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| #193 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 5 |
| #104 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 2 |
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| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #39 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 3 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
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| #129 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 19 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #1737 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #692 | Bulky Buddy Box | 4 |
| #907 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 4 |
| #915 | Crimbo candied pecan | 7 |
| #810 | Crimbo fudge | 10 |
| #920 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 7 |
| #97 | Crimbo ukulele | 2 |
| #351 | Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #858 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 2 |
| #165 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 5 |
| #356 | Kissin' Cousins | 3 |
| #253 | Lars the Cyberian | 2 |
| #1062 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #147 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
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| #162 | Schrödinger's thermos | 166 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #69 | Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire | 1 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #626 | Summer Nights | 2 |
| #556 | Supernova Champagne | 3 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #256 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 5 |
| #127 | Tiki lighter | 3 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #296 | Uncle Romulus | 4 |
| #13 | Underworld truncheon | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #589 | Workytime Tea | 2 |
| #282 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 7 |
| #264 | abandoned candy | 2 |
| #294 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 17 |
| #2609 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
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| #251 | antique painting of a landscape | 3 |
| #608 | antique record album | 3 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #1923 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #631 | balaclava baklava | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
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| #35 | banana cream pie | 19 |
| #50 | banana daiquiri | 10 |
| #139 | banana smoothie | 6 |
| #66 | banana spritzer | 5 |
| #664 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #668 | black forest cake | 1 |
| #316 | black snowcone | 11 |
| #3304 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #621 | blood flower | 10 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #383 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 3 |
| #95 | bottled green pixie | 1 |
| #75 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 20 |
| #3022 | box of sunshine | 28 |
| #110 | bucket of honey | 30 |
| #97 | bunch of bananas | 58 |
| #67 | bungle in the jungle | 24 |
| #273 | can of Binarrrca | 38 |
| #395 | candy cane | 96 |
| #1062 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #1468 | candy knuckles | 2 |
| #552 | candy stake | 11 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #79 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 20 |
| #660 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #169 | colorful plastic ball | 315 |
| #717 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| #222 | crazy little Turkish delight | 83 |
| #599 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #1685 | delicious salad | 2 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #656 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #111 | dragon snaps | 26 |
| #982 | elven limbos gingerbread | 10 |
| #650 | elven cellocello | 27 |
| #261 | elven suicide capsule | 40 |
| #796 | evil teddy bear | 14 |
| #513 | fake plastic grass | 3 |
| #263 | fancy dress ball | 55 |
| #601 | fire | 9 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #469 | flashing novelty button | 3 |
| #3215 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #239 | ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #99 | giant book of ancient carols | 1 |
| #242 | gingerbread bugbear | 104 |
| #420 | gingerbread horror | 13 |
| #309 | gingerbread house | 2 |
| #540 | green glowstick | 3 |
| #170 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 8 |
| #3136 | grue egg | 5 |
| #246 | guano coffee cup | 10 |
| #981 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #3707 | handful of confetti | 4 |
| #1994 | heart necklace | 3 |
| #307 | heart-shaped balloon | 30 |
| #483 | jar of swamp gas | 86 |
| #1071 | jawbruiser | 3 |
| #105 | king cookie | 2 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #276 | licorice garrote | 7 |
| #26 | lifeless meat doll | 5 |
| #11 | line | 14,082 |
| #510 | live wire | 2 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #54 | misfit dolly | 2 |
| #21 | monkey wrench | 356 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #200 | mummy costume | 37 |
| #75 | mysterious chest | 1 |
| #869 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 6 |
| #80 | naughty origami kit | 1 |
| #104 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
| #239 | orange glowstick | 9 |
| #319 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 3 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #309 | penguin focaccia bread | 36 |
| #169 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #388 | pink glowstick | 6 |
| #289 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 3 |
| #513 | pixellated candy heart | 25 |
| #368 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #128 | powdered donut | 21 |
| #243 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #159 | pumpkin | 3 |
| #277 | pumpkinhead mask | 28 |
| #297 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 4 |
| #689 | quantum polarity inducer | 3 |
| #843 | quantum taco | 1 |
| #249 | radio button candy | 4 |
| #312 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 28 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #213 | [2108]rock | 19 |
| #73 | rook cookie | 1 |
| #2410 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #318 | sinister altar fragment | 1 |
| #437 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 4 |
| #46 | snowball | 59 |
| #246 | spooky bark | 72 |
| #437 | spooky sap | 19 |
| #65 | squamous polyp | 1 |
| #350 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #5 | star | 26,190 |
| #121 | star chart | 171 |
| #129 | stick | 20 |
| #884 | stick-on-a-string | 3 |
| #331 | string of Crimbo lights | 2 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #571 | stuffed alien blob | 11 |
| #51 | stuffed bandersnatch | 6 |
| #57 | stuffed carpenter | 5 |
| #69 | stuffed caterpillar | 3 |
| #89 | stuffed dodo | 3 |
| #3199 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #117 | stuffed pocketwatch | 2 |
| #76 | stuffed walrus | 4 |
| #78 | thought balloon | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #102 | tiny bust of Pallas | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #1257 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 6 |
| #2771 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #1174 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 4 |
| #1545 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 3 |
| #1477 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 5 |
| #942 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 5 |
| #1491 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 3 |
| #1983 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 9 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #1511 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 6 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #290 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 2 |
| #357 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 4 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1497 | tiny plastic Felonia | 3 |
| #2166 | tiny plastic G Imp | 3 |
| #2802 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1065 | tiny plastic Hellion | 7 |
| #941 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 8 |
| #1146 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 4 |
| #2779 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 4 |
| #2137 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 3 |
| #521 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 3 |
| #1026 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 7 |
| #1743 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 4 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #1225 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 6 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #608 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 3 |
| #2855 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #2189 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 3 |
| #2159 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 3 |
| #1240 | tiny plastic astronomer | 6 |
| #2242 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 8 |
| #1829 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 10 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #1809 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 10 |
| #1777 | tiny plastic blooper | 4 |
| #2212 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 3 |
| #1447 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 5 |
| #2851 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 6 |
| #2463 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 7 |
| #941 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 8 |
| #2797 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 3 |
| #1785 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 4 |
| #1787 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 4 |
| #1710 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 4 |
| #1143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 16 |
| #2244 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 8 |
| #2018 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 9 |
| #1708 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 4 |
| #636 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 3 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #1523 | tiny plastic grue | 12 |
| #2108 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 3 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #121 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 123 |
| #2806 | tiny plastic killer bee | 6 |
| #2178 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 3 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #1814 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 10 |
| #2005 | tiny plastic mosquito | 9 |
| #2151 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 3 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #2490 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 7 |
| #2173 | tiny plastic scary clown | 3 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1448 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 5 |
| #822 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 2 |
| #1241 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 6 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #1420 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 13 |
| #1774 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 4 |
| #2013 | tiny plastic stab bat | 9 |
| #1817 | tiny plastic star starfish | 10 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #1148 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 8 |
| #844 | tiny plastic taco cat | 9 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1765 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #2121 | tiny plastic warwelf | 3 |
| #1721 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 4 |
| #1473 | tiny plastic zmobie | 5 |
| #322 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 5 |
| #820 | toothsome rock | 11 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #254 | tropical paperweight | 2 |
| #101 | tropical wrapping paper | 7 |
| #16 | tulip | 200 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #441 | wang | 2 |
| #23 | wax lips | 1 |
| #740 | white chocolate chip cookies | 1 |
| #274 | wolfman mask | 27 |
| #1451 | zombie pineal gland | 2 |