| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #968 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #504 | Crimbo Credit | 3 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 1 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher | 1 |
| #38 | Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw | 1 |
| #210 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 1 |
| #224 | Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder | 1 |
| #260 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 1 |
| #260 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 1 |
| #206 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads | 1 |
| #475 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 1 |
| #248 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 1 |
| #217 | Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module | 1 |
| #459 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 1 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 1 |
| #217 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 1 |
| #462 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 1 |
| #3209 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #340 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 9 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #212 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1053 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #658 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #1021 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 2 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #138 | aerated diving helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #851 | anniversary gift box | 5 |
| #347 | bag of bones | 4 |
| #1146 | banana | 1 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #169 | bat-ass leather jacket | 1 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #3695 | box of sunshine | 17 |
| #465 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
| #1855 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #313 | cylindrical mold | 1 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #490 | extra-greasy slider | 3 |
| #321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #234 | flask of mining oil | 3 |
| #169 | flat mushroom wine | 1 |
| #121 | foreign box | 1 |
| #309 | gingerbread house | 2 |
| #395 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #626 | hideous egg | 1 |
| #272 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #145 | knob mushroom wine | 1 |
| #156 | knoll mushroom wine | 1 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #1413 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #152 | monster bait | 1 |
| #1356 | mushroom fermenting solution | 5 |
| #140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2720 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #228 | silver shotgun shell | 1 |
| #237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #107 | smoldering box | 1 |
| #1973 | spade necklace | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #946 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #248 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #2486 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 19 |
| #2311 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 21 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #4567 | stuffed astral badger | 8 |
| #2950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 16 |
| #2209 | stuffed cocoabo | 22 |
| #2468 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 20 |
| #2383 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 21 |
| #2188 | stuffed hand turkey | 23 |
| #1981 | stuffed mind flayer | 26 |
| #3080 | stuffed scary death orb | 15 |
| #2574 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 19 |
| #2692 | stuffed snowy owl | 17 |
| #2187 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 23 |
| #3997 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 10 |
| #2932 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 16 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #1531 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |