| #6 | "meat" stick | 3,939 |
| #249 | 1-ball | 23 |
| #253 | 2-ball | 21 |
| #210 | 3-ball | 32 |
| #275 | 4-ball | 20 |
| #306 | 5-ball | 16 |
| #236 | 6-ball | 25 |
| #281 | 7-ball | 20 |
| #282 | 8-ball | 106 |
| #296 | 9-ball | 3 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #540 | BGE merchandise order form | 6 |
| #1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #30 | CRIMBCO mug | 741 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #363 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 7 |
| #1727 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
| #754 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2943 | Crimbuck | 4 |
| #609 | Feynman gate | 15 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| 🥈 | Sasq™ watch | 18 |
| #438 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 7 |
| #788 | The Joy of Wassailing | 2 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #2948 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #1374 | astronaut pants | 3 |
| #692 | atomic vector plotter | 3 |
| #1545 | baby killer bee | 2 |
| #247 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #41 | barrel cracker | 17 |
| #51 | barrel gun | 5 |
| #48 | barrel pickle | 14 |
| #664 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #819 | battered Crimbo Crate | 9 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #481 | bindlestocking | 4 |
| #425 | black paisley oyster egg | 12 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #402 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 13 |
| #69 | black striped oyster egg | 45 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #1654 | blood flower | 1 |
| #1773 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #320 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 3 |
| #434 | borg sock monkey | 4 |
| #7455 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #1067 | buckyball | 3 |
| #7 | camouflage T-shirt | 5 |
| #1889 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 2 |
| #1062 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #3830 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1343 | capacitor relay | 4 |
| #1811 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #980 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 9 |
| #662 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #663 | computronic processing unit | 3 |
| #476 | cyborg doll | 3 |
| #840 | cyborg stompin' boot | 3 |
| #1066 | dollhive | 4 |
| #1576 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1764 | fire | 1 |
| #134 | foolscap fool's cap | 32 |
| #234 | gift-a-pult | 2 |
| #1464 | gingerbread bugbear | 11 |
| #1323 | gingerbread horror | 5 |
| #692 | golden ring | 40 |
| #1158 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #656 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 3 |
| #1588 | immense cyborg hand | 3 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1775 | ion grid | 1 |
| #691 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 3 |
| #8 | karma shawarma | 219 |
| #296 | ketchup hound | 16 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #1166 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #722 | logic synthesizer | 12 |
| #79 | long skinny balloon | 128 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1261 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #757 | monomolecular yo-yo | 51 |
| #193 | nanite-infested candy cane | 85 |
| #720 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 7 |
| #1477 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #54 | nasty snuff | 7 |
| #1371 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1228 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #1290 | oversized fish scaler | 4 |
| #328 | personalized birthday cake | 5 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1153 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #68 | pink slime | 13 |
| #654 | polyalloy shield | 6 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #1564 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #688 | quantum polarity inducer | 3 |
| #1795 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 2 |
| #1005 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #1842 | red plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #843 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 2 |
| #68 | rewinged stab bat | 20 |
| #406 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #197 | ridiculously huge sword | 75 |
| #899 | robotronic egg | 31 |
| #1431 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #1443 | rogue swarmer | 41 |
| #1377 | sawblade fragment | 40 |
| #1088 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #15 | smoker's cloak | 3 |
| 🥉 | special clip: boneburners | 484 |
| #4 | special clip: graveburpers | 482 |
| #4 | special clip: splatterers | 493 |
| #4 | special clip: squelchers | 1,458 |
| #4 | special clip: tracers | 1,514 |
| 🥉 | special clip: wailers | 1,519 |
| #1127 | spooky eggnog | 5 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1892 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1219 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1572 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1767 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #1029 | stick | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1931 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #1657 | stuffed gray blob | 6 |
| #1049 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #1090 | teddy borg | 5 |
| 🥈 | the most dangerous bait | 7,180 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #140 | tiny barrel | 4 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #1798 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 4 |
| #1416 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #2776 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #962 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 5 |
| #1160 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 6 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #1784 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 4 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1150 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 4 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1111 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 2 |
| #1811 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 10 |
| #1156 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #1348 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 7 |
| #1303 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 7 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #820 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #1327 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #1499 | tiny plastic Felonia | 3 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #1251 | tiny plastic G Imp | 6 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #935 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 8 |
| #1465 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 5 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #830 | tiny plastic Hellion | 9 |
| #1469 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 5 |
| #785 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #915 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 5 |
| #1221 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 6 |
| #1245 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 6 |
| #1250 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 6 |
| #1236 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 6 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1098 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 2 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 3 |
| #1769 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 4 |
| #1139 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #772 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1440 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 5 |
| #1437 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 5 |
| #91 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #1190 | tiny plastic The Man | 4 |
| #68 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #1470 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 5 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #1427 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 5 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #2626 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #110 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1510 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 5 |
| #1522 | tiny plastic angry goat | 12 |
| #1375 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #1742 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 4 |
| #650 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 11 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #1061 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 17 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #1136 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 16 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #1761 | tiny plastic beanbat | 4 |
| #1361 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1366 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 2 |
| #1277 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 4 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #2493 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 7 |
| #1780 | tiny plastic blooper | 4 |
| #1077 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 7 |
| #1753 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 4 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1345 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1813 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 10 |
| #874 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 20 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #657 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 7 |
| #828 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 9 |
| #1477 | tiny plastic demoninja | 5 |
| #610 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 8 |
| #2159 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #101 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1229 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 6 |
| #825 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 9 |
| #1130 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #1484 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 5 |
| #1210 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 6 |
| #1406 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 13 |
| #1670 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 11 |
| #1833 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 10 |
| #1041 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 7 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2164 | tiny plastic goth giant | 3 |
| #983 | tiny plastic grue | 18 |
| #1229 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 6 |
| #2707 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #1852 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 10 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #1493 | tiny plastic killer bee | 12 |
| #1461 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 5 |
| #2229 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 8 |
| #1636 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 11 |
| #1070 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 7 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny plastic moneybee | 2 |
| #1495 | tiny plastic mosquito | 12 |
| #1337 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1273 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 6 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #2039 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 9 |
| #1022 | tiny plastic sauceror | 5 |
| #2796 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #841 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 6 |
| #102 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #1782 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 4 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #1050 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 7 |
| #2035 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 9 |
| #1782 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 4 |
| #1824 | tiny plastic stab bat | 10 |
| #2514 | tiny plastic star starfish | 7 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2293 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #2147 | tiny plastic taco cat | 3 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1485 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #827 | tiny plastic warwelf | 9 |
| #930 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 8 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic zmobie | 4 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #2527 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #595 | top | 8 |
| #767 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #1558 | toy crazy train | 3 |
| #1104 | toy hoverpad | 6 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #1116 | toy mercenary | 4 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #6 | transdermal smoke patch | 1,021 |
| #2135 | tree-eating kite | 5 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1476 | unstable laser battery | 36 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2320 | vibrating cyborg knife | 2 |
| #673 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #1159 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #320 | witty rapier | 8 |
| #1106 | yellow candy heart | 3 |
| #1584 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #775 | yellow striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |