| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1457 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #795 | 30669 scroll | 3 |
| #987 | 33398 scroll | 3 |
| #1113 | 4-ball | 2 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #1975 | 8-ball | 2 |
| #1163 | Angry Farmer candy | 24 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #553 | CRIMBCO scrip | 360 |
| #1628 | Crimbuck | 110 |
| #374 | El Vibrato power sphere | 2 |
| #79 | Elfin shortbread | 15 |
| #861 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 2 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #397 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #444 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #1027 | Spam Witch sammich | 2 |
| #478 | Spooky-Gro fertilizer | 1 |
| #853 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #1093 | Trollhouse cookies | 4 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #522 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 3 |
| #391 | White Citadel burger | 2 |
| #354 | White Citadel fries | 2 |
| #584 | Workytime Tea | 2 |
| #342 | ancient spice | 5 |
| #2224 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #301 | awful poetry journal | 466 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #1627 | buckyball | 1 |
| #736 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 5 |
| #4134 | candy cane | 2 |
| #470 | candy kneecapping stick | 5 |
| #2397 | candy stake | 3 |
| #1275 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 5 |
| #394 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #454 | commemorative war stein | 23 |
| #663 | computronic processing unit | 3 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #951 | crazy little Turkish delight | 1 |
| #262 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #871 | disco ball | 20 |
| #932 | disco mask | 14 |
| #332 | disturbing fanfic | 452 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #1812 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #2035 | fancy dress ball | 2 |
| #164 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #1070 | gingerbread horror | 6 |
| #2417 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 2 |
| #594 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #411 | inflatable duck | 2 |
| #691 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #1375 | ion grid | 4 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #977 | irradiated candy cane | 5 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1286 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #577 | loose teeth | 66 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #1069 | marzipan skull | 3 |
| #1188 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #971 | mauve striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #549 | meat from yesterday | 2 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #2525 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #840 | oozenog | 5 |
| #558 | pile of jumping beans | 2 |
| #1713 | possessed top | 2 |
| #1168 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #2247 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #760 | recursive spline reticulator | 2 |
| #843 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 2 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #537 | robotronic egg | 51 |
| #1170 | [2108]rock | 2 |
| #1308 | rogue swarmer | 44 |
| #142 | rusty metal key | 1 |
| #1335 | sawblade fragment | 41 |
| #681 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 3 |
| #943 | skeleton key | 1 |
| #313 | skeleton key ring | 2 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1248 | spooky felt | 5 |
| #1449 | spooky length of string | 4 |
| #702 | spooky shrunken head | 6 |
| #600 | spooky stick | 10 |
| #1025 | spooky stuffing | 4 |
| #850 | spooky toy wheel | 5 |
| #1767 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #1103 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #902 | squashed frog | 3 |
| #286 | stale baguette | 5 |
| #933 | star | 2 |
| #1092 | stick-on-a-string | 2 |
| #775 | stone of eXtreme power | 8 |
| #808 | strawberry | 2 |
| #1290 | stringy sinew | 5 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #3417 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 3 |
| #121 | sturdy sword hilt | 1 |
| #367 | sucky decal | 5 |
| #1118 | sunken chest | 2 |
| #719 | suntan lotion of moxiousness | 1 |
| #769 | swashbuckling pants | 2 |
| #867 | sweet mochi ball | 2 |
| #694 | swirly potion | 5 |
| #528 | t8r tots | 7 |
| #561 | taco shell | 7 |
| #1068 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 2 |
| #484 | tambourine bells | 5 |
| #322 | tasket | 1 |
| #444 | tassel | 2 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #438 | tenderizing hammer | 2 |
| #438 | tequila sunrise | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2744 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #953 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
| #4021 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #4873 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3876 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #574 | tires | 7 |
| #265 | tisket | 1 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1139 | tooth | 2 |
| #2083 | toothsome rock | 2 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1782 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1340 | turtle totem | 7 |
| #479 | uncooked chorizo | 5 |
| #154 | unnatural gas | 1 |
| #609 | unrefined Mountain Stream syrup | 1 |
| #1169 | unstable DNA | 29 |
| #1750 | unstable laser battery | 31 |
| #2167 | valuable trinket | 3 |
| #488 | wad of tofu | 5 |
| #78 | weegee sqouija | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #448 | white collar | 2 |
| #1027 | white pixel | 1 |
| #815 | windchimes | 1 |
| #191 | wooden figurine | 1 |
| #748 | yellow gummi ingot | 12 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1061 | yellow striped oyster egg | 2 |