| #692 | Bulky Buddy Box | 4 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #313 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 2 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #615 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 1 |
| #1230 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #1654 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #136 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #396 | banana peel | 7 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #622 | borg sock monkey | 2 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1067 | buckyball | 3 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #477 | cyborg doll | 3 |
| #538 | cyborg stompin' boot | 4 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #904 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #1910 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #553 | evil teddy bear | 24 |
| #1017 | eye of newt | 1 |
| #55 | fire | 100 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #873 | grouchy restless spirit | 2 |
| #732 | gyroscope | 3 |
| #315 | immense cyborg hand | 10 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #883 | killer rag doll | 2 |
| #531 | killing feather | 59 |
| #948 | kite | 7 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #686 | marionette | 2 |
| #334 | marionette collective | 2 |
| #314 | monomolecular yo-yo | 234 |
| #195 | mylar scout drone | 24 |
| #3077 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #1126 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #523 | oriole-feather headdress | 2 |
| #614 | oversized fish scaler | 8 |
| #2033 | pet rock | 2 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #1231 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #514 | polyalloy shield | 7 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1536 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 3 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #407 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #620 | roboduck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #1516 | robotronic egg | 9 |
| #553 | rogue swarmer | 71 |
| #550 | sawblade fragment | 66 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #15 | shiny ring | 1,000 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #597 | sleeping snowy owl | 4 |
| #910 | sock monkey | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #80 | spices | 926 |
| #176 | stuffed gray blob | 253 |
| #1315 | teddy bear | 3 |
| #1375 | teddy borg | 3 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #435 | toothsome rock | 24 |
| #1556 | top | 2 |
| #1868 | toy crazy train | 2 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #1283 | toy mercenary | 3 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #650 | toy train | 3 |
| #194 | tree skirt | 2 |
| #1710 | tree-eating kite | 9 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #516 | unstable laser battery | 62 |
| #44 | useless powder | 12,331 |
| #1408 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 4 |
| #308 | vibrating cyborg knife | 13 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #989 | yo | 8 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |