| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #25 | Ass-Stompers of Violence | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #814 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #24 | Brand of Violence | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #32 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 2 |
| #47 | Charleston Choo-Choo | 1 |
| #539 | Chroner | 2 |
| #19 | Cold Stone of Hatred | 1 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| #672 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 3 |
| #81 | Cosmic Calorie | 581 |
| #89 | Crimbo dinner | 6 |
| #100 | Crimbo food scraps | 62 |
| #65 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 65 |
| #99 | Crimbosmopolitan | 6 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #210 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #324 | FDKOL commendation | 1,149 |
| #461 | FDKOL hotcakes | 2 |
| #61 | FDKOL tattoo | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #12 | Girdle of Hatred | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #86 | How to Play Othello | 6 |
| #997 | Instant Karma | 2 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #29 | Knob Goblin visor | 3,495 |
| #5 | KoL Con 13 snowglobe | 1 |
| #18 | Lens of Violence | 1 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #850 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #8 | Oopsie IPA | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #1172 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 5 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| 🥈 | Tales of the Word Realms | 3 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #65 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #62 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 19 |
| #22 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 6 |
| #49 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 34 |
| #95 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 26 |
| #540 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 12 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #19 | Time Cloak | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #39 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| #57 | Trainbot autoassembly module | 5 |
| #55 | Trainbot slag | 127 |
| #21 | Twelve Night Energy | 50 |
| #48 | Twitching Television Tattoo | 1 |
| #205 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #32 | Yorick | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #42 | ballpark hot daub | 2 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| #152 | birdbone corset | 1 |
| #13 | blue LavaCo Lampâ„¢ | 1 |
| #106 | blue tulip | 2 |
| #220 | bottle of goofballs | 100 |
| #6715 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #85 | cabooze | 8 |
| #227 | chocomotive | 4 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #62 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 6 |
| #61 | crystal Crimbo platter | 6 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #87 | deactivated mini-Trainbot | 2 |
| #33 | discarded swimming trunks | 12 |
| #139 | dregs of a Crimbo cocktail | 19 |
| #414 | drop of water-37 | 3 |
| #40 | droppable microphone | 2 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #174 | eldritch effluvium | 257 |
| #1415 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 3 |
| #3836 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #1426 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #179 | fire | 34 |
| #39 | fire axe | 1 |
| #82 | fireman's helmet | 1 |
| #21 | flapper floppers | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #59 | flat cider | 1 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #18 | fragment of Jarlsberg's soul | 1 |
| #84 | freightcake | 8 |
| #156 | gladiator tunica | 1 |
| #13 | green LavaCo Lampâ„¢ | 1 |
| #1006 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #64 | grue egg omelette | 54 |
| #23 | gumshoes | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand of Mr. Cards | 1 |
| #1396 | heart of the volcano | 2 |
| 🥈 | hi-density nylocite leg armor | 1 |
| #80 | honey-drenched ham slice | 52 |
| #13 | hot daub | 145 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #231 | hot egg | 1 |
| #19 | iFlail | 2 |
| #26 | iShield | 1 |
| #31 | industrially-crushed ice | 119 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #137 | liquid shifting time weirdness | 7 |
| #35 | lost elf luggage | 189 |
| #527 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 2 |
| #358 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 4 |
| #453 | molten brick | 1 |
| #79 | mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine | 56 |
| #55 | note from Clancy | 1 |
| #455 | obsidian dagger | 39 |
| #1187 | oozenog | 4 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| 🥇 | packet of dragon's teeth | 1 |
| 🥇 | packet of mushroom spores | 1 |
| #64 | ping-pong ball | 318 |
| #51 | ping-pong paddle | 1 |
| #1205 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #342 | plastic ingot | 5 |
| 🥈 | polymorphic fastening apparatus | 1 |
| #272 | porquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #37 | portable Othello set | 1 |
| #47 | portable steam unit | 3 |
| #167 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 1 |
| #43 | really nice lump of coal | 2 |
| #112 | red tulip | 1 |
| #24 | rotten tomato | 16 |
| #1175 | sandwich of the gods | 5 |
| #168 | scotch on the rocks | 1 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #10 | silver table-scraper | 2 |
| #18 | sneakeasies | 1 |
| #71 | solid shifting time weirdness | 1 |
| 🥈 | soul monocle | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| 🥉 | spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2245 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #31 | steamed oyster | 113 |
| #70 | strange helix fossil | 1 |
| #2020 | string of blue beads | 2 |
| #2026 | string of green beads | 2 |
| #2011 | string of red beads | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #15 | time-twitching toolbelt | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #777 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3064 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2858 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #4475 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #990 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8198 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2826 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #8157 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #320 | toy jet pack | 24 |
| #336 | toy space helmet | 27 |
| 🥇 | train whistle | 1 |
| #525 | tree-eating kite | 64 |
| #1133 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #32 | twitching time capsule | 22 |
| #76 | unidentifiable dried fruit | 1 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #28 | white arm towel | 1 |
| #25 | white earbuds | 1 |
| #46 | wings of fire | 2 |
| #36 | wooly loincloth | 1 |
| #32 | yabba dabba doo rag | 1 |