#146 | "DRINK ME" potion | 264 |
#651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
#247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
#280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
#257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
#224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
#227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
#410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
#876 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
#534 | Angelhair Culottes | 2 |
#437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
#618 | BURT | 1 |
#530 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 2 |
#90 | Bangyomaman battle juice | 4 |
#453 | Bling of the New Wave | 3 |
#522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
#1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
#1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
#1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
#1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
#1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
#174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
#277 | Chroner | 156 |
#287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
#48 | Clara's bell | 15 |
#328 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 3 |
#1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
#882 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
#1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
#4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
#4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
#1919 | Crimbuck | 50 |
#347 | D roll | 1 |
#22 | Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe | 53 |
#12 | Dinsey's brain | 1 |
#14 | Dinsey's glove | 1 |
#14 | Dinsey's oculus | 1 |
#14 | Dinsey's pants | 1 |
#9 | Dinsey's pizza cutter | 1 |
#4 | Dinsey's radar dish | 2 |
#1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
#809 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 3 |
#42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
#45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
#31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
#37 | El Vibrato restraints | 17 |
#1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
#81 | Ellsbury's skull | 1 |
#52 | Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square | 4 |
#244 | Fantasma en la Máquina | 1 |
#158 | Fitspiration™ poster | 2 |
#49 | Former Sheriff Dan's tin star | 3 |
#223 | Freddy Kruegerand | 5 |
#506 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 2 |
#517 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 2 |
#140 | Gearhead Goo | 2 |
#383 | Goodfella contract | 74 |
#46 | Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun | 15 |
#349 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 3 |
#1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
#89 | Groll doll | 4 |
#7 | Helps-You-Sleep | 1 |
🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
#205 | Iiti Kitty Gumdrop | 3 |
#312 | Iron Beta of Industry | 29 |
🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
#175 | Knob Goblin Mutagen | 3 |
#333 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 3 |
#239 | La Fantasma y La Oscuridad | 1 |
#414 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 3 |
#453 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
#226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
#399 | Lederhosen of the Night | 3 |
#113 | Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil | 1 |
#322 | Microplushie: Bropane | 35 |
#243 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 16 |
#340 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 13 |
#451 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 4 |
#325 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 25 |
#335 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 37 |
#352 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 3 |
#269 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 24 |
#267 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 56 |
#332 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 21 |
#327 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 29 |
#349 | Newman's Own Trousers | 3 |
#646 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 7 |
#1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
#2356 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
#813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
#878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
#772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
#808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
#772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
#666 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 2 |
#774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
#893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
#666 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 2 |
#863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
#885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
#233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
#259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
#233 | Rompedores de Fantasmas | 1 |
#1136 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
#87 | Smart Bone Dust | 4 |
#27 | Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise | 1 |
#21 | Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb | 1 |
#7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
#34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
#49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
#68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
#236 | Tears of the Quiet Healer | 1 |
#601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
#681 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
#11 | Three Mile Island shorts | 1 |
#1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
#1400 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
#73 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 27 |
#174 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 7 |
#255 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 43 |
#18 | Time Cloak | 1 |
🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
#37 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
#248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
#439 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 3 |
#186 | White Chocolate Golem Seeds | 1 |
#18 | Xiblaxian 5D printer | 23 |
#49 | Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter | 1 |
#1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
#1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
#188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
#917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
#1138 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
#285 | alien drugs | 1 |
#222 | alien force field disruptor bean | 1 |
#107 | alien protein powder | 1 |
#14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
#227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
#154 | artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice | 2 |
#21 | beautiful rainbow | 11 |
#668 | bit of clingfilm | 6 |
#154 | black friar's tonsure | 1 |
#131 | black magic powder | 3 |
#18 | black pudding | 446 |
#3302 | bottle of goofballs | 4 |
#37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
