| #196 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 2 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #486 | Ancient Saucehelm | 5 |
| #308 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 2 |
| #455 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 25 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1080 | Bonerdagon necklace | 8 |
| #1506 | Boss Bat britches | 6 |
| #102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1212 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #525 | Colander of Em-er'il | 5 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #799 | Crown of the Goblin King | 31 |
| #660 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 5 |
| #178 | Disco Banjo | 3 |
| #620 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 4 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #1027 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #37 | LED block | 55 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #146 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 2 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #109 | Rock and Roll Legend | 20 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #1144 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1509 | badass belt | 36 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #3284 | candy cane | 4 |
| #438 | chaos butterfly | 380 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #952 | dollhive | 5 |
| #756 | drywall axe | 14 |
| #253 | duct tape | 165 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #75 | duct tape sword | 2 |
| #1553 | easter egg balloon | 15 |
| #2059 | eggnog | 3 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #219 | iGoogly | 120 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #225 | lucky rabbit's foot | 26 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #2527 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #1411 | nanite-infested eggnog | 4 |
| #1397 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #97 | nanofiber cloth | 68 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #790 | really dense meat stack | 7 |
| #564 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #704 | shiny ring | 35 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1315 | solid gold bowling ball | 8 |
| #797 | stainless steel scarf | 4 |
| #1399 | stainless steel shillelagh | 3 |
| #1582 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #842 | stainless steel slacks | 5 |
| #772 | stainless steel solitaire | 4 |
| #1105 | stainless steel suspenders | 3 |
| #5702 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 5 |
| #4855 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 7 |
| #6967 | stuffed angry cow | 3 |
| #4567 | stuffed astral badger | 8 |
| #6358 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #905 | stuffed dodecapede | 2 |
| #5307 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 6 |
| #5818 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 5 |
| #2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #5743 | stuffed hand turkey | 5 |
| #4264 | stuffed mind flayer | 9 |
| #4042 | stuffed scary death orb | 10 |
| #3558 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 12 |
| #7669 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #6321 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #1973 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 3 |
| #3537 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 12 |
| #7007 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #133 | synthetic stuffing | 110 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #185 | theoretical string | 127 |
| #2177 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 3 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #2092 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #1191 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 4 |
| #1490 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 3 |
| #1983 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 9 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic G Imp | 3 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 4 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 4 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #2847 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #1243 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 6 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #2138 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
| #594 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 2 |
| #1755 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 4 |
| #1236 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 6 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1026 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 7 |
| #2743 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2828 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #1282 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 3 |
| #1424 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 5 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2856 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1740 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 4 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 3 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #2546 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 7 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #6175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 4 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #542 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #2498 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 7 |
| #3290 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 5 |
| #2090 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #2749 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #1819 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #1449 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 5 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 4 |
| #1786 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 4 |
| #1481 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 5 |
| #1711 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 4 |
| #2839 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #2872 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 6 |
| #6146 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #1709 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 4 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic goth giant | 4 |
| #3301 | tiny plastic grue | 5 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #3300 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 5 |
| #3262 | tiny plastic killer bee | 5 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #1637 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 11 |
| #3308 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 5 |
| #2725 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #2005 | tiny plastic mosquito | 9 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4790 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #1779 | tiny plastic scary clown | 4 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #2140 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 3 |
| #2267 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 8 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #2013 | tiny plastic stab bat | 9 |
| #2835 | tiny plastic star starfish | 6 |
| #534 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 2 |
| #2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 3 |
| #1827 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #1479 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #2122 | tiny plastic warwelf | 3 |
| #1433 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 5 |
| #2787 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #185 | toy hoverpad | 123 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #1822 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #1284 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |