| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #2706 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #501 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 2 |
| #102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #125 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 20 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #98 | El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #276 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #8 | Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #130 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #64 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #24 | Hodgman's whackin' stick | 1 |
| #502 | Iron Beta of Industry | 14 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #162 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 10 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #1044 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 5 |
| #92 | Mr. Accessory Jr. | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #86 | Nose Ring of Putrescence | 1 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #412 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 5 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #805 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 9 |
| #5 | Spooky Putty sheet | 1 |
| #6 | Staff of the Deepest Freeze | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #592 | Tales from the Fireside | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #72 | Unspeakable Earring | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #743 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 4 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #133 | a little sump'm sump'm | 30 |
| #138 | aerated diving helmet | 1 |
| #1007 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 6 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #281 | ant rake | 1 |
| #1227 | astronaut pants | 4 |
| #875 | badass belt | 61 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #244 | battered Crimbo Crate | 51 |
| #224 | battered hubcap | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #522 | bit of clingfilm | 8 |
| #256 | black spot | 3 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #459 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #544 | bottle opener belt buckle | 1 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #381 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 3 |
| #50 | bungle in the jungle | 30 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #476 | canteen of wine | 57 |
| #361 | cheap elven gloves | 12 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #596 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 2 |
| #809 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #258 | chunk of rock salt | 10 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #50 | cold hi mein | 30 |
| #570 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #138 | cracker | 1 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #41 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #32 | dead guy's memento | 1 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1650 | duct tape | 6 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #227 | duct tape wallet | 2 |
| #1125 | dusty Crimbo crate | 4 |
| #1358 | elven limbos gingerbread | 4 |
| #631 | elven moonshine | 15 |
| #349 | elven socks | 13 |
| #654 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 10 |
| #886 | evil teddy bear | 12 |
| #513 | fake plastic grass | 3 |
| #3307 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 3 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #388 | festive holiday hat | 11 |
| #404 | filthy lucre | 96 |
| #241 | fire | 24 |
| #10 | flaming pink shirt | 1 |
| #206 | flashing novelty button | 5 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #381 | gator skin | 11 |
| #1745 | gingerbread horror | 4 |
| #938 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 5 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #675 | gray bow tie | 9 |
| #83 | green glowstick | 13 |
| #964 | handful of confetti | 43 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #1008 | hobo nickel | 30 |
| #27 | hobo stogie | 1 |
| #11 | ice pick | 1 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #977 | irradiated candy cane | 5 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1109 | knuckle sandwich | 8 |
| 🥉 | left-handed melodica | 1 |
| #38 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 3 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| 🥉 | makeshift castanets | 1 |
| 🥉 | marinara jug | 1 |
| #152 | monster bait | 1 |
| #2619 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #1476 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #2852 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #146 | octopus's spade | 1 |
| #2437 | oozenog | 1 |
| #45 | orange glowstick | 19 |
| #434 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #523 | oriole-feather headdress | 2 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #238 | palm-frond cloak | 1 |
| #581 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #959 | patent leather shoes | 4 |
| #670 | penguin thesaurus | 10 |
| 🥈 | pile of smoking rags | 1 |
| #286 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #159 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #209 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #96 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #147 | plexiglass pith helmet | 2 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #1278 | portable corkscrew | 2 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #734 | pulsing flesh | 5 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1451 | rigid carapace | 2 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #234 | ring of fire resistance | 2 |
| #25 | rope with some soap on it | 1 |
| #234 | rusty chain necklace | 13 |
| #743 | sandwich of the gods | 10 |
| #328 | sawblade shield | 9 |
| #211 | sewer nuggets | 128 |
| #100 | six-rainbow shield | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #669 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #1485 | spooky eggnog | 4 |
| #676 | stainless steel scarf | 5 |
| #536 | stainless steel shillelagh | 8 |
| #310 | stainless steel skullcap | 9 |
| #267 | stainless steel slacks | 11 |
| #772 | stainless steel solitaire | 4 |
| #570 | stainless steel suspenders | 7 |
| #1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1225 | sunken chest | 1 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #34 | sushi-rolling mat | 1 |
| #468 | tattered paper crown | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #96 | tiny nose-bone fetish | 1 |
| #2177 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 3 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #2092 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #2064 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #6213 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #1756 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 4 |
| #1767 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 4 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 3 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 3 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2757 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2856 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #2189 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 3 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1760 | tiny plastic beanbat | 4 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #6175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1752 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 4 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 3 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #1711 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 4 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #3949 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 4 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #2108 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 3 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #1757 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 4 |
| #6151 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 4 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #2778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #1717 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 4 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #131 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| #1739 | tiny plastic taco cat | 4 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #2104 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 3 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1051 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #121 | tomato juice of powerful power | 30 |
| #925 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #273 | toothsome rock | 40 |
| #730 | toy crazy train | 11 |
| #1141 | toy space helmet | 5 |
| #2301 | tree-eating kite | 4 |
| #455 | twitching claw | 10 |
| #280 | unstable DNA | 189 |
| #356 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 31 |
| 🥈 | washboard shield | 1 |
| #468 | woven baling wire bracelets | 2 |
| #327 | wrench bracelet | 10 |
| #1146 | yo | 6 |