| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #454 | BGE temporary tattoo | 2 |
| #1501 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #177 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 5 |
| #263 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 3 |
| #508 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #466 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #251 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 3 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #786 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #272 | Corpse Island iced tea | 20 |
| #800 | Crimbo candied pecan | 10 |
| #995 | Crimbo fudge | 6 |
| #922 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 7 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #350 | Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #653 | Crimbuck | 1,455 |
| #66 | Lars the Cyberian | 5 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #187 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 15 |
| #113 | The Joy of Wassailing | 21 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #176 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 5 |
| #436 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 4 |
| #701 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #66 | amber aviator shades | 3 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #1454 | anniversary gift box | 3 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #76 | antique bottle opener | 10 |
| #502 | bag of bones | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #273 | battered Crimbo Crate | 48 |
| #169 | bindlestocking | 15 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #607 | blue glowstick | 2 |
| #308 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 4 |
| #785 | bone chips | 6 |
| #277 | bone meal | 1 |
| #37 | bone spurs | 2 |
| #645 | bottle of Blank-Out | 6 |
| #409 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #252 | boulder | 6 |
| #97 | breaded beer | 5 |
| #736 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 5 |
| #131 | can of franks 'n' beans | 2 |
| #628 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 14 |
| #677 | candied yams | 13 |
| #2743 | candy cane | 6 |
| #1063 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #1466 | candy knuckles | 2 |
| #802 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #111 | chocolate cigar | 15 |
| #131 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 76 |
| #1147 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| #355 | colorful plastic ball | 54 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #307 | corpse on the beach | 16 |
| #449 | corpsedriver | 11 |
| #315 | corpsetini | 16 |
| #697 | corrupted data | 2 |
| #197 | dusty Crimbo crate | 46 |
| #1554 | eggnog | 6 |
| #525 | elven cellocello | 30 |
| #1393 | elven moonshine | 2 |
| #1136 | elven socks | 2 |
| #516 | elven suicide capsule | 30 |
| #411 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #2035 | fancy dress ball | 2 |
| #809 | fancy opera glasses | 2 |
| #1763 | fire | 1 |
| #143 | floaty pebbles | 3 |
| #142 | floaty sand | 143 |
| #50 | fossilized baboon skull | 13 |
| #99 | fossilized bat skull | 7 |
| #226 | fossilized limb | 47 |
| 🥈 | fossilized necklace | 1 |
| #171 | fossilized serpent skull | 5 |
| #449 | fossilized spike | 8 |
| #70 | fossilized spine | 31 |
| #90 | fossilized torso | 68 |
| #125 | fossilized wing | 35 |
| #139 | fossilized wyrm skull | 6 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #3939 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #307 | gingerbread house | 2 |
| #1884 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #396 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #336 | herringcello | 35 |
| #1376 | iGoogly | 3 |
| #2350 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #249 | intriguing puzzle box | 2 |
| #1885 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #1422 | licorice garrote | 2 |
| #49 | mirrored aviator shades | 1 |
| #106 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #1676 | nanite-infested candy cane | 5 |
| #2559 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #1963 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #696 | nanofiber cloth | 6 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #601 | oozenog | 6 |
| #367 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #99 | portable photocopier | 60 |
| #51 | pottery hat | 1 |
| #41 | pottery shield | 1 |
| #42 | pottery training pants | 1 |
| #63 | pottery yo-yo | 1 |
| 🥈 | pulsing flesh | 279 |
| #488 | robotronic egg | 55 |
| #786 | rogue swarmer | 60 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #855 | sawblade fragment | 53 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #23 | snowball | 118 |
| #197 | spooky bark | 91 |
| #253 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 5 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #330 | string of Crimbo lights | 2 |
| #588 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 23 |
| #779 | synthetic stuffing | 5 |
| #1059 | theoretical string | 6 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #394 | tofurkey gravy | 22 |
| #502 | tofurkey leg | 17 |
| #820 | tooth | 4 |
| #1591 | toy hoverpad | 1 |
| #1443 | twitching claw | 2 |
| #2017 | unstable DNA | 5 |
| #715 | unstable laser battery | 54 |
| #673 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #24 | volcanic ash | 260 |
| #438 | wad of cotton | 6 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |