| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1057 | Bulky Buddy Box | 2 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #91 | Comma Chameleon egg | 1 |
| #110 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #313 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 2 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #492 | El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #27 | El Vibrato translator | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #147 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 1 |
| #83 | Libram of Divine Favors | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #1317 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 3 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #1962 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 2 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #170 | Rainbow's Gravity | 1 |
| #54 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 2 |
| #859 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 5 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #1374 | astronaut pants | 3 |
| #136 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| #6543 | badass belt | 2 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1020 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #622 | borg sock monkey | 2 |
| #1387 | bottle of goofballs | 17 |
| #26 | bottled green pixie | 2 |
| #6253 | box of sunshine | 3 |
| #1382 | brine | 1 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| #1271 | buckyball | 2 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #23 | class five ecto-larva | 2 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #41 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #594 | cyborg doll | 2 |
| #173 | cyborg stompin' boot | 9 |
| #1605 | delicious salad | 3 |
| #1311 | dollhive | 2 |
| #904 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #2196 | evil teddy bear | 2 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1784 | fancy dress ball | 3 |
| #852 | fire | 5 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #1007 | green glowstick | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #1714 | grue egg | 14 |
| #907 | gyroscope | 2 |
| #4015 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| #177 | immense cyborg hand | 12 |
| #958 | incredibly creepy marionette | 2 |
| #1294 | jar of swamp gas | 1 |
| #883 | killer rag doll | 2 |
| #284 | killing feather | 73 |
| #1114 | kite | 5 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #107 | little box of fireworks | 1 |
| #144 | llama lama cria | 1 |
| #939 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 2 |
| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #334 | marionette collective | 2 |
| #1762 | monomolecular yo-yo | 2 |
| #1341 | mylar scout drone | 2 |
| #2042 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
| #2619 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #1476 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #33 | navel ring of navel gazing | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #239 | oversized fish scaler | 13 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #134 | packet of mayfly bait | 1 |
| #1429 | pet rock | 4 |
| #1206 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #202 | polyalloy shield | 11 |
| #1434 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #1404 | possessed top | 3 |
| #690 | prehistoric spear | 5 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #1365 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 4 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #620 | roboduck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #336 | rogue swarmer | 84 |
| #116 | sane hatrack | 1 |
| #296 | sawblade fragment | 80 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #318 | sinister altar fragment | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2769 | spectre scepter | 4 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #1711 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1705 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #1026 | stick | 1 |
| #686 | stick-on-a-string | 5 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #2498 | stuffed gray blob | 2 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1591 | teddy borg | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #1399 | toothsome rock | 5 |
| #1868 | toy crazy train | 2 |
| #477 | toy deathbot | 2 |
| #1400 | toy jet pack | 3 |
| #546 | toy maglev monorail | 2 |
| #1565 | toy mercenary | 2 |
| #1525 | toy ray gun | 3 |
| #1439 | toy space helmet | 3 |
| #891 | toy train | 2 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #2301 | tree-eating kite | 4 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #293 | unstable laser battery | 72 |
| #1913 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #670 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #1492 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #371 | vibrating cyborg knife | 12 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #649 | wheel | 5 |
| #70 | wizard action figure | 1 |
| #740 | yellow glowstick | 1 |
| #1254 | yo | 5 |
| #2046 | yo-yo | 2 |
| #125 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 1 |
| #1200 | zombie pineal gland | 3 |