| #1437 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1455 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2244 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #1323 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #587 | Blatantly Canadian | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #2316 | CRIMBCO scrip | 1 |
| #2425 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2424 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #3598 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #1538 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1415 | Dolphin King's crown | 2 |
| #893 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 3 |
| #494 | El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #214 | Frogade | 1 |
| #1145 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #3015 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 3 |
| #618 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 21 |
| #1134 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #472 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #700 | SPF 451 lip balm | 2 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| #771 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
| #730 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #895 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #496 | antique packet of ketchup | 1 |
| #946 | antique spear | 1 |
| #1079 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #5462 | badass belt | 4 |
| #1292 | bag of airline peanuts | 10 |
| #367 | bag of lard | 3 |
| #430 | balaclava | 1 |
| #1029 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #1798 | barrrnacle | 2 |
| #1660 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #539 | black candy heart | 10 |
| #510 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #813 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #739 | black-and-blue light | 10 |
| #738 | blue plasma ball | 10 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #458 | bottle of Vangoghbitussin | 1 |
| #680 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #332 | bottle of ultravitamins | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #2152 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #2000 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1853 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #3829 | candy stake | 1 |
| #710 | cheap studded belt | 5 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1753 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1441 | clown hammer | 5 |
| #2494 | club necklace | 2 |
| #1822 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1818 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1811 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #168 | cranberry cordial | 1 |
| #536 | cymbal syrup | 5 |
| #1205 | defective skull | 5 |
| #851 | diamond-studded cane | 2 |
| #532 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #263 | divine blowout | 50 |
| #273 | divine can of silly string | 50 |
| #266 | divine noisemaker | 50 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #656 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #1576 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #2080 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #1910 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #931 | encoder ring | 5 |
| #1449 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 5 |
| #1016 | eye of newt | 1 |
| #190 | eyedrops of newt | 1 |
| #1575 | fake fake vomit | 5 |
| #1408 | fake hand | 5 |
| #1881 | fancy chocolate car | 1 |
| #1426 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #1174 | festive sausage | 1 |
| #609 | fish-liver oil | 1 |
| #729 | flavored foot massage oil | 5 |
| #817 | foam dart | 1 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #608 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #21 | glob of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #524 | green candy heart | 20 |
| #54 | grouper fangirl | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #3719 | handful of confetti | 4 |
| #211 | handful of drink tickets | 1 |
| #1282 | handful of hand chalk | 1 |
| #626 | handful of moss | 1 |
| #407 | handful of nuts and berries | 1 |
| #453 | handful of pine needles | 1 |
| #899 | handful of sand | 1 |
| #631 | handful of sawdust | 1 |
| #462 | handful of walnuts | 1 |
| #143 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| #1680 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #1882 | herringcello | 1 |
| #867 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #734 | jawbruiser | 4 |
| #1437 | jazz soap | 5 |
| #1283 | joybuzzer | 10 |
| #536 | lavender candy heart | 21 |
| #456 | leaflet | 1 |
| #1830 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #342 | long-stemmed rose | 4 |
| #377 | los chinos | 1 |
| #132 | love song of disturbing obsession | 60 |
| #120 | love song of icy revenge | 60 |
| #142 | love song of naughty innuendo | 60 |
| #133 | love song of smoldering passion | 60 |
| #126 | love song of sugary cuteness | 60 |
| #136 | love song of vague ambiguity | 60 |
| #1690 | mafia aria | 3 |
| #1505 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 5 |
| #195 | makeshift crane | 1 |
| #382 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #834 | maple syrup | 1 |
| #610 | marshmallow | 10 |
| #335 | milk of magnesium | 1 |
| #303 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #585 | mood ring | 5 |
| #646 | mother's little helper | 1 |
| #740 | mummy costume | 6 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #2848 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #609 | orange candy heart | 22 |
| #935 | pants of the Slug Lord | 3 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #806 | party hat | 1 |
| #1811 | penguin focaccia bread | 1 |
| #530 | personal massager | 14 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #983 | personalized coffee mug | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1323 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 5 |
| #1502 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 5 |
| #838 | petrified wood | 3 |
| #9 | piece of after eight | 297 |
| #558 | pink candy heart | 20 |
| #636 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1230 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #804 | pool cue | 3 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #389 | potion of temporary gr8ness | 1 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #694 | poutine | 1 |
| #263 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #843 | pumpkinhead mask | 5 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1730 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #144 | recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #313 | ribbon candy | 2 |
| #3636 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1291 | rubber emo roe | 11 |
| #190 | salamander slurry | 1 |
| #981 | salamander spleen | 1 |
| #202 | scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker | 40 |
| #234 | scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker | 40 |
| #256 | scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker | 40 |
| #223 | scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker | 40 |
| #221 | scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker | 40 |
| #312 | shaving cream | 1 |
| #2330 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #747 | solid gold pegleg | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2772 | spectre scepter | 4 |
| #1069 | spooky bark | 1 |
| #979 | spooky bicycle chain | 2 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #562 | spooky eyeliner | 5 |
| #767 | spooky lipstick | 4 |
| #937 | spooky sap | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1131 | squashed frog | 1 |
| #943 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #713 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 5 |
| #599 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #6938 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #3113 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #7776 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #8975 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #7028 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7694 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #1873 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #5809 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 5 |
| #7822 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #5293 | stuffed hand turkey | 6 |
| #1966 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #5307 | stuffed mind flayer | 6 |
| #7885 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #8963 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #5159 | stuffed snowy owl | 6 |
| #6999 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6928 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7017 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #1710 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #1592 | teddy borg | 2 |
| #21 | ten-leaf clover | 2,951 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #2807 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #441 | tomato juice of powerful power | 1 |
| #2526 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #1782 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #248 | tube of hair oil | 1 |
| #553 | white candy heart | 24 |
| #1557 | whoopie cushion | 5 |
| #1556 | wind-up chattering teeth | 6 |
| #905 | wolfman mask | 3 |
| #364 | wooden axe | 1 |
| #1157 | x-ray specs | 5 |
| #669 | yellow candy heart | 21 |
| #1328 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #1619 | yellow snowcone | 5 |