#32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
#38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
#12 | bowl of petunias | 1 |
#41 | box of Gratitude chocolates | 2 |
#3267 | box of sunshine | 23 |
#136 | brain preservation fluid | 1 |
#400 | bread line | 1 |
#704 | brick | 50 |
#205 | brigand brittle | 5 |
🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
#43 | bugged bön±Ã©t | 1 |
#555 | bunny liver | 6 |
#34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
#45 | demon makeup kit | 1 |
#328 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 2 |
#1149 | designer handbag | 1 |
#1517 | duct tape | 8 |
#232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
#135 | ectoplasm au jus | 1 |
#115 | embezzler's oil | 2 |
#738 | empty agua de vida bottle | 100 |
#2224 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 1 |
#14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
#14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
#16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
#34 | farfalle bow tie | 1 |
#345 | fat loot token | 3 |
#503 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 1 |
#1895 | filthy lucre | 2 |
#218 | fireclutch | 1 |
#1027 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
#196 | future drug: Coolscaline | 1 |
#187 | future drug: Muscularactum | 1 |
#190 | future drug: Smartinex | 1 |
#4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
#110 | gamer slurry | 3 |
#161 | gilt perfume bottle | 1 |
#195 | glass of gnat milk | 1 |
#187 | glass of warm milk | 1 |
#69 | glass slipper | 1 |
#89 | government | 1 |
#261 | government cheese | 1 |
#183 | government-issued night-vision goggles | 1 |
#345 | green clay bead | 25 |
#51 | grilled cheese sandwich | 1 |
#168 | grue egg omelette | 20 |
#3050 | handful of confetti | 7 |
#118 | handyman "hand soap" | 1 |
#38 | hardened slime belt | 4 |
#32 | hardened slime hat | 5 |
#3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
#60 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
#1185 | hobo nickel | 5 |
#183 | holistic headache remedy | 4 |
#8 | hot Dreadsylvanian cocoa | 39 |
#11 | isotophat | 1 |
#6 | ittah bittah hookah | 1 |
#32 | jalapeño slices | 1 |
#43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
🥇 | kill screen | 1 |
#245 | kiwi beak | 1 |
#109 | loaf of alien bread | 1 |
#32 | lunar isotope | 5,502 |
#1413 | macaroni duck | 1 |
#89 | memory of an AG base pair | 1 |
#205 | memory of some delicious amino acids | 4 |
#47 | monstrous monocle | 1 |
#37 | musty moccasins | 1 |
#1126 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
#90 | oil-filled donut | 2 |
#637 | old sweatpants | 98 |
#117 | ornate picture frame | 21 |
🥉 | packet of pumpkin seeds | 1 |
#169 | page of the Necrohobocon | 1 |
#188 | pair of government shades | 1 |
#105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
#100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
#92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
#102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
#169 | perpendicular guano | 1 |
#293 | pig-iron bracers | 1 |
#307 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
#125 | pig-iron shinguards | 2 |
#480 | pink clay bead | 20 |
#213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
#212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
#327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
#212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
#289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
#181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
#40 | pretty pink bow | 1 |
#148 | punk patch | 3 |
#242 | purple clay bead | 15 |
#134 | pygmy adder oil | 8 |
#176 | pygmy dart | 1 |
#197 | pygmy papers | 2 |
#131 | pygmy witchhazel | 3 |
#29 | queen cookie | 78 |
#25 | record of menacing silence | 1 |
#121 | recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
#125 | recording of Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
#138 | recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad | 1 |
#120 | recording of Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
#107 | recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
#115 | recording of Prelude of Precision | 1 |
#144 | recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
#1012 | red class ring | 1 |
#6 | reliable sixgun | 3 |
#42 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
#139 | rocket fuel | 1 |
#56 | sand dollar | 669 |
#2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
#65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
#76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
#63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
#68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
#74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
#63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
#68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
#85 | sealhide whip | 1 |
#126 | secret from the future | 1 |
#188 | secret mummy herbs and spices | 4 |
#135 | short deposition | 4 |
🥇 | silver cow creamer | 1 |
#210 | skelelton spine | 3 |
#66 | slime-soaked brain | 4 |
#45 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 5 |
#27 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 7 |
#161 | smut orc sunglasses | 2 |
#16 | snow machine | 1 |
#33 | space bar | 1 |
#220 | space beast fur | 1 |
#15 | space beast fur hat | 1 |
#15 | space beast fur pants | 1 |
#20 | space beast fur whip | 1 |
#23 | space heater | 1 |
#39 | space invader | 1 |
#228 | space junk | 1 |
#26 | space needle | 1 |
#138 | space port | 1 |
#106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
#594 | spectre scepter | 55 |
#479 | stainless steel scarf | 7 |
#461 | stainless steel shillelagh | 9 |
#455 | stainless steel skullcap | 7 |
#320 | stainless steel slacks | 10 |
#290 | stainless steel solitaire | 9 |
#570 | stainless steel suspenders | 7 |
#59 | stealth bomber | 1 |
#160 | steampunk potion | 2 |
#34 | stick-on mini solar panels | 1 |
#102 | still-beating spleen | 7 |
#997 | stray chihuahua | 2 |
🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
#168 | tiny canopic jar | 2 |
#84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
#87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
#86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
#780 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
#83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
#90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
#27 | tiny sombrero | 1 |
#32 | topeé | 1 |
#23 | topiary necktie | 1 |
#35 | topiary tights | 1 |
#13 | toxic mop | 1 |
#44 | toy sixgun | 3 |
#674 | turtle pheromones | 1 |
#122 | unholy water | 2 |
#1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |
#1117 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
#138 | voodoo glowskull | 6 |
🥈 | walkie-talkie | 1 |
#189 | warbear LP-ROM burner | 1 |
#186 | warbear auto-anvil | 1 |
#188 | warbear chemistry lab | 1 |
#193 | warbear high-efficiency still | 1 |
#169 | warbear induction oven | 1 |
#180 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 1 |
#45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
#26 | wax hat | 1 |
#23 | wax pants | 1 |
#463 | wumpus hair | 1 |
#12 | wumpus-hair loincloth | 1 |
#27 | wumpus-hair whip | 1 |
#14 | wumpus-hair wig | 1 |
#18 | zombie accordion | 1 |
#185 | zombie hollandaise | 1 |