| #834 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #565 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4296 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #967 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #505 | Crimbo Credit | 3 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #243 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 1 |
| #210 | Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher | 1 |
| #38 | Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw | 1 |
| #210 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 1 |
| #224 | Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder | 1 |
| #259 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 1 |
| #259 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 1 |
| #205 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads | 1 |
| #474 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 1 |
| #247 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 1 |
| #218 | Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module | 1 |
| #459 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 1 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 1 |
| #216 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 1 |
| #462 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 1 |
| #3211 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #341 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 9 |
| #1287 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #815 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #211 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1055 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #659 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
| #1737 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #263 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #1042 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 2 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1568 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #137 | aerated diving helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #851 | anniversary gift box | 5 |
| #348 | bag of bones | 4 |
| #1147 | banana | 1 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #167 | bat-ass leather jacket | 1 |
| #1662 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #3699 | box of sunshine | 17 |
| #466 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
| #1852 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #88 | charged magnet | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #262 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #314 | cylindrical mold | 1 |
| #1480 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #493 | extra-greasy slider | 3 |
| #321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #234 | flask of mining oil | 3 |
| #168 | flat mushroom wine | 1 |
| #121 | foreign box | 1 |
| #307 | gingerbread house | 2 |
| #396 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #627 | hideous egg | 1 |
| #275 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #146 | knob mushroom wine | 1 |
| #156 | knoll mushroom wine | 1 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #1423 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #152 | monster bait | 1 |
| #1356 | mushroom fermenting solution | 5 |
| #141 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #636 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2723 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3663 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3648 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #228 | silver shotgun shell | 1 |
| #238 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #108 | smoldering box | 1 |
| #1978 | spade necklace | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #943 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #251 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1334 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #599 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #2492 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 19 |
| #2324 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 21 |
| #8861 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #4577 | stuffed astral badger | 8 |
| #2957 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 16 |
| #2219 | stuffed cocoabo | 22 |
| #2480 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 20 |
| #2389 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 21 |
| #2195 | stuffed hand turkey | 23 |
| #1990 | stuffed mind flayer | 26 |
| #3091 | stuffed scary death orb | 15 |
| #2583 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 19 |
| #2705 | stuffed snowy owl | 17 |
| #2194 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 23 |
| #4009 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 10 |
| #2943 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 16 |
| #295 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #110 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #102 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #1544 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |