| #794 | 30669 scroll | 3 |
| #933 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #393 | 668 scroll | 1 |
| #1484 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #1637 | 8-ball | 4 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #84 | Abyssal ember | 1 |
| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #24 | Ass-Stompers of Violence | 1 |
| #403 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 27 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #206 | Belt of Howling Anger | 1 |
| #2382 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #202 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 1 |
| #932 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #280 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 2 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #61 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| 🥇 | Chef Boy, R&D's business card | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #793 | Cloaca grenade | 14 |
| #869 | Cloaca-Cola | 21 |
| #24 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 110 |
| #27 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 111 |
| #302 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 9 |
| #33 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 87 |
| #181 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 4 |
| #212 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 1 |
| #968 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #19 | Cold Stone of Hatred | 1 |
| #347 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 2 |
| #329 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 2 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator | 1 |
| #13 | Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball | 1 |
| #3211 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #1114 | Crown of the Goblin King | 21 |
| #858 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 4 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1624 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 7 |
| #6 | El Vibrato leg guards | 3 |
| #107 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 4 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #206 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 1 |
| #196 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 1 |
| #3359 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #914 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 2 |
| #1060 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 2 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #177 | Miniborg laser | 3 |
| #195 | Miniborg stomper | 3 |
| #190 | Miniborg strangler | 3 |
| #2357 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #12 | Platinum Yendorian Express Card | 1 |
| #474 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #420 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 7 |
| #147 | Shield of Icy Fate | 2 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #20 | Staff of Simmering Hatred | 1 |
| #211 | Sword of Dark Omens | 1 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #336 | Wolfman Nardz | 3 |
| #612 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| 🥈 | a suspicious address | 1 |
| 🥉 | abyssal battle plans | 1 |
| #91 | albatross necklace | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #204 | annoying pitchfork | 13 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #904 | astronaut pants | 7 |
| #559 | atomic vector plotter | 5 |
| #425 | baconstone | 19 |
| #7432 | badass belt | 1 |
| #252 | batskin belt | 2 |
| #454 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #559 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 4 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #1817 | black paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #700 | black plastic oyster egg | 6 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1901 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #801 | blackberry | 2 |
| #269 | blackberry combat boots | 1 |
| #220 | blackberry moccasins | 1 |
| #1029 | blue paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #1290 | blue plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #712 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 6 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #334 | blue striped oyster egg | 13 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #183 | bottle of Domesticated Turkey | 11 |
| #1623 | bottle of goofballs | 14 |
| #681 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #1108 | bottle of rum | 9 |
| #1215 | bottle of whiskey | 4 |
| #232 | broken carburetor | 1 |
| #680 | brown sugar cane | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #564 | can of Binarrrca | 16 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #957 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #2396 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 2 |
| #1965 | candied yams | 3 |
| #150 | canteen of wine | 137 |
| #637 | carbonated water lily | 1 |
| #130 | casino pass | 30 |
| #1187 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 4 |
| #427 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 3 |
| #669 | chopsticks | 2 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #747 | clockwork key | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #612 | cocktail napkin | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #681 | colorful plastic ball | 1 |
| #297 | cornuthaum | 20 |
| #1819 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #112 | cylindrical mold | 25 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #98 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 4 |
| #643 | desiccated apricot | 2 |
| #783 | dried face | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #561 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 16 |
| #431 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 33 |
| #929 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 2 |
| #418 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 32 |
| #479 | dusty bottle of Port | 26 |
| #534 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 17 |
| #398 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #829 | elven limbos gingerbread | 13 |
| #1033 | elven moonshine | 6 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #762 | fake blood | 1 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #209 | flange | 14 |
| #60 | flask of mining oil | 125 |
| #198 | flask of tainted mining oil | 25 |
| 🥇 | flickering pixel | 8 |
| #426 | furry pants | 1 |
| #1518 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #738 | glass of goat's milk | 3 |
| #570 | goat cheese | 11 |
| #123 | gray bow tie | 45 |
| #5335 | grue egg | 1 |
| #869 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #402 | half-rotten brain | 1 |
| #362 | hamethyst | 22 |
| #2393 | handful of confetti | 12 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #539 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #68 | high-energy mining laser | 25 |
| #458 | hors d'oeuvre tray | 1 |
