| #690 | Bulky Buddy Box | 4 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #314 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 2 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #346 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #614 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 1 |
| #1232 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2407 | Valentine | 1 |
| #1653 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #132 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| #2044 | ball | 1 |
| #399 | banana peel | 7 |
| #1001 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1067 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #1655 | blood flower | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #621 | borg sock monkey | 2 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1069 | buckyball | 3 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #476 | cyborg doll | 3 |
| #537 | cyborg stompin' boot | 4 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #906 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #1911 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #553 | evil teddy bear | 24 |
| #1016 | eye of newt | 1 |
| #65 | fire | 100 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #692 | golden ring | 40 |
| #223 | grass blade | 1 |
| #194 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #876 | grouchy restless spirit | 2 |
| #733 | gyroscope | 3 |
| #314 | immense cyborg hand | 10 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #884 | killer rag doll | 2 |
| #530 | killing feather | 59 |
| #948 | kite | 7 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1348 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #686 | marionette | 2 |
| #334 | marionette collective | 2 |
| #314 | monomolecular yo-yo | 234 |
| #195 | mylar scout drone | 24 |
| #3075 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #3220 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #1125 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #523 | oriole-feather headdress | 2 |
| #612 | oversized fish scaler | 8 |
| #2035 | pet rock | 2 |
| #750 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #1230 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #513 | polyalloy shield | 7 |
| #2222 | possessed top | 1 |
| #613 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1537 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 3 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #406 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #620 | roboduck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #1517 | robotronic egg | 9 |
| #555 | rogue swarmer | 71 |
| #550 | sawblade fragment | 66 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #16 | shiny ring | 1,000 |
| #1809 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #598 | sleeping snowy owl | 4 |
| #909 | sock monkey | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #81 | spices | 926 |
| #176 | stuffed gray blob | 253 |
| #1316 | teddy bear | 3 |
| #1374 | teddy borg | 3 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3178 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1810 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #4041 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #434 | toothsome rock | 24 |
| #1559 | top | 2 |
| #1868 | toy crazy train | 2 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #1282 | toy mercenary | 3 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #650 | toy train | 3 |
| #193 | tree skirt | 2 |
| #1711 | tree-eating kite | 9 |
| #1041 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #517 | unstable laser battery | 62 |
| #45 | useless powder | 12,331 |
| #1409 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 4 |
| #307 | vibrating cyborg knife | 13 |
| #675 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #1045 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #989 | yo | 8 |
| #2366 | yo-yo | 1 |