| #409 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 2 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #19 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 5 |
| #32 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 5 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #225 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #1133 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #862 | BGE merchandise order form | 2 |
| #565 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #957 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #480 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1163 | CRIMBCO mug | 6 |
| #1127 | CRIMBCO wine | 5 |
| #162 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 13 |
| #535 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 6 |
| #53 | Chester's cutoffs | 2 |
| #1152 | Crimbo candied pecan | 3 |
| #994 | Crimbo fudge | 6 |
| #1171 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 3 |
| #754 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #651 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #3211 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #331 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 24 |
| #169 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #84 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #212 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #214 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #1049 | Go-Wassail | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #50 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 2 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #154 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 2 |
| #559 | Maxing, Relaxing | 2 |
| #216 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #99 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #186 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #772 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 2 |
| #396 | The Art of Slapfighting | 2 |
| #684 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #41 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 2 |
| #24 | The Big Book of Communism | 1 |
| #181 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 24 |
| #633 | The Joy of Wassailing | 4 |
| #1206 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 2 |
| #831 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1055 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #892 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 4 |
| #1737 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1043 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 3 |
| #924 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 5 |
| #626 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #1304 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1741 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 3 |
| #737 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 6 |
| #152 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 4 |
| #752 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| #315 | Travels with Jerry | 4 |
| #850 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 2 |
| #918 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 1 |
| #59 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #66 | Wand of Oscus | 2 |
| #423 | Workytime Tea | 4 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #51 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 2 |
| #187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #650 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 2 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #497 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 4 |
| #806 | bath ball gift set | 5 |
| #491 | battered Crimbo Crate | 21 |
| #441 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 15 |
| #2741 | candy cane | 6 |
| #1465 | candy knuckles | 2 |
| #1783 | candy stake | 4 |
| #1749 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #166 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 8 |
| #1268 | elven limbos gingerbread | 5 |
| #1262 | elven cellocello | 16 |
| #977 | elven moonshine | 7 |
| #380 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #100 | fudge cube | 3 |
| #532 | fudge lily | 6 |
| #258 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #914 | fudgecule | 150 |
| #1887 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
| #1071 | jawbruiser | 3 |
| #1066 | jerky coins | 1 |
| #420 | licorice garrote | 5 |
| #3705 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #1415 | nanite-infested eggnog | 4 |
| #2618 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #870 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 6 |
| #840 | oozenog | 5 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1157 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |