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| #851 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
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| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
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| #85 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| 🥉 | sealskin drum | 1 |
| #279 | sensitive poetry journal | 1 |
| #336 | sleazy bindle | 2 |
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| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
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| #570 | stainless steel suspenders | 7 |
| #287 | star shirt | 1 |
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| #83 | stuffed Hodgman | 3 |
| #2137 | stuffed Meat | 10 |
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| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #391 | tasty tart | 3 |
| #536 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2780 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2755 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #2743 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #2809 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #4856 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #2749 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #1839 | towel | 1 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #183 | tuxedo shirt | 1 |
| #1650 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #668 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #602 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #587 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #177 | yak anorak | 1 |