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| #373 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 10 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #17 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #1008 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #356 | Kissin' Cousins | 3 |
| #456 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #729 | Let Me Be! | 2 |
| #848 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #144 | Necrotelicomnicon | 5 |
| #24 | Sneaky Pete's leather jacket | 1 |
| #945 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #935 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
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| #186 | baby cuddlefish | 1 |
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| #322 | balloon monkey | 5 |
| #444 | barrrnacle | 36 |
| #183 | beautiful rainbow | 1 |
| #77 | black paisley oyster egg | 47 |
| #257 | black plastic oyster egg | 17 |
| #267 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 20 |
| #587 | black striped oyster egg | 9 |
| #137 | blank diary | 1 |
| #70 | blue paisley oyster egg | 32 |
| #247 | blue plastic oyster egg | 20 |
| #253 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 15 |
| #128 | blue striped oyster egg | 28 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1224 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #99 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #259 | disturbing fanfic | 683 |
| #77 | elven whittling knife | 2 |
| #1900 | evil teddy bear | 3 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #309 | fertilized ghuol egg | 1 |
| #501 | frigid mote | 1 |
| #1240 | fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #16 | ghost pickle on a stick | 73 |
| #342 | ghuol egg | 57 |
| #224 | goat | 3 |
| #211 | golden plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #4476 | grue egg | 2 |
| #160 | holiday log | 1 |
| #192 | hovering sombrero | 2 |
| #63 | imitation crab zoea | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #10 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 279 |
| #90 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 31 |
| #123 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 17 |
| #406 | lavender striped oyster egg | 6 |
| #235 | leprechaun hatchling | 2 |
| #141 | little black book | 1 |
| #382 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #619 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 6 |
| #400 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 8 |
| #673 | mauve striped oyster egg | 6 |
| #440 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #206 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 19 |
| #212 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 14 |
| #125 | off-white striped oyster egg | 21 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #168 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #636 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #298 | potato sprout | 7 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #430 | puce paisley oyster egg | 6 |
| #91 | puce plastic oyster egg | 29 |
| #549 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 7 |
| #287 | puce striped oyster egg | 9 |
| #356 | red paisley oyster egg | 9 |
| #68 | red plastic oyster egg | 41 |
| #220 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 13 |
| #205 | red striped oyster egg | 13 |
| #325 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 2 |
| #849 | sleeping snowy owl | 2 |
| #27 | smiling rat | 16 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #78 | spooky pirate skeleton | 14 |
| #542 | squirming egg sac | 13 |
| #621 | teddy bear | 10 |
| #813 | teddy borg | 9 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #1258 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 6 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 4 |
| #511 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 9 |
| #1174 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 4 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 3 |
| #2067 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #1150 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 4 |
| #226 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 2 |
| #1519 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 12 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #1114 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 9 |
| #972 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 10 |
| #1224 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 3 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #344 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 2 |
| #1499 | tiny plastic Felonia | 3 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #1467 | tiny plastic G Imp | 5 |
| #174 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #2805 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #1256 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 6 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #1758 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 4 |
| #785 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #2059 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 4 |
| #1769 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 4 |
| #2181 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 3 |
| #2140 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 3 |
| #1769 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 4 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #1726 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 4 |
| #2744 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #569 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 8 |
| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #1741 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 4 |
| #1283 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 3 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #851 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 6 |
| #110 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1800 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 4 |
| #425 | tiny plastic angry goat | 37 |
| #1742 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 4 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #479 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 15 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #947 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 19 |
| #995 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 18 |
| #2791 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #990 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 5 |
| #449 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 35 |
| #1466 | tiny plastic blooper | 5 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #1216 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 6 |
| #1345 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #454 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 36 |
| #555 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 29 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #926 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 5 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #465 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 10 |
| #101 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 4 |
| #2202 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 3 |
| #1790 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 4 |
| #2814 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 12 |
| #886 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 20 |
| #2248 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 8 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic goth giant | 4 |
| #776 | tiny plastic grue | 22 |
| #1719 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 4 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic hermit | 4 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #733 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 24 |
| #912 | tiny plastic killer bee | 19 |
| #1741 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 4 |
| #1003 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 18 |
| #1636 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 11 |
| #2171 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 3 |
| #2008 | tiny plastic mosquito | 9 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2154 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 3 |
| #681 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 7 |
| #1267 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 14 |
| #694 | tiny plastic sauceror | 7 |
| #1464 | tiny plastic scary clown | 5 |
| #1319 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 4 |
| #102 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #1059 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 7 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1474 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 5 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #935 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 19 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #1010 | tiny plastic stab bat | 18 |
| #1029 | tiny plastic star starfish | 17 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2293 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #1741 | tiny plastic taco cat | 4 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1727 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 4 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #1087 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 5 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #1705 | tiny plastic warwelf | 4 |
| #2107 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 3 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic zmobie | 4 |
| #126 | toast | 16,059 |
| #2083 | toothsome rock | 2 |
| #134 | unwound clockwork grapefruit | 1 |
| #103 | very overdue library book | 7 |
| #1751 | wind-up chattering teeth | 3 |
| #442 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 6 |
| #98 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 40 |
| #311 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 7 |
| #245 | yellow striped oyster egg | 10 |