| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #784 | Corpse Island iced tea | 6 |
| #97 | Crimbo ukulele | 2 |
| #171 | Miniborg beeper | 3 |
| #164 | Miniborg hiveminder | 3 |
| #177 | Miniborg laser | 3 |
| #195 | Miniborg stomper | 3 |
| #190 | Miniborg strangler | 3 |
| #258 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 55 |
| #341 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 40 |
| #248 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 1 |
| #333 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 42 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #436 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 4 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #720 | battered Crimbo Crate | 11 |
| #690 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 10 |
| #214 | bottle of Pete's Sake | 1 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #1173 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 7 |
| #781 | candied yams | 11 |
| #4135 | candy cane | 2 |
| #468 | candy kneecapping stick | 5 |
| #270 | candy knuckles | 7 |
| #401 | club necklace | 16 |
| #895 | corpse on the beach | 5 |
| #656 | corpsedriver | 7 |
| #577 | corpsetini | 9 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1247 | cyborg stompin' boot | 2 |
| #277 | delicious salad | 200 |
| #317 | diamond necklace | 18 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #899 | dusty Crimbo crate | 8 |
| #2364 | eggnog | 2 |
| #982 | elven limbos gingerbread | 10 |
| #1193 | elven moonshine | 4 |
| #508 | elven socks | 9 |
| #1509 | evil teddy bear | 5 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #173 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 18 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #133 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 2 |
| #2359 | golden ring | 19 |
| #1916 | googly eye | 3 |
| #96 | gyroscope | 34 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1135 | herbal stuffing | 6 |
| 🥈 | hi-density nylocite leg armor | 1 |
| #215 | immense cyborg hand | 11 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #387 | irradiated candy cane | 10 |
| #261 | jawbruiser | 9 |
| #883 | killer rag doll | 2 |
| #553 | killing feather | 58 |
| #1297 | knuckle sandwich | 4 |
| #212 | laser-broiled pear | 36 |
| #180 | licorice garrote | 10 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #1762 | monomolecular yo-yo | 2 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #229 | oozenog | 13 |
| #193 | oversized fish scaler | 14 |
| #137 | pear | 8 |
| #1284 | penguin thesaurus | 2 |
| #1682 | pet rock | 3 |
| #172 | phish stick | 7 |
| #655 | polyalloy shield | 6 |
| 🥈 | polymorphic fastening apparatus | 1 |
| #309 | prehistoric spear | 12 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1390 | red plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1457 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #335 | roasted marshmallow | 100 |
| #143 | roboduck-on-a-string | 10 |
| #1975 | rogue swarmer | 28 |
| #215 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 26 |
| #374 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 18 |
| #365 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 18 |
| #295 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 20 |
| #194 | sawblade fragment | 105 |
| #77 | set of jacks | 2 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #340 | spade necklace | 18 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1136 | spooky toy wheel | 3 |
| #1586 | string of blue beads | 5 |
| #1319 | string of green beads | 8 |
| #1467 | string of red beads | 6 |
| #1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #327 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 106 |
| #363 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 99 |
| #2344 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #354 | stuffed astral badger | 108 |
| #800 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 62 |
| #314 | stuffed cocoabo | 107 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #681 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 68 |
| #749 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 64 |
| #339 | stuffed hand turkey | 107 |
| #407 | stuffed mind flayer | 99 |
| #815 | stuffed scary death orb | 61 |
| #839 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 57 |
| #441 | stuffed snowy owl | 91 |
| #744 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 65 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #902 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 53 |
| #461 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 90 |
| #1137 | stuffing | 7 |
| #1276 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 5 |
| #577 | teddy borg | 15 |
| #404 | theoretical string | 37 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #227 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 3 |
| #2177 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 3 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 2 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 3 |
| #1510 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 3 |
| #739 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 3 |
| #704 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 3 |
| #1545 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 3 |
| #2194 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 3 |
| #1509 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #1490 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 3 |
| #511 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 2 |
| #941 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 3 |
| #4904 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #97 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 3 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #2452 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #522 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 3 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #941 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 3 |
| #1497 | tiny plastic Felonia | 3 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic G Imp | 3 |
| #2168 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 3 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 3 |
| #965 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 3 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic Hellion | 3 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
| #1489 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 3 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 3 |
| #2177 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 3 |
| #2138 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
| #524 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 2 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 4 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress | 1 |
| #949 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 3 |
| #2117 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 3 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 3 |
| #487 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 2 |
| #760 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 5 |
| #850 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 2 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 3 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 3 |
| #1517 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 3 |
| #1518 | tiny plastic The Man | 3 |
| #2146 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 3 |
| #853 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 2 |
| #2154 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 3 |
| #1791 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #608 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 3 |
| #2203 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 3 |
| #4831 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #993 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 3 |
| #2189 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 3 |
| #146 | tiny plastic animelf | 2 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 3 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic astronomer | 3 |
| #4856 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #4888 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #953 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 3 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic beanbat | 3 |
| #984 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 3 |
| #958 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 3 |
| #969 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 3 |
| #1713 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #959 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 3 |
| #950 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 3 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #2197 | tiny plastic blooper | 3 |
| #2213 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 3 |
| #2144 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 3 |
| #965 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 3 |
| #958 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 3 |
| #946 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 3 |
| #334 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 3 |
| #4866 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #4878 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #1496 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 3 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 3 |
| #2185 | tiny plastic demoninja | 3 |
| #1819 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #2156 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #257 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 4 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 3 |
| #2202 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 3 |
| #661 | tiny plastic fire servant | 3 |
| #2181 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 3 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 3 |
| #4876 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #4850 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #4802 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 3 |
| #636 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 3 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic goth giant | 3 |
| #4801 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #2108 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 3 |
| #1831 | tiny plastic hermit | 3 |
| #4844 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #959 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 3 |
| #4787 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #2179 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 3 |
| #4865 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #2170 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 3 |
| #977 | tiny plastic moneybee | 3 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #968 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 3 |
| #263 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 4 |
| #2151 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 3 |
| #1795 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #706 | tiny plastic peacannon | 3 |
| #66 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #4790 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #2174 | tiny plastic scary clown | 3 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 3 |
| #822 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 2 |
| #2156 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 3 |
| #692 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 3 |
| #2140 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 3 |
| #4890 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #2190 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 3 |
| #4857 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #4882 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #318 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 3 |
| #1914 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 4 |
| #2143 | tiny plastic taco cat | 3 |
| #145 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #679 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 3 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 3 |
| #1827 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #2190 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #2122 | tiny plastic warwelf | 3 |
| #2104 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 3 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic zmobie | 3 |
| #1620 | tofurkey gravy | 4 |
| #1610 | tofurkey leg | 4 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #1080 | toy ray gun | 6 |
| #1625 | toy wheel | 2 |
| #201 | unstable laser battery | 97 |
| #1913 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #118 | vibrating cyborg knife | 24 |
| #211 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 10 |
| #619 | yellow striped oyster egg | 4 |