#773 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
#31 | Argarggagarg's fang | 25 |
#171 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 8 |
#148 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 6 |
#325 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 3 |
#1044 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
#565 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
#111 | BGE shotglass | 42 |
#308 | BGE temporary tattoo | 3 |
#436 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 3 |
#74 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 9 |
#1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
#588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
#183 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 1 |
#1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
#1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
#36 | CRIMBCO mug | 580 |
#328 | CRIMBCO wine | 23 |
#792 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
#1190 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
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#182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
#175 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
#185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
#90 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
#8 | Choker of the Ultragoth | 12 |
#20 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 24 |
#1483 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
#651 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
#2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
#17 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 125 |
#84 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
#213 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
#16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
#196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
#215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
#121 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
#88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
#81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
#4 | Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat | 4 |
#73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
🥉 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 22 |
#66 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
#169 | Kissin' Cousins | 5 |
#383 | Let Me Be! | 4 |
#375 | Mad Train wine | 264 |
#1177 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 4 |
#208 | Maxing, Relaxing | 5 |
#397 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
#362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
#394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
#444 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
#405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
#597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
#144 | Necrotelicomnicon | 5 |
#128 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
#99 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
#196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
#93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
#186 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
#187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
#106 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
#194 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
#1494 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 3 |
#439 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 5 |
#56 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 12 |
#213 | Shivering Chèvre | 2 |
#122 | Skullhead's Screw | 1 |
#85 | Stone Golem pebbles | 15 |
#234 | Summer Nights | 5 |
#54 | Tales from the Fireside | 10 |
#241 | The Cooler Out of Space | 11 |
🥇 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 36 |
#302 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
#778 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 3 |
#1437 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 2 |
#1395 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 6 |
#34 | Travels with Jerry | 13 |
#35 | Uncle Hobo's belt | 1 |
#26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
#26 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 1 |
#17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
#181 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
#187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
#105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
#45 | adorable seal larva | 24 |
#666 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 9 |
#227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
#1227 | astronaut pants | 4 |
#498 | banana-frosted king cake | 5 |
#736 | bath ball gift set | 6 |
#53 | bed of coals | 10 |
#328 | beer-scented teddy bear | 1 |
#690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
#924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
#533 | blood flower | 12 |
#367 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 3 |
#980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
#386 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 3 |
#266 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 5 |
#564 | box of sunshine | 577 |
🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
#487 | buckyball | 10 |
#337 | candy kneecapping stick | 6 |
#1465 | candy knuckles | 2 |
#1093 | candy stake | 6 |
#20 | candycaine powder | 17 |
#56 | canteen of wine | 290 |
#540 | cheap elven gloves | 8 |
#1753 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
#27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
#43 | comfy coffin | 14 |
#555 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
#218 | corncob pipe | 7 |
#597 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
#385 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 2 |
#36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
#64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
#42 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
#377 | cursed piece of thirteen | 1 |
