| #389 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 14 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #786 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #308 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 2 |
| #974 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 12 |
| #824 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #741 | Boss Bat bling | 4 |
| #1640 | Boss Bat britches | 5 |
| #356 | CRIMBCO scrip | 940 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #1072 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 6 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #3209 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #843 | Drowsy Sword | 18 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #92 | General Assembly Module | 2 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #775 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #1462 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 15 |
| #258 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 26 |
| #412 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 5 |
| #303 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 2 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #743 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 4 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #478 | anniversary gift box | 7 |
| #57 | archaeologing shovel | 2 |
| #2644 | badass belt | 18 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| #668 | bit of clingfilm | 6 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #142 | booze-soaked cherry | 3 |
| #2382 | bottle of goofballs | 8 |
| #449 | burst hellseal brain | 9 |
| #185 | clown wig | 1 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #243 | crumbling rat skull | 2 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #1079 | duct tape | 18 |
| #4232 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #647 | empty agua de vida bottle | 153 |
| #611 | figurine of a charred seal | 4 |
| #348 | figurine of a cold seal | 17 |
| #322 | figurine of a sleek seal | 7 |
| #275 | figurine of a slippery seal | 6 |
| #332 | figurine of a stinking seal | 6 |
| #421 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #446 | gearbox necklace | 2 |
| #184 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 3 |
| #346 | gloomy black mushroom | 9 |
| #1410 | grue egg | 18 |
| #1844 | handful of confetti | 19 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| 🥈 | hi-density nylocite leg armor | 1 |
| #184 | hyperinflated seal lung | 1 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| 🥈 | laser targeting chip | 1 |
| #347 | magical mystery juice | 21 |
| #72 | memory of a C | 18 |
| #75 | memory of a G | 20 |
| #57 | memory of a T | 22 |
| #71 | memory of an A | 17 |
| #959 | obsidian dagger | 18 |
| #2216 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #118 | pig-iron bracers | 2 |
| #126 | pig-iron helm | 2 |
| #125 | pig-iron shinguards | 2 |
| #162 | plexiglass pikestaff | 2 |
| 🥈 | polymorphic fastening apparatus | 1 |
| #526 | pork elf goodies sack | 12 |
| #440 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 2 |
| #457 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 4 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #156 | seal lube | 1 |
| 🥈 | set of Unobtainium straps | 1 |
| #478 | shimmering tendrils | 1 |
| #378 | shredded hellseal hide | 10 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #168 | sizzling seal fat | 1 |
| #771 | smart skull | 5 |
| #419 | spark plug earring | 2 |
| #1518 | spectre scepter | 17 |
| #1326 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #763 | taco shell | 2 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #299 | torn hellseal sinew | 15 |
| #130 | turtling rod | 1 |
| #1492 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #251 | wumpus hair | 6 |