| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #785 | Corpse Island iced tea | 6 |
| #96 | Crimbo ukulele | 2 |
| #172 | Miniborg beeper | 3 |
| #164 | Miniborg hiveminder | 3 |
| #177 | Miniborg laser | 3 |
| #195 | Miniborg stomper | 3 |
| #190 | Miniborg strangler | 3 |
| #258 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 55 |
| #341 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 40 |
| #247 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 1 |
| #333 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 42 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #436 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 4 |
| #247 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #720 | battered Crimbo Crate | 11 |
| #691 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 10 |
| #215 | bottle of Pete's Sake | 1 |
| #7455 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #1177 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 7 |
| #783 | candied yams | 11 |
| #4134 | candy cane | 2 |
| #470 | candy kneecapping stick | 5 |
| #269 | candy knuckles | 7 |
| #400 | club necklace | 16 |
| #897 | corpse on the beach | 5 |
| #659 | corpsedriver | 7 |
| #579 | corpsetini | 9 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1245 | cyborg stompin' boot | 2 |
| #277 | delicious salad | 200 |
| #314 | diamond necklace | 18 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #899 | dusty Crimbo crate | 8 |
| #2363 | eggnog | 2 |
| #981 | elven limbos gingerbread | 10 |
| #1192 | elven moonshine | 4 |
| #508 | elven socks | 9 |
| #1508 | evil teddy bear | 5 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #173 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 18 |
| #224 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #132 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 2 |
| #2357 | golden ring | 19 |
| #1916 | googly eye | 3 |
| #95 | gyroscope | 34 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1138 | herbal stuffing | 6 |
| 🥈 | hi-density nylocite leg armor | 1 |
| #214 | immense cyborg hand | 11 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #389 | irradiated candy cane | 10 |
| #261 | jawbruiser | 9 |
| #884 | killer rag doll | 2 |
| #552 | killing feather | 58 |
| #1297 | knuckle sandwich | 4 |
| #213 | laser-broiled pear | 36 |
| #179 | licorice garrote | 10 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #1764 | monomolecular yo-yo | 2 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #229 | oozenog | 13 |
| #193 | oversized fish scaler | 14 |
| #139 | pear | 8 |
| #1285 | penguin thesaurus | 2 |
| #1683 | pet rock | 3 |
| #174 | phish stick | 7 |
| #654 | polyalloy shield | 6 |
| 🥈 | polymorphic fastening apparatus | 1 |
| #310 | prehistoric spear | 12 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1390 | red plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1458 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #335 | roasted marshmallow | 100 |
| #143 | roboduck-on-a-string | 10 |
| #1974 | rogue swarmer | 28 |
| #213 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 26 |
| #377 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 18 |
| #366 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 18 |
| #296 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 20 |
| #194 | sawblade fragment | 105 |
| #77 | set of jacks | 2 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #341 | spade necklace | 18 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1136 | spooky toy wheel | 3 |
| #1586 | string of blue beads | 5 |
| #1318 | string of green beads | 8 |
| #1466 | string of red beads | 6 |
| #1931 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #333 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 106 |
| #371 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 99 |
| #2345 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #8861 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #355 | stuffed astral badger | 108 |
| #804 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 62 |
| #315 | stuffed cocoabo | 107 |
| #3201 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #688 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 68 |
| #750 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 64 |
| #343 | stuffed hand turkey | 107 |
| #412 | stuffed mind flayer | 99 |
| #818 | stuffed scary death orb | 61 |
| #842 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 57 |
| #443 | stuffed snowy owl | 91 |
| #747 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 65 |
| #3043 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #904 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 53 |
| #460 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 90 |
| #1137 | stuffing | 7 |
| #1276 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 5 |
| #576 | teddy borg | 15 |
| #404 | theoretical string | 37 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #227 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 3 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 3 |
| #1142 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 2 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 3 |
| #1511 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 3 |
| #741 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 3 |
| #708 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 3 |
| #1544 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 3 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 3 |
| #1508 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #1493 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 3 |
| #515 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 2 |
| #945 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 3 |
| #4914 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #98 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddyâ„¢ | 3 |
| #1156 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #2453 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #524 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 3 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #943 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 3 |
| #1499 | tiny plastic Felonia | 3 |
| #2168 | tiny plastic G Imp | 3 |
| #2171 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 3 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 3 |
| #972 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 3 |
| #2170 | tiny plastic Hellion | 3 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
| #1491 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 3 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #2165 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 3 |
| #2181 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 3 |
| #2140 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
| #525 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 2 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 4 |
| #17 | tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress | 1 |
| #955 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 3 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 3 |
| #2183 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 3 |
| #492 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 2 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 5 |
| #850 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 2 |
| #2121 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 3 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 3 |
| #1520 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 3 |
| #1520 | tiny plastic The Man | 3 |
| #2150 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
| #1809 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #103 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 3 |
| #859 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 2 |
| #2158 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 3 |
| #1794 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #608 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 3 |
| #2204 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 3 |
| #4841 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #996 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 3 |
| #2192 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 3 |
| #147 | tiny plastic animelf | 2 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 3 |
| #2138 | tiny plastic astronomer | 3 |
| #4862 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #4900 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #956 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 3 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic beanbat | 3 |
| #987 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 3 |
| #962 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 3 |
| #974 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 3 |
| #1716 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #958 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 3 |
| #953 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 3 |
| #4840 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #2198 | tiny plastic blooper | 3 |
| #2217 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 3 |
| #2146 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 3 |
| #971 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 3 |
| #963 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 3 |
| #953 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 3 |
| #333 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 3 |
| #4873 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #4886 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #1502 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 3 |
| #2152 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 3 |
| #2188 | tiny plastic demoninja | 3 |
| #1824 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #2159 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #257 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 4 |
| #2137 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 3 |
| #2202 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 3 |
| #668 | tiny plastic fire servant | 3 |
| #2183 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 3 |
| #2151 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 3 |
| #4884 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #4857 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #4809 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 3 |
| #637 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 3 |
| #2164 | tiny plastic goth giant | 3 |
| #4811 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #2112 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 3 |
| #1833 | tiny plastic hermit | 3 |
| #4853 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #963 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 3 |
| #4794 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #2184 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 3 |
| #4876 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #4838 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #2171 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 3 |
| #983 | tiny plastic moneybee | 3 |
| #4847 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #973 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 3 |
| #263 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 4 |
| #2154 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 3 |
| #1799 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #710 | tiny plastic peacannon | 3 |
| #67 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #4797 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #1814 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic scary clown | 3 |
| #1767 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #2171 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 3 |
| #822 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 2 |
| #2158 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 3 |
| #696 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 3 |
| #2144 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 3 |
| #4899 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #2193 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 3 |
| #4864 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #4891 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #319 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 3 |
| #1917 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 4 |
| #2147 | tiny plastic taco cat | 3 |
| #147 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #684 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 3 |
| #2152 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 3 |
| #1832 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #2193 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #2123 | tiny plastic warwelf | 3 |
| #2107 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 3 |
| #2166 | tiny plastic zmobie | 3 |
| #1620 | tofurkey gravy | 4 |
| #1611 | tofurkey leg | 4 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #1081 | toy ray gun | 6 |
| #1624 | toy wheel | 2 |
| #201 | unstable laser battery | 97 |
| #1912 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #117 | vibrating cyborg knife | 24 |
| #212 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 10 |
| #619 | yellow striped oyster egg | 4 |