darkindreds

RankItemQuantity
#114"Humorous" T-shirt1
#1456Amulet of Yendor1
#1321Ancient Saucehelm2
#4297Baron von Ratsworth's monocle1
#522Blue Diamond of Honesty1
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#1853Corpse Island iced tea1
#1251Crimboween memo8
#4251Crown of the Goblin King1
#423Eau de Guaneau1
#946Goodfella contract2
#1442Green Clover of Justice1
#669LED block1
#3900Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet1
#961MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech6
#375McMillicancuddy's Special Lager5
#1134Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler1
#394Miniborg laser1
#444Miniborg stomper1
#405Miniborg strangler1
#1758Mob Penguin cellular phone3
#1270Orange Star of Sacrifice1
#815Pink Heart of Spirit1
#963SPF 451 lip balm1
#574Tiki lighter1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#1613Yellow Moon of Compassion1
#1172Zinc Delta of Tranquility1
#3681ancient unspeakable fruitcake1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#451aspirin2
#893astral mushroom4
#1082astronaut pants5
#1088atomic vector plotter1
#2450baconstone1
#1883bag of airline peanuts1
#1914bat-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#1022bi-lateral logic compressor1
🥈biomechanical crimborg helmet1
#2110black plastic oyster egg1
#2554blue paisley oyster egg1
#2621blue striped oyster egg1
#173bobble-hip hula elf doll1
#670bottle of antifreeze1
#5025bottle of goofballs1
#7456box of sunshine1
#666bunch of bananas3
#545can of fake snow1
#956can of spinach1
#1528candy cane20
#3830candy stake1
#1757capacitor relay1
#1811carbon nanotube frame1
#545chintzy disco ball pendant1
#68clockwork crossbow1
#747clockwork key1
#46clockwork staff1
#70clockwork sword1
#1795clown hammer1
#3275club necklace1
#507colored-light "necklace"1
#1056computronic processing unit1
#1825corpse on the beach1
#1819corpsedriver1
#1467corpsetini2
#1477defective skull1
#3287diamond necklace1
#1640doll house1
#1477duck-on-a-string1
#5139easter egg balloon1
#1180encoder ring1
#2195evil teddy bear2
#1773explosion-flavored chewing gum1
#761fake blood1
#1985fake fake vomit1
#1791fake hand1
#1288fancy but probably evil chocolate4
#2519fancy chocolate1
#2422fancy dress ball1
#2393felt1
#1348fire2
#470[2426]fire flower2
#1584fruitcake8
#443gearbox necklace2
#2536giant pinky ring1
#1108gingerbread bugbear18
#3809gingerbread horror1
#2126golden ring34
#3473grue egg4
#587grue egg omelette2
#4017handful of confetti3
#236handmade hobby horse1
#2507heart necklace2
🥈hi-density nylocite leg armor1
#1026hyperbolic plasma focuser1
#1217iGoogly5
#2350immense cyborg hand1
#957incredibly creepy marionette2
#1775ion grid1
#1080ion-pulse modulation stabilizer1
#1828jazz soap1
#1882joybuzzer1
#884killer rag doll2
#2050killing feather18
#948kite7
#2060laser-broiled pear11
#2180lavender paisley oyster egg1
#2307lavender plastic oyster egg1
#1135loaded serum blowgun3
#1726logic synthesizer1
#1976lucky rabbit's foot1
#1348mad scientist's sock monkey1
#2077mafia aria1
#1892magical ice cube with a fly in it1
#1086marionette1
#610marshmallow10
#2384mauve striped oyster egg1
#589mushroom fermenting solution12
#3075nanite-infested candy cane2
#1929nanite-infested eggnog3
#1396nanite-infested fruitcake4
#1477nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear4
#1038nanofiber cloth2
#2534off-white plastic oyster egg1
#864oriole-feather headdress1
#1559pack of KWE trading card1
#1584pants of the Slug Lord1
#236perpendicular hula with a fly in it1
#2716pet rock1
#1651pet rock "Groucho" disguise1
#1882pet rock "Snooty" disguise1
#273petrified time2
#1394polyalloy shield3
🥈polymorphic fastening apparatus1
#2213porquoise1
#2221possessed top1
#949prehistoric spear3
#2253puce polka-dot oyster egg1
#1068quantum polarity inducer1
#1303rag doll1
#2247razor-tipped yo-yo1
#1005recursive spline reticulator1
#2537red plastic oyster egg1
#1107reverse-oscillating klystron1
#749[2108]rock5
#1933rogue swarmer29
#3639rubber WWBD? bracelet1
#3660rubber WWSPD? bracelet1
#3650rubber WWtNSD? bracelet1
#1959rubber emo roe1
#319rusty metal ring1
#324rusty metal shaft1
#2143sawblade fragment20
#1479scroll of pasta summoning1
#1088servomechanical torsion facilitator1
🥈silicon-infused gluteal shield1
#940skull-shaped Crimboween cookie2
#1348sock monkey1
#2845solid gold bowling ball1
#3321spade necklace1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#762sparkler5
#1055spider web2
#979spooky bicycle chain2
#970spooky cosmetics bag2
#2624spooky eggnog2
#1478spooky hockey mask1
#686stick-on-a-string5
#8936stuffed Cheshire bitten1
#8942stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech1
#3168stuffed alien blob1
#8861stuffed angry cow1
#8973stuffed astral badger1
#8948stuffed baby gravy fairy1
#8830stuffed cocoabo1
#2479stuffed doppelshifter2
#8923stuffed flaming gravy fairy1
#8969stuffed frozen gravy fairy1
#8976stuffed hand turkey1
#8911stuffed mind flayer1
#8940stuffed scary death orb1
#8961stuffed sleazy gravy fairy1
#8803stuffed snowy owl1
#8881stuffed spooky gravy fairy1
#8878stuffed stinky gravy fairy1
#8889stuffed undead elbow macaroni1
#1049sub-molecular interocitor1
#206sugar-coated pine cone14
#1007synthetic stuffing2
#1586teddy bear2
#1254theoretical string3
🥇time sleigh1
#8193tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#2899tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#4544tiny plastic accordion thief1
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#8214tiny plastic angry goat1
#8254tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8131tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#4482tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#8177tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#8098tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8222tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#4498tiny plastic disco bandit1
#8153tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8191tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8097tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#8062tiny plastic grue1
#4599tiny plastic hermit1
#8130tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8071tiny plastic killer bee1
#8201tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8103tiny plastic levitating potato1
#8116tiny plastic mosquito1
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#8102tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#4451tiny plastic seal clubber1
#8227tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#1255toy hoverpad4
#2127toy mercenary1
#1081toy ray gun6
#1190toy soldier1
#761toy space helmet10
#1384toy train1
#1474toy wheel3
#478tree skirt1
#2136tree-eating kite5
#680tropical wrapping paper2
#2329unstable laser battery18
#1913vampire duck-on-a-string2
#1487vibrating cyborg knife5
#1147wheel2
#1933whoopie cushion1
#2053wind-up chattering teeth1
#1043wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#1454x-ray specs1
#2818yellow plastic oyster egg1
#1065yo7
#1512yo-yo7
#1862zombie pineal gland1

Wow, that's 583 items total!

what items are this player missing?