#460 | cursed sea biscuit | 1 |
#919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
#840 | cyborg stompin' boot | 3 |
#615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
#507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
#119 | dirty hobo gloves | 237 |
#1168 | dollhive | 3 |
#139 | elven limbos gingerbread | 77 |
#111 | elven moonshine | 87 |
#617 | elven socks | 7 |
#626 | evil teddy bear | 21 |
#421 | fake plastic grass | 4 |
#712 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 9 |
#229 | fancy canapés | 2 |
#1881 | fancy chocolate car | 1 |
#1783 | fancy dress ball | 3 |
#968 | festive holiday hat | 3 |
#278 | festive sausage | 8 |
#31 | filth-encrusted futon | 17 |
#779 | fire | 6 |
#498 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
#578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
#460 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
#151 | frigid air mattress | 5 |
#239 | giant glass of brandy | 2 |
#1323 | gingerbread horror | 5 |
#608 | gingerbread house | 1 |
#1883 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
#46 | gloomy mushroom wine | 12 |
#589 | golden ring | 41 |
#232 | gray bow tie | 28 |
#1547 | grue egg | 16 |
#38 | grue egg omelette | 89 |
#616 | gyroscope | 4 |
🥉 | hellseal claw | 66,246 |
#182 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
#160 | holiday log | 1 |
#758 | immense cyborg hand | 6 |
#739 | incredibly creepy marionette | 3 |
#691 | invisible bag | 1 |
#720 | irradiated candy cane | 6 |
#43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
#41 | jingle bell | 1 |
#507 | killer rag doll | 5 |
#1155 | killing feather | 39 |
#83 | knuckle sandwich | 301 |
#600 | laser-broiled pear | 13 |
#178 | less-than-three-shaped box | 1 |
#50 | lewd playing card | 39 |
#1421 | licorice garrote | 2 |
#563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
#1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
#575 | marionette collective | 1 |
#145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
#86 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 7 |
#1764 | monomolecular yo-yo | 2 |
#348 | motivational poster | 12 |
#1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
#169 | mysterious present | 1 |
#1322 | nanite-infested candy cane | 7 |
#1396 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
#2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
#417 | obsidian dagger | 41 |
#181 | oily mushroom wine | 2 |
#1616 | oozenog | 3 |
#273 | oversized fish scaler | 12 |
#71 | packet of orchid seeds | 2 |
#583 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
#235 | patent leather shoes | 28 |
#235 | penguin thesaurus | 30 |
#2035 | pet rock | 2 |
#323 | plain brown wrapper | 1 |
#636 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
#888 | possessed top | 6 |
#1150 | prehistoric spear | 2 |
#326 | pulsing flesh | 10 |
#769 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 10 |
#1103 | rigid carapace | 4 |
#1260 | robotronic egg | 16 |
#1118 | rogue swarmer | 49 |
#172 | rusty piece of rebar | 2 |
#1526 | sandwich of the gods | 3 |
#855 | sawblade fragment | 53 |
🥇 | sealhide belt | 1,285 |
#204 | skelelton spine | 4 |
#594 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
#511 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
#639 | slow jam collection | 6 |
🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
#10 | snow hat | 1 |
🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
#106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
#554 | spooky bindle | 1 |
#936 | spooky eggnog | 6 |
#352 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
#76 | stained mattress | 10 |
#110 | stainless steel scarf | 19 |
#641 | stainless steel shillelagh | 7 |
#555 | stainless steel skullcap | 6 |
#1335 | stainless steel slacks | 3 |
#507 | stainless steel solitaire | 6 |
#443 | stainless steel suspenders | 9 |
#1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
#493 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
#599 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
#521 | stuffed alien blob | 12 |
#1657 | stuffed gray blob | 6 |
#970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
#1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
#226 | thermos of brew | 2 |
🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
#649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
#621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
#576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
#837 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 2 |
#635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
#1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
#850 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 2 |
#953 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
#1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
#15 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 803 |
#974 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 2 |
#1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
#822 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 2 |
#584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
#978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
#599 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
#758 | toothsome rock | 12 |
#679 | toy crazy train | 12 |
#1217 | toy jet pack | 4 |
#921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
#582 | toy mercenary | 11 |
#1081 | toy ray gun | 6 |
#1271 | toy space helmet | 4 |
#649 | tree-eating kite | 46 |
#1157 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
#272 | twitching claw | 14 |
#2304 | unstable DNA | 1 |
#1176 | unstable laser battery | 42 |
#644 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 14 |
#873 | vibrating cyborg knife | 8 |
#2456 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 4 |
#759 | wad of cotton | 2 |
#1538 | wheel | 1 |
#16 | whisker pencil | 325 |
#615 | witch hat | 1 |
#95 | yellow glowstick | 13 |
#71 | yeti fur | 5,736 |
#2204 | yo | 1 |
#36 | your own black heart | 86 |