| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #1074 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 11 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #660 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 5 |
| #750 | Drowsy Sword | 22 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #697 | Elder Turtle Shell | 4 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #888 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #1283 | Iron Beta of Industry | 2 |
| #1132 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 22 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #1226 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 4 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #660 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 5 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #331 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 10 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1320 | badass belt | 42 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #633 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #707 | club necklace | 10 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #1107 | delicious salad | 11 |
| #1363 | diamond necklace | 5 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1034 | easter egg balloon | 24 |
| #1114 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 4 |
| #596 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 37 |
| #171 | filthy lucre | 166 |
| #821 | flavored foot massage oil | 1 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #238 | gearbox necklace | 4 |
| #1335 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #2346 | grue egg | 9 |
| #467 | grue egg omelette | 4 |
| #1652 | handful of confetti | 22 |
| #1068 | heart necklace | 7 |
| #1043 | hobo nickel | 22 |
| #977 | irradiated candy cane | 5 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #711 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 7 |
| #911 | obsidian dagger | 19 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #1206 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #133 | pirate fledges | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #106 | plexiglass pinky ring | 2 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #90 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 2 |
| #327 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 2 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #908 | pulsing flesh | 4 |
| #588 | radium-flavored potato chips | 48 |
| #1451 | rigid carapace | 2 |
| #139 | roll of toilet paper | 795 |
| #509 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 14 |
| #985 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 8 |
| #859 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 9 |
| #1722 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 4 |
| #747 | rusty chain necklace | 2 |
| #1268 | sandwich of the gods | 4 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #619 | silver shrimp fork | 2 |
| #939 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #340 | spade necklace | 18 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #186 | spark plug earring | 5 |
| #1317 | spectre scepter | 21 |
| #760 | stainless steel shillelagh | 6 |
| #1582 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #1051 | stainless steel slacks | 4 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #831 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 55 |
| #1209 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 41 |
| #1468 | stuffed angry cow | 34 |
| #1452 | stuffed astral badger | 36 |
| #1062 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 48 |
| #1242 | stuffed cocoabo | 39 |
| #1612 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 32 |
| #1164 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 44 |
| #1016 | stuffed hand turkey | 49 |
| #1114 | stuffed mind flayer | 46 |
| #974 | stuffed scary death orb | 51 |
| #1251 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 16 |
| #1015 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 49 |
| #1044 | stuffed snowy owl | 46 |
| #1040 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 49 |
| #1272 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 39 |
| #1356 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 38 |
| #1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1261 | twitching claw | 3 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #560 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 43 |
| #255 | woven baling wire bracelets | 4 |
| #845 | wrench bracelet | 2 |
| #583 | yellow glowstick | 2 |