| #6 | "meat" stick | 3,939 |
| #245 | 1-ball | 23 |
| #250 | 2-ball | 21 |
| #207 | 3-ball | 32 |
| #272 | 4-ball | 20 |
| #303 | 5-ball | 16 |
| #232 | 6-ball | 25 |
| #278 | 7-ball | 20 |
| #279 | 8-ball | 106 |
| #293 | 9-ball | 3 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #541 | BGE merchandise order form | 6 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #30 | CRIMBCO mug | 741 |
| #1937 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #362 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 7 |
| #1726 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
| #751 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2939 | Crimbuck | 4 |
| #611 | Feynman gate | 15 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| 🥈 | Sasq™ watch | 18 |
| #438 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 7 |
| #788 | The Joy of Wassailing | 2 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #2951 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #1374 | astronaut pants | 3 |
| #692 | atomic vector plotter | 3 |
| #1539 | baby killer bee | 2 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #41 | barrel cracker | 17 |
| #51 | barrel gun | 5 |
| #48 | barrel pickle | 14 |
| #664 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #817 | battered Crimbo Crate | 9 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #480 | bindlestocking | 4 |
| #425 | black paisley oyster egg | 12 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #402 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 13 |
| #69 | black striped oyster egg | 45 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #1772 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #321 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 3 |
| #435 | borg sock monkey | 4 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #1067 | buckyball | 3 |
| #8 | camouflage T-shirt | 5 |
| #1888 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 2 |
| #1061 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1343 | capacitor relay | 4 |
| #1810 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #980 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 9 |
| #660 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #663 | computronic processing unit | 3 |
| #477 | cyborg doll | 3 |
| #841 | cyborg stompin' boot | 3 |
| #1065 | dollhive | 4 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1390 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #132 | foolscap fool's cap | 32 |
| #234 | gift-a-pult | 2 |
| #1463 | gingerbread bugbear | 11 |
| #1323 | gingerbread horror | 5 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #1159 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #657 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 3 |
| #1591 | immense cyborg hand | 3 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #692 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 3 |
| #9 | karma shawarma | 219 |
| #297 | ketchup hound | 16 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #1166 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #723 | logic synthesizer | 12 |
| #79 | long skinny balloon | 128 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1260 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #756 | monomolecular yo-yo | 51 |
| #193 | nanite-infested candy cane | 85 |
| #720 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 7 |
| #1476 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #50 | nasty snuff | 7 |
| #1371 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1229 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #1291 | oversized fish scaler | 4 |
| #327 | personalized birthday cake | 5 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1155 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #68 | pink slime | 13 |
| #655 | polyalloy shield | 6 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #1561 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #689 | quantum polarity inducer | 3 |
| #1795 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 2 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #1841 | red plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #844 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 2 |
| #68 | rewinged stab bat | 20 |
| #407 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #197 | ridiculously huge sword | 75 |
| #897 | robotronic egg | 31 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #1444 | rogue swarmer | 41 |
| #1377 | sawblade fragment | 40 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #15 | smoker's cloak | 3 |
| 🥈 | special clip: boneburners | 484 |
| 🥉 | special clip: graveburpers | 482 |
| 🥉 | special clip: splatterers | 493 |
| 🥉 | special clip: squelchers | 1,458 |
| 🥉 | special clip: tracers | 1,514 |
| 🥈 | special clip: wailers | 1,519 |
| #1127 | spooky eggnog | 5 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1890 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1219 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1768 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #1026 | stick | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #1658 | stuffed gray blob | 6 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #1090 | teddy borg | 5 |
| 🥈 | the most dangerous bait | 7,180 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #138 | tiny barrel | 4 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #1798 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 4 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #2772 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #961 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 5 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 6 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #1782 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 4 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 4 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1104 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 2 |
| #1809 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 10 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 7 |
| #1302 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 7 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #800 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #1497 | tiny plastic Felonia | 3 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #1248 | tiny plastic G Imp | 6 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #935 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 8 |
| #1461 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 5 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #826 | tiny plastic Hellion | 9 |
| #1467 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 5 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #914 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 5 |
| #1220 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 6 |
| #1243 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 6 |
| #1249 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 6 |
| #1235 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 6 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1089 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 2 |
| #2117 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 3 |
| #1765 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 4 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1436 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 5 |
| #1433 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 5 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #1187 | tiny plastic The Man | 4 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #1469 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 5 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #1424 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 5 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1508 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 5 |
| #1517 | tiny plastic angry goat | 12 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #1740 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 4 |
| #650 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 11 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 17 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #1131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 16 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #1760 | tiny plastic beanbat | 4 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1116 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 2 |
| #1275 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 4 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #2483 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 7 |
| #1778 | tiny plastic blooper | 4 |
| #1072 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 7 |
| #1753 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 4 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 10 |
| #873 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 20 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #656 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 7 |
| #827 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 9 |
| #1474 | tiny plastic demoninja | 5 |
| #608 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 8 |
| #2156 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1228 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 6 |
| #825 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 9 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #1481 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 5 |
| #1210 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 6 |
| #1401 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 13 |
| #1666 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 11 |
| #1829 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 10 |
| #1039 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 7 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic goth giant | 3 |
| #979 | tiny plastic grue | 18 |
| #1227 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 6 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #1848 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 10 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #1492 | tiny plastic killer bee | 12 |
| #1459 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 5 |
| #2225 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 8 |
| #1631 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 11 |
| #1068 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 7 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #1117 | tiny plastic moneybee | 2 |
| #1492 | tiny plastic mosquito | 12 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1271 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 6 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #2033 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 9 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic sauceror | 5 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #839 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 6 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #1778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 4 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #1043 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 7 |
| #2030 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 9 |
| #1774 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 4 |
| #1822 | tiny plastic stab bat | 10 |
| #2508 | tiny plastic star starfish | 7 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2290 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #2143 | tiny plastic taco cat | 3 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1479 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #824 | tiny plastic warwelf | 9 |
| #928 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 8 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic zmobie | 4 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #593 | top | 8 |
| #768 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #1556 | toy crazy train | 3 |
| #1105 | toy hoverpad | 6 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #1117 | toy mercenary | 4 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #7 | transdermal smoke patch | 1,021 |
| #2135 | tree-eating kite | 5 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1477 | unstable laser battery | 36 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2323 | vibrating cyborg knife | 2 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #1163 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #321 | witty rapier | 8 |
| #1108 | yellow candy heart | 3 |
| #1583 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #775 | yellow striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |