| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1424 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1452 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1471 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1432 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1422 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1484 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2242 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #586 | Blatantly Canadian | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #2317 | CRIMBCO scrip | 1 |
| #2422 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #3593 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1416 | Dolphin King's crown | 2 |
| #894 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 3 |
| #493 | El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #214 | Frogade | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #3013 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 3 |
| #619 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 21 |
| #1133 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #699 | SPF 451 lip balm | 2 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #3684 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #894 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #498 | antique packet of ketchup | 1 |
| #947 | antique spear | 1 |
| #1078 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #5465 | badass belt | 4 |
| #1293 | bag of airline peanuts | 10 |
| #367 | bag of lard | 3 |
| #429 | balaclava | 1 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #1792 | barrrnacle | 2 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #540 | black candy heart | 10 |
| #510 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #812 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #740 | black-and-blue light | 10 |
| #737 | blue plasma ball | 10 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #458 | bottle of Vangoghbitussin | 1 |
| #681 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #332 | bottle of ultravitamins | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2873 | candied yams | 1 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #2000 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1855 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #708 | cheap studded belt | 5 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1442 | clown hammer | 5 |
| #2492 | club necklace | 2 |
| #1819 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1816 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1809 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #167 | cranberry cordial | 1 |
| #537 | cymbal syrup | 5 |
| #1208 | defective skull | 5 |
| #850 | diamond-studded cane | 2 |
| #531 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #262 | divine blowout | 50 |
| #271 | divine can of silly string | 50 |
| #265 | divine noisemaker | 50 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #656 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #2077 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #1910 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #933 | encoder ring | 5 |
| #1451 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 5 |
| #1017 | eye of newt | 1 |
| #190 | eyedrops of newt | 1 |
| #1578 | fake fake vomit | 5 |
| #1409 | fake hand | 5 |
| #1881 | fancy chocolate car | 1 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #1176 | festive sausage | 1 |
| #609 | fish-liver oil | 1 |
| #729 | flavored foot massage oil | 5 |
| #816 | foam dart | 1 |
| #4729 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #21 | glob of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #525 | green candy heart | 20 |
| #53 | grouper fangirl | 1 |
| #1226 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #3707 | handful of confetti | 4 |
| #210 | handful of drink tickets | 1 |
| #1279 | handful of hand chalk | 1 |
| #626 | handful of moss | 1 |
| #407 | handful of nuts and berries | 1 |
| #451 | handful of pine needles | 1 |
| #901 | handful of sand | 1 |
| #629 | handful of sawdust | 1 |
| #459 | handful of walnuts | 1 |
| #143 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| #1673 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #2512 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #1879 | herringcello | 1 |
| #867 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #734 | jawbruiser | 4 |
| #1438 | jazz soap | 5 |
| #1284 | joybuzzer | 10 |
| #536 | lavender candy heart | 21 |
| #455 | leaflet | 1 |
| #1828 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #342 | long-stemmed rose | 4 |
| #376 | los chinos | 1 |
| #132 | love song of disturbing obsession | 60 |
| #120 | love song of icy revenge | 60 |
| #142 | love song of naughty innuendo | 60 |
| #133 | love song of smoldering passion | 60 |
| #126 | love song of sugary cuteness | 60 |
| #136 | love song of vague ambiguity | 60 |
| #1690 | mafia aria | 3 |
| #1507 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 5 |
| #193 | makeshift crane | 1 |
| #381 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #833 | maple syrup | 1 |
| #609 | marshmallow | 10 |
| #334 | milk of magnesium | 1 |
| #302 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #587 | mood ring | 5 |
| #645 | mother's little helper | 1 |
| #740 | mummy costume | 6 |
| #3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #2852 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #610 | orange candy heart | 22 |
| #935 | pants of the Slug Lord | 3 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #808 | party hat | 1 |
| #1811 | penguin focaccia bread | 1 |
| #530 | personal massager | 14 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #985 | personalized coffee mug | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1325 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 5 |
| #1504 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 5 |
| #839 | petrified wood | 3 |
| #8 | piece of after eight | 297 |
| #559 | pink candy heart | 20 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1231 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #802 | pool cue | 3 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #391 | potion of temporary gr8ness | 1 |
| #810 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #692 | poutine | 1 |
| #262 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #843 | pumpkinhead mask | 5 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #144 | recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #312 | ribbon candy | 2 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1289 | rubber emo roe | 11 |
| #189 | salamander slurry | 1 |
| #981 | salamander spleen | 1 |
| #203 | scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker | 40 |
| #235 | scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker | 40 |
| #257 | scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker | 40 |
| #224 | scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker | 40 |
| #222 | scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker | 40 |
| #312 | shaving cream | 1 |
| #2327 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #746 | solid gold pegleg | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2770 | spectre scepter | 4 |
| #1072 | spooky bark | 1 |
| #978 | spooky bicycle chain | 2 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #562 | spooky eyeliner | 5 |
| #767 | spooky lipstick | 4 |
| #938 | spooky sap | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1130 | squashed frog | 1 |
| #945 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #713 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 5 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #6928 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #3095 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #7761 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #8962 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #7017 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7680 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #1867 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #5801 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 5 |
| #7811 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #5281 | stuffed hand turkey | 6 |
| #1960 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #5295 | stuffed mind flayer | 6 |
| #7879 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #5150 | stuffed snowy owl | 6 |
| #6985 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6914 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7007 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #1591 | teddy borg | 2 |
| #21 | ten-leaf clover | 2,951 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #442 | tomato juice of powerful power | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #247 | tube of hair oil | 1 |
| #554 | white candy heart | 24 |
| #1558 | whoopie cushion | 5 |
| #1555 | wind-up chattering teeth | 6 |
| #905 | wolfman mask | 3 |
| #363 | wooden axe | 1 |
| #1159 | x-ray specs | 5 |
| #671 | yellow candy heart | 21 |
| #1326 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #1622 | yellow snowcone | 5 |