| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #5 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 1 |
| #224 | Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #2063 | Crimbuck | 33 |
| 🥈 | Dolph Bossin's charity note | 1 |
| #134 | Dust bunny | 10 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #474 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 2 |
| #157 | Mae West with a fly in it | 2 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #70 | TΤ◊lisman of Baiø‡ | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #59 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #91 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 25 |
| #509 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #501 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #1420 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1740 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1380 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #156 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 16 |
| #254 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #379 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 5 |
| #333 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #451 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 1 |
| #1305 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #895 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 10 |
| #138 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 94 |
| #1152 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #1626 | Valentine | 5 |
| #4 | Warehouse 23 crate | 1 |
| #25 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #552 | adorable seal larva | 5 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #153 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 1 |
| #680 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #535 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #573 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #770 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 2 |
| #199 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| #550 | bottle of goofballs | 47 |
| #2048 | box of sunshine | 65 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #326 | burst hellseal brain | 16 |
| #121 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 2 |
| #896 | carbon nanotube frame | 10 |
| #1795 | clown hammer | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #516 | daisy | 3 |
| #86 | donated booze | 265 |
| #41 | donated candy | 703 |
| #132 | donated food | 145 |
| #493 | easter egg balloon | 47 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #1772 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1553 | felt | 4 |
| #652 | fossilized limb | 5 |
| #502 | fossilized torso | 6 |
| #1458 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #744 | fudgecule | 416 |
| #4739 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1708 | googly eye | 4 |
| #594 | green balloon | 2 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #281 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 12 |
| #473 | iGoogly | 45 |
| #401 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 9 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #58 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 1 |
| #1431 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #145 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 2 |
| #689 | mugcake | 1 |
| #420 | nugget of Crimbonium | 1 |
| #365 | old sweatpants | 208 |
| #335 | ornate picture frame | 2 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #682 | personalized birthday cake | 2 |
| #242 | personalized coffee mug | 297 |
| #322 | plastic ingot | 6 |
| #756 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #856 | pretty flower | 40 |
| #247 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #613 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #183 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #21 | roll of toilet paper | 5,120 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #386 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 10 |
| #199 | shovelful of dirt | 1 |
| #160 | shredded hellseal hide | 42 |
| #239 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #331 | sleeping wereturtle | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #730 | stuffed can of asparagus | 3 |
| #1581 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #955 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #202 | stuffed martini | 49 |
| #1049 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #225 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #297 | three-tiered wedding cake | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #957 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #612 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #930 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #602 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #633 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #930 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #935 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #947 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #941 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #939 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #593 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #953 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #569 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #950 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #951 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #581 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #567 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3991 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #1418 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3116 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1161 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3178 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #385 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3945 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3081 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #796 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1157 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4313 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #636 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #826 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3126 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3834 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #799 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3879 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #795 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #3075 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3961 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #778 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1318 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Professor What | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1140 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #772 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3895 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #91 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #3069 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3929 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4025 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1376 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8257 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #8132 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3967 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1363 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1368 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8181 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3927 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3912 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1344 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1345 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8225 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3180 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3915 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3940 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4501 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3879 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1017 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3912 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1130 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3927 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8065 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3897 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4600 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8132 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1341 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8074 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8204 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8106 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8119 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1338 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1037 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3998 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #4348 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1138 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #8104 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3896 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3852 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1127 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3839 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8229 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8165 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #979 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4041 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4484 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #55 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #3851 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #159 | torn hellseal sinew | 46 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #1548 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| 🥈 | walkie-talkie | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #538 | white balloon | 3 |
| #1933 | whoopie cushion | 1 |