| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #1426 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1454 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #795 | 30669 scroll | 3 |
| #987 | 33398 scroll | 3 |
| #1113 | 4-ball | 2 |
| #1435 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1425 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #1974 | 8-ball | 2 |
| #1165 | Angry Farmer candy | 24 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #1014 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1055 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #555 | CRIMBCO scrip | 360 |
| #1629 | Crimbuck | 110 |
| #372 | El Vibrato power sphere | 2 |
| #79 | Elfin shortbread | 15 |
| #860 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 2 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #1026 | Spam Witch sammich | 2 |
| #477 | Spooky-Gro fertilizer | 1 |
| #852 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #1092 | Trollhouse cookies | 4 |
| #1251 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #522 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 3 |
| #391 | White Citadel burger | 2 |
| #353 | White Citadel fries | 2 |
| #585 | Workytime Tea | 2 |
| #342 | ancient spice | 5 |
| #2224 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #302 | awful poetry journal | 466 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #1627 | buckyball | 1 |
| #738 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 5 |
| #4136 | candy cane | 2 |
| #470 | candy kneecapping stick | 5 |
| #2398 | candy stake | 3 |
| #1275 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 5 |
| #395 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #451 | commemorative war stein | 23 |
| #663 | computronic processing unit | 3 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #952 | crazy little Turkish delight | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #869 | disco ball | 20 |
| #927 | disco mask | 14 |
| #332 | disturbing fanfic | 452 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #656 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #1812 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #2035 | fancy dress ball | 2 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #1069 | gingerbread horror | 6 |
| #2418 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 2 |
| #594 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #411 | inflatable duck | 2 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #1376 | ion grid | 4 |
| #1081 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #978 | irradiated candy cane | 5 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1286 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #575 | loose teeth | 66 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #1069 | marzipan skull | 3 |
| #1188 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #970 | mauve striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #548 | meat from yesterday | 2 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1679 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #2526 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #2532 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1733 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #840 | oozenog | 5 |
| #557 | pile of jumping beans | 2 |
| #1713 | possessed top | 2 |
| #1167 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #2247 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #760 | recursive spline reticulator | 2 |
| #843 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 2 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #537 | robotronic egg | 51 |
| #1170 | [2108]rock | 2 |
| #1307 | rogue swarmer | 44 |
| #143 | rusty metal key | 1 |
| #1335 | sawblade fragment | 41 |
| #681 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 3 |
| #943 | skeleton key | 1 |
| #313 | skeleton key ring | 2 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1248 | spooky felt | 5 |
| #1449 | spooky length of string | 4 |
| #702 | spooky shrunken head | 6 |
| #600 | spooky stick | 10 |
| #1025 | spooky stuffing | 4 |
| #850 | spooky toy wheel | 5 |
| #1767 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #1103 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #902 | squashed frog | 3 |
| #285 | stale baguette | 5 |
| #932 | star | 2 |
| #1092 | stick-on-a-string | 2 |
| #773 | stone of eXtreme power | 8 |
| #807 | strawberry | 2 |
| #1289 | stringy sinew | 5 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #3417 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 3 |
| #121 | sturdy sword hilt | 1 |
| #367 | sucky decal | 5 |
| #1117 | sunken chest | 2 |
| #718 | suntan lotion of moxiousness | 1 |
| #769 | swashbuckling pants | 2 |
| #865 | sweet mochi ball | 2 |
| #692 | swirly potion | 5 |
| #524 | t8r tots | 7 |
| #560 | taco shell | 7 |
| #1068 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 2 |
| #484 | tambourine bells | 5 |
| #322 | tasket | 1 |
| #444 | tassel | 2 |
| #1964 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #437 | tenderizing hammer | 2 |
| #437 | tequila sunrise | 1 |
| #651 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3986 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #2097 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #266 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #622 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #3081 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #282 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3830 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2744 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #302 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #952 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
| #4021 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3940 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8119 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #4872 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #264 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8198 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3996 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #313 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #574 | tires | 7 |
| #265 | tisket | 1 |
| #2806 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2812 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1864 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1139 | tooth | 2 |
| #2084 | toothsome rock | 2 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1337 | turtle totem | 7 |
| #479 | uncooked chorizo | 5 |
| #154 | unnatural gas | 1 |
| #609 | unrefined Mountain Stream syrup | 1 |
| #1171 | unstable DNA | 29 |
| #1750 | unstable laser battery | 31 |
| #2167 | valuable trinket | 3 |
| #488 | wad of tofu | 5 |
| #78 | weegee sqouija | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #448 | white collar | 2 |
| #1025 | white pixel | 1 |
| #813 | windchimes | 1 |
| #191 | wooden figurine | 1 |
| #747 | yellow gummi ingot | 12 |
| #2816 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1061 | yellow striped oyster egg | 2 |