| #746 | BGE merchandise order form | 3 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #325 | CRIMBCO mug | 43 |
| #1198 | CRIMBCO scrip | 30 |
| #483 | CRIMBCO wine | 16 |
| #506 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 6 |
| #1189 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #841 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 6 |
| #297 | Feynman gate | 38 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #1195 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #191 | atomic vector plotter | 21 |
| #1885 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #1592 | ball | 2 |
| #925 | bath ball gift set | 4 |
| #234 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 16 |
| #1124 | black paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #1488 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #670 | black snowcone | 2 |
| #1475 | black striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #1772 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1676 | blue plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1673 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #472 | blue snowcone | 12 |
| #611 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #1067 | buckyball | 3 |
| #1498 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #147 | capacitor relay | 92 |
| #157 | carbon nanotube frame | 89 |
| #1144 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #186 | computronic processing unit | 21 |
| #594 | cyborg doll | 2 |
| #1247 | cyborg stompin' boot | 2 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1167 | dollhive | 3 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1390 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #1694 | evil teddy bear | 4 |
| #1812 | fake fake vomit | 2 |
| #1417 | fancy dress ball | 5 |
| #1553 | felt | 4 |
| #852 | fire | 5 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #639 | green snowcone | 4 |
| #431 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 2 |
| #732 | gyroscope | 3 |
| #507 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 5 |
| #187 | homeopathic healing powder | 1 |
| #131 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 31 |
| #1281 | immense cyborg hand | 4 |
| #553 | incredibly creepy marionette | 5 |
| #301 | ion grid | 44 |
| #145 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 31 |
| #506 | killer rag doll | 5 |
| #1688 | kite | 2 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1117 | lavender striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1372 | length of string | 4 |
| #282 | logic synthesizer | 43 |
| #458 | lowercase N | 16 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #560 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 5 |
| #1896 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #334 | marionette collective | 2 |
| #1292 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1188 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1661 | monomolecular yo-yo | 3 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #2527 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #2560 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #2028 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #1371 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #135 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 67 |
| #676 | orange snowcone | 4 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #1236 | pet rock | 5 |
| #197 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 5 |
| #1007 | possessed top | 5 |
| #618 | prehistoric spear | 6 |
| #1286 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #592 | purple snowcone | 9 |
| #647 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #147 | quantum polarity inducer | 30 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1204 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 5 |
| #85 | recursive spline reticulator | 59 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1841 | red plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #736 | red snowcone | 2 |
| #191 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 21 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #949 | robotronic egg | 29 |
| #329 | [2108]rock | 12 |
| #1882 | rogue swarmer | 30 |
| #2174 | sawblade fragment | 19 |
| #79 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 64 |
| #939 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #812 | slow jam collection | 4 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1947 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #346 | spooky felt | 28 |
| #327 | spooky length of string | 36 |
| #274 | spooky stuffing | 23 |
| #204 | spooky toy wheel | 24 |
| #742 | spooky wooden block | 9 |
| #1099 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #343 | stick | 8 |
| #553 | stick-on-a-string | 7 |
| #327 | stringy sinew | 31 |
| #677 | stuffed alien blob | 10 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #1401 | stuffing | 5 |
| #223 | sub-molecular interocitor | 16 |
| #383 | targeting chip | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #3339 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 5 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2862 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 6 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #6175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #4866 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #6230 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #4876 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #3955 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #3949 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 4 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #2252 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 8 |
| #2806 | tiny plastic killer bee | 6 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #2234 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 8 |
| #1628 | tiny plastic mosquito | 11 |
| #1795 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #2490 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 7 |
| #1323 | tiny plastic sauceror | 4 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3362 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 5 |
| #2233 | tiny plastic stab bat | 8 |
| #4010 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #403 | tiny shaker of salt | 6 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #314 | tooth | 12 |
| #820 | toothsome rock | 11 |
| #1201 | toy crazy train | 5 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #1217 | toy jet pack | 4 |
| #546 | toy maglev monorail | 2 |
| #978 | toy mercenary | 5 |
| #1342 | toy ray gun | 4 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1271 | toy space helmet | 4 |
| #891 | toy train | 2 |
| #1106 | toy wheel | 6 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1607 | tree-eating kite | 10 |
| #660 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #617 | tropical orchid | 1 |
| #133 | tropical paperweight | 3 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1254 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 5 |
| #2068 | vibrating cyborg knife | 3 |
| #2083 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 6 |
| #581 | wheel | 6 |
| #1752 | whoopie cushion | 2 |
| #931 | wooden block | 2 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2049 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #752 | yo | 11 |
| #1886 | yo-yo | 3 |