| #273 | inflatable duck | 5 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1517 | knuckle sandwich | 1 |
| #225 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 14 |
| #900 | little paper umbrella | 10 |
| #292 | live lobster | 1 |
| #323 | lucky rabbit's foot | 20 |
| #744 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 3 |
| #148 | magic lamp | 6 |
| #741 | magical ice cubes | 13 |
| #246 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #170 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #899 | mind flayer corpse | 1 |
| #446 | monomolecular yo-yo | 136 |
| #363 | mulled cider | 3 |
| #510 | mummy costume | 11 |
| #832 | mushroom fermenting solution | 8 |
| #359 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #391 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 10 |
| #15 | oversized fish scaler | 152 |
| #188 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #238 | palm-frond cloak | 1 |
| #205 | palm-frond toupee | 3 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #1585 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #143 | parasitic claw | 2 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #68 | parasitic tentacles | 2 |
| #587 | party hat | 2 |
| #128 | patent leather shoes | 43 |
| #1145 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 1 |
| #117 | plexiglass pants | 2 |
| #943 | plot hole | 14 |
| #1185 | pool cue | 1 |
| #507 | porquoise | 15 |
| #391 | potion of temporary gr8ness | 1 |
| #468 | prehistoric spear | 9 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #543 | pumpkinhead mask | 11 |
| #62 | radiation-resistant helmet | 25 |
| #303 | raspberry | 1 |
| #609 | really dense meat stack | 10 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #366 | ring of adornment | 1 |
| #137 | ring of aggravate monster | 88 |
| #104 | ring of gain strength | 6 |
| #349 | rusty bonesaw | 1 |
| #2410 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #1552 | saucepan | 2 |
| #1213 | scroll of drastic healing | 2 |
| #649 | scrumptious reagent | 34 |
| #66 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 25 |
| #682 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 3 |
| #2958 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #321 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #593 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #591 | small box | 1 |
| #771 | smart skull | 5 |
| #404 | smoky potion | 28 |
| #790 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 3 |
| #1680 | solid gold bowling ball | 5 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #979 | spices | 2 |
| #832 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #1416 | spooky mushroom | 3 |
| #1003 | spooky shrunken head | 2 |
| #1220 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #746 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 2 |
| #743 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 2 |
| #750 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 2 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #744 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #748 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #503 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 4 |
| #746 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 2 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #621 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 3 |
| #753 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 2 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #1481 | tiny house | 7 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 3 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #3983 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #924 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 4 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #1763 | tiny plastic Hellion | 4 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #1489 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 3 |
| #2846 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #2767 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #2777 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #951 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #2251 | tiny plastic angry goat | 8 |
| #2808 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #2885 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #4887 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #4828 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #2791 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #542 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #4864 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #2463 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 7 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #2748 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 3 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #2812 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #2839 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #6225 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #4800 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #972 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 2 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #6082 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #4786 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #2821 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #6159 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #4827 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #2725 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #1795 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #6119 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #1316 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 4 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3299 | tiny plastic stab bat | 5 |
| #2017 | tiny plastic star starfish | 9 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2290 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #2749 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #488 | tip jar | 1 |
| #2300 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #1886 | tofurkey leg | 3 |
| #674 | toothsome rock | 14 |
| #1557 | toy crazy train | 3 |
| #1072 | toy jet pack | 5 |
| #835 | toy mercenary | 7 |
| #896 | toy ray gun | 9 |
| #517 | toy soldier | 3 |
| #953 | toy space helmet | 7 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #68 | tropical orchid | 100 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1787 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #1001 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 8 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #714 | vibrating cyborg knife | 9 |
| #112 | vorpal blade | 97 |
| #428 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 2 |
| #532 | wolfman mask | 11 |
| #430 | wonderwall shield | 1 |
| #812 | wooden stakes | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #309 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 9 |
| #367 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 16 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |