| #890 | 30669 scroll | 2 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #804 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 15 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #899 | Boss Bat bling | 3 |
| #2260 | Boss Bat britches | 2 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1421 | CRIMBCO wine | 3 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #1364 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #3209 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #819 | Drowsy Sword | 19 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #875 | Jocko Homo's head | 2 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #1266 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 19 |
| #360 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 13 |
| #347 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 6 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #699 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #538 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 6 |
| #478 | anniversary gift box | 7 |
| #57 | archaeologing shovel | 2 |
| #410 | around the world | 2 |
| #2228 | badass belt | 23 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #1193 | bath ball gift set | 2 |
| #330 | beer-scented teddy bear | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #668 | bit of clingfilm | 6 |
| #119 | booze-soaked cherry | 4 |
| #2382 | bottle of goofballs | 8 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #363 | crumbling rat skull | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #219 | digital key lime | 1 |
| #1466 | duct tape | 9 |
| #549 | empty agua de vida bottle | 250 |
| #1637 | facsimile dictionary | 2 |
| #1078 | filthy lucre | 22 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #446 | gearbox necklace | 2 |
| #239 | giant marshmallow | 1 |
| #140 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 5 |
| #1140 | grue egg | 23 |
| #1844 | handful of confetti | 19 |
| #1073 | heart of the volcano | 4 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #267 | lawn dart | 1 |
| #201 | leather bookmark | 1 |
| #50 | memory of a C | 23 |
| #58 | memory of a G | 25 |
| #92 | memory of a GT base pair | 1 |
| #77 | memory of a T | 16 |
| #52 | memory of an A | 22 |
| #70 | memory of an AT base pair | 2 |
| #133 | memory of some delicious amino acids | 10 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #1082 | obsidian dagger | 15 |
| #261 | oily golden mushroom | 2 |
| #128 | old school flying disc | 4 |
| #1738 | old sweatpants | 6 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #403 | paranormal ricotta | 1 |
| #293 | pig-iron bracers | 1 |
| #281 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #824 | pork elf goodies sack | 6 |
| #614 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #846 | scrumptious reagent | 9 |
| #327 | shimmering tendrils | 2 |
| #758 | shredded hellseal hide | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #1419 | spectre scepter | 19 |
| #299 | sponge cake | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #1582 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #82 | twitching trigger finger | 1 |
| #1531 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #958 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 6 |
| #275 | white candygram | 1 |
| #331 | woven baling wire bracelets | 3 |
| #138 | wumpus hair | 15 |
| #399 | yellow candygram | 1 |