| #1323 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #1075 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 11 |
| #1257 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1480 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 5 |
| #751 | Drowsy Sword | 22 |
| #1102 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #700 | Elder Turtle Shell | 4 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #892 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #1288 | Iron Beta of Industry | 2 |
| #1134 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 22 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #1573 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #1229 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 4 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #661 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 5 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #330 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 10 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1319 | badass belt | 42 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #633 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #706 | club necklace | 10 |
| #124 | das boot | 1 |
| #1105 | delicious salad | 11 |
| #1363 | diamond necklace | 5 |
| #1576 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1034 | easter egg balloon | 24 |
| #1116 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 4 |
| #598 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 37 |
| #173 | filthy lucre | 166 |
| #821 | flavored foot massage oil | 1 |
| #3221 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #240 | gearbox necklace | 4 |
| #1336 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #2348 | grue egg | 9 |
| #465 | grue egg omelette | 4 |
| #1659 | handful of confetti | 22 |
| #1071 | heart necklace | 7 |
| #1045 | hobo nickel | 22 |
| #977 | irradiated candy cane | 5 |
| #3704 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #712 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 7 |
| #909 | obsidian dagger | 19 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #189 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #1205 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #132 | pirate fledges | 1 |
| #214 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #329 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #107 | plexiglass pinky ring | 2 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #90 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 2 |
| #327 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 2 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #907 | pulsing flesh | 4 |
| #594 | radium-flavored potato chips | 48 |
| #1450 | rigid carapace | 2 |
| #139 | roll of toilet paper | 795 |
| #511 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 14 |
| #986 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 8 |
| #861 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 9 |
| #1730 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 4 |
| #750 | rusty chain necklace | 2 |
| #1269 | sandwich of the gods | 4 |
| #1034 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #620 | silver shrimp fork | 2 |
| #938 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #341 | spade necklace | 18 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #187 | spark plug earring | 5 |
| #1323 | spectre scepter | 21 |
| #761 | stainless steel shillelagh | 6 |
| #1584 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #1049 | stainless steel slacks | 4 |
| #1861 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #839 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 55 |
| #1214 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 41 |
| #1473 | stuffed angry cow | 34 |
| #1456 | stuffed astral badger | 36 |
| #1067 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 48 |
| #1245 | stuffed cocoabo | 39 |
| #1616 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 32 |
| #1168 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 44 |
| #1023 | stuffed hand turkey | 49 |
| #1122 | stuffed mind flayer | 46 |
| #976 | stuffed scary death orb | 51 |
| #1252 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 16 |
| #1019 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 49 |
| #1051 | stuffed snowy owl | 46 |
| #1042 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 49 |
| #1277 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 39 |
| #1361 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 38 |
| #1710 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1260 | twitching claw | 3 |
| #1821 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #565 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 43 |
| #256 | woven baling wire bracelets | 4 |
| #845 | wrench bracelet | 2 |
| #583 | yellow glowstick | 2 |