394 | 668 scroll | 1 |
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| #297 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
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| #1256 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
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| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #521 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
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| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
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| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
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| #85 | Ellsbury's journal | 1 |
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| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
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| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
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| #691 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #169 | Kissin' Cousins | 5 |
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| #559 | Maxing, Relaxing | 2 |
| #65 | Mudflap-Girl Necklace | 1 |
| #85 | Mudflap-Girl Ring | 1 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #85 | Nose Ring of Putrescence | 1 |
| #1269 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
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| #175 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
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| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
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| #282 | Sinful Desires | 2 |
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| #94 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
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| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
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| #66 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #13 | Staff of the Woodfire | 1 |
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| #204 | Supernova Champagne | 28 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #197 | The Art of Slapfighting | 5 |
| #136 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
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| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
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| #460 | Tuesday's ruby | 3 |
| #464 | Uncle Romulus | 2 |
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| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #615 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
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| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
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| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #288 | beach glass necklace | 1 |
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| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #53 | bonerang | 1 |
| #58 | boning knife | 1 |
| #105 | booty chest charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
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| #408 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
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| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #80 | cannonball charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #153 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 1 |
| #144 | charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #545 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #509 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #508 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #576 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #81 | copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet | 1 |
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| #305 | cursed bottle of rum | 4 |
| #456 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 1 |
| #1853 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #280 | donkey flipbook | 3 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #561 | drab sonata | 4 |
| #553 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 17 |
| #414 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 36 |
| #930 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 2 |
| #349 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 47 |
| #557 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 15 |
| #388 | effluvious emerald | 2 |
| #1262 | elven cellocello | 16 |
| #86 | filigreed hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #82 | filigreed hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #106 | filigreed hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #695 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #135 | giant driftwood sculpture | 1 |
| #145 | gnatwing earring | 1 |
| #219 | gnoll-tooth necklace | 1 |
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| #103 | grumpy old man charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| #198 | hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #328 | hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #263 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #325 | iced-out bling | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #364 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #1295 | lead necklace | 1 |
| #456 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
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| #149 | love song of icy revenge | 31 |
| #173 | love song of naughty innuendo | 32 |
| #173 | love song of smoldering passion | 27 |
| #164 | love song of sugary cuteness | 27 |
| #179 | love song of vague ambiguity | 27 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #180 | massive sitar | 1 |
| #688 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #248 | peace-sign necklace | 1 |
| #1465 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #302 | phat turquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #273 | porquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #186 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 1 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #66 | pulled porquoise earring | 1 |
| #106 | pulled porquoise pendant | 1 |
| #93 | pulled porquoise ring | 1 |
| #1729 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #368 | ring of adornment | 1 |
| #1131 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #353 | ring of cold resistance | 1 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #341 | ring of gain strength | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #414 | ring of increase damage | 1 |
| #389 | round green sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | rum barrel charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #1020 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #559 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 1 |
| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #82 | silver tongue charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #83 | solid baconstone earring | 1 |
| #79 | solid baconstone necklace | 1 |
| #101 | solid baconstone ring | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| 🥈 | spaghetti-box banjo | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #666 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #1742 | spectre scepter | 13 |
| #368 | steamy ruby | 2 |
| #799 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 1 |
| #1394 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #17 | sushi-rolling mat | 4 |
| #73 | tarrrnished charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #255 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 3 |
| #286 | terrible poem | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #6075 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #47 | vampire pearl earring | 1 |
| #227 | walrus-tusk earring | 5 |
| #354 | wang | 4 |
| #698 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #590 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #844 | wrench bracelet | 2 |
| #228 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |