| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #706 | Feynman gate | 12 |
| #961 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 6 |
| #712 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 7 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2224 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #904 | astronaut pants | 7 |
| #455 | atomic vector plotter | 8 |
| #899 | ball | 6 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #414 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 8 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #135 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 2 |
| #386 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 3 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #396 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #2000 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #667 | candy knuckles | 4 |
| #3108 | candy stake | 2 |
| #958 | canteen of wine | 19 |
| #593 | capacitor relay | 17 |
| #896 | carbon nanotube frame | 10 |
| #423 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 25 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #391 | computronic processing unit | 9 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2188 | easter egg balloon | 9 |
| #215 | evil googly eye | 22 |
| #626 | evil teddy bear | 21 |
| #614 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 11 |
| #1812 | fancy chocolate car | 2 |
| #336 | fancy dress ball | 41 |
| #532 | felt | 17 |
| #975 | fire | 4 |
| #2303 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #1884 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #225 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #2190 | googly eye | 2 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #675 | gray bow tie | 9 |
| #3140 | grue egg | 5 |
| #513 | grue egg omelette | 3 |
| #733 | gyroscope | 3 |
| #1110 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #427 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 8 |
| #269 | incredibly creepy marionette | 11 |
| #599 | ion grid | 19 |
| #427 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 8 |
| #1395 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #1862 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #244 | killer rag doll | 11 |
| #876 | kite | 8 |
| #708 | knuckle sandwich | 26 |
| #502 | length of string | 23 |
| #976 | licorice garrote | 3 |
| #621 | logic synthesizer | 15 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #246 | mushroom fermenting solution | 30 |
| #1341 | mylar scout drone | 2 |
| #1187 | oozenog | 4 |
| #652 | patent leather shoes | 9 |
| #515 | penguin thesaurus | 14 |
| #361 | pet rock | 21 |
| #1433 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #164 | possessed top | 34 |
| #413 | prehistoric spear | 10 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #1293 | pulsing flesh | 2 |
| #419 | quantum polarity inducer | 8 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #418 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 21 |
| #387 | recursive spline reticulator | 8 |
| #438 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 8 |
| #940 | rigid carapace | 5 |
| #461 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 8 |
| #938 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #908 | sock monkey | 2 |
| #47 | spooky eggnog | 85 |
| #560 | spooky felt | 16 |
| #1071 | spooky length of string | 8 |
| #234 | spooky stuffing | 28 |
| #441 | spooky toy wheel | 11 |
| #312 | spooky wooden block | 24 |
| #553 | stick-on-a-string | 7 |
| #1004 | stringy sinew | 8 |
| #136 | stuffed alien blob | 41 |
| #171 | stuffed doppelshifter | 88 |
| #342 | sub-molecular interocitor | 10 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4915 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #2039 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 4 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1283 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 3 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #6168 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #4899 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #4886 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3345 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #6232 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 4 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4853 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #3268 | tiny plastic killer bee | 5 |
| #2231 | tiny plastic mosquito | 8 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3303 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 5 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #6198 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #3349 | tiny plastic star starfish | 5 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2292 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #673 | toothsome rock | 14 |
| #765 | top | 6 |
| #441 | toy crazy train | 21 |
| #897 | toy jet pack | 7 |
| #539 | toy mercenary | 12 |
| #998 | toy ray gun | 7 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #953 | toy space helmet | 7 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #353 | tree-eating kite | 104 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #255 | tropical wrapping paper | 4 |
| #1104 | twitching claw | 4 |
| #689 | unstable DNA | 71 |
| #644 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 14 |
| #899 | wad of cotton | 1 |
| #932 | wooden block | 2 |
| #549 | yo | 17 |
| #374 | yo-yo | 85 |