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| #296 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #2353 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| #825 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1172 | Boss Bat britches | 10 |
| #1501 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1102 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #969 | Feynman gate | 8 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1203 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #216 | Knob pasty | 2 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #1315 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 3 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #43 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 32 |
| #261 | Rock and Roll Legend | 6 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #1610 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #899 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 3 |
| #2224 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #255 | ant pick | 1 |
| #119 | astronaut ice-cream | 4 |
| #1082 | astronaut pants | 5 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #313 | banana peel | 12 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #455 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #430 | beholed bedsheet | 2 |
| #347 | big bad voodoo mask | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #99 | bit of clingfilm | 34 |
| #221 | blackberry moccasins | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #565 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #697 | bottle of alcohol | 1 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #680 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
| #1627 | buckyball | 1 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #539 | cactus fruit | 1 |
| #396 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #957 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1783 | candy stake | 4 |
| #1088 | canteen of wine | 13 |
| #648 | capacitor relay | 15 |
| #557 | carbon nanotube frame | 19 |
| #1441 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 4 |
| #1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #471 | depantsing bomb | 3 |
| #240 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #1239 | disassembled clover | 6 |
| #596 | displaced fish | 2 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #688 | duct tape | 40 |
| #1182 | easter egg balloon | 21 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #376 | facsimile dictionary | 29 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #447 | fancy dress ball | 29 |
| #570 | filthy lucre | 67 |
| #1346 | fire | 2 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #433 | frozen Mob Penguin | 2 |
| #446 | ga-ga radio | 3 |
| #696 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #2303 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #225 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #394 | gold lamé pants | 1 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #984 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #1013 | handful of confetti | 41 |
| #647 | happiness | 1 |
| #1026 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1069 | iGoogly | 8 |
| #1588 | immense cyborg hand | 3 |
| #957 | incredibly creepy marionette | 2 |
| #418 | ion grid | 29 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #319 | ketchup hound | 14 |
| #702 | killer rag doll | 3 |
| #1515 | knuckle sandwich | 1 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #446 | logic synthesizer | 23 |
| #743 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 3 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #2028 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #764 | mummy wrapping | 2 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #2043 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #262 | nanofiber cloth | 23 |
| #361 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #613 | oversized fish scaler | 8 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #189 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #1205 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #1722 | polyalloy shield | 2 |
| #1199 | possessed top | 4 |
| #949 | prehistoric spear | 3 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #312 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 28 |
| #1107 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #1299 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1251 | roasted marshmallow | 5 |
| #620 | roboduck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #1974 | rogue swarmer | 28 |
| #1842 | sawblade fragment | 29 |
| #1088 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #668 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #1134 | sparkler | 1 |
| #1948 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #349 | spooky toy wheel | 14 |
| #357 | stainless steel scarf | 9 |
| #462 | stainless steel shillelagh | 9 |
| #372 | stainless steel skullcap | 8 |
| #455 | stainless steel slacks | 8 |
| #417 | stainless steel solitaire | 7 |
| #505 | stainless steel suspenders | 8 |
| #779 | stick-on-a-string | 4 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #2020 | string of blue beads | 2 |
| #1746 | string of green beads | 4 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #1484 | stuffed alien blob | 4 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #1049 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #498 | synthetic stuffing | 13 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #535 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #545 | theoretical string | 23 |
| #450 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #6232 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #2699 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1398 | toothsome rock | 5 |
| #1357 | towel | 3 |
| #1868 | toy crazy train | 2 |
| #477 | toy deathbot | 2 |
| #635 | toy hoverpad | 18 |
| #1400 | toy jet pack | 3 |
| #546 | toy maglev monorail | 2 |
| #480 | toy mercenary | 14 |
| #1081 | toy ray gun | 6 |
| #1142 | toy space helmet | 5 |
| #1164 | tree-eating kite | 18 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #361 | twinkly wad | 400 |
| #1833 | unstable laser battery | 29 |
| #488 | vampire collar | 2 |
| #1601 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #2588 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #2081 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 6 |
| #934 | wheel | 3 |
| #390 | witch hat | 2 |
| #699 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #333 | wreath of laurels | 2 |
| #665 | yo | 13 |