| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #58 | 1-ball | 162 |
| #57 | 2-ball | 164 |
| #59 | 3-ball | 170 |
| #57 | 4-ball | 176 |
| #47 | 5-ball | 181 |
| #56 | 6-ball | 170 |
| #58 | 7-ball | 185 |
| #76 | 8-ball | 752 |
| #163 | 9-ball | 8 |
| #11 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 16 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #22 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 17 |
| #151 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 16 |
| #14 | Dinsey Maintenance Manual | 1 |
| #33 | Dinsey Whinskey | 1 |
| #22 | Dinsey face paint | 1 |
| #31 | Dinsey food-cone | 1 |
| #8 | Dinsey tattoo kit | 1 |
| #94 | Green Clover of Justice | 17 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #470 | Iron Beta of Industry | 16 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| 🥉 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 16 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #116 | Mylar balloon | 2 |
| #399 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 16 |
| #119 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 17 |
| #37 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 17 |
| #55 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 17 |
| #7 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 16 |
| #283 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #168 | Rainbow's Gravity | 1 |
| #11 | Red Balloon of Valor | 16 |
| #15 | Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill | 1 |
| #651 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 6 |
| #90 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 6 |
| #256 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 5 |
| #778 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 3 |
| #217 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 7 |
| #470 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 3 |
| #122 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 8 |
| #214 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #341 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 2 |
| #178 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 4 |
| #378 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 12 |
| #771 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 6 |
| #395 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 7 |
| #506 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 9 |
| #186 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 2 |
| #118 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 5 |
| #31 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 8 |
| #148 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 5 |
| #648 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 6 |
| #277 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 5 |
| #271 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 18 |
| #737 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 6 |
| #17 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 6 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #509 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 3 |
| #19 | Trash, a Memoir | 1 |
| #19 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 16 |
| #1912 | Valentine | 3 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #151 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 17 |
| #57 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 16 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| #679 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #13 | begpwnia | 1,000 |
| #125 | blue velvet cake | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #3449 | box of sunshine | 20 |
| #437 | brine | 45 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #95 | congratulatory cake | 1 |
| #47 | cube of billiard chalk | 10 |
| #648 | daisy | 2 |
| #819 | dill | 37 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #145 | exotic orchid | 1 |
| #776 | ghost cucumber | 53 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #14 | half-orchid | 1,000 |
| #125 | handful of confetti | 217 |
| #36 | handful of hand chalk | 2,087 |
| #12 | hazmat helmet | 1 |
| #1045 | heart-shaped balloon | 2 |
| #14 | lesser grodulated violet | 1,800 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #500 | mugcake | 2 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #523 | personalized birthday cake | 3 |
| #25 | pool cue | 372 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
| #15 | stinky fannypack | 1 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #195 | stuffed dodecapede | 35 |
| #374 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #133 | stuffed stab bat | 2 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #148 | thought balloon | 1 |
| #91 | three-tiered wedding cake | 10 |
| #11 | tin magnolia | 1,806 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 4 |
| #1511 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 3 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 3 |
| #1508 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #1493 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 3 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #6226 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #820 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #2055 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #1752 | tiny plastic G Imp | 4 |
| #174 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #1254 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 6 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #1469 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 5 |
| #785 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #1491 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 3 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #1250 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 6 |
| #1453 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 5 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1447 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 5 |
| #1769 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 4 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2121 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 3 |
| #2744 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #91 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #1191 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 4 |
| #1520 | tiny plastic The Man | 3 |
| #68 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #2150 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #2158 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 3 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #110 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2204 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 3 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #1742 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 4 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #1070 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 7 |
| #2138 | tiny plastic astronomer | 3 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #2791 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #1780 | tiny plastic blooper | 4 |
| #2850 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #1502 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 3 |
| #2188 | tiny plastic demoninja | 3 |
| #2801 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #101 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #1069 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 7 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #6180 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #6155 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 3 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2164 | tiny plastic goth giant | 3 |
| #2112 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 3 |
| #2707 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #4853 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #6075 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #1741 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 4 |
| #1757 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 4 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #6132 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #1464 | tiny plastic scary clown | 5 |
| #102 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #2783 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #1735 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 4 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #1464 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 5 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #1243 | tiny plastic taco cat | 6 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1727 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 4 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2751 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #1447 | tiny plastic warwelf | 5 |
| #2700 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #55 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #16 | upsy daisy | 1,836 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #727 | vinegar | 49 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |