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| #337 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #22 | 668 scroll | 107 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1229 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #414 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #2465 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #455 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #1789 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2385 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #725 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #1315 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 3 |
| #61 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 1 |
| #157 | Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #1271 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #818 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #647 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1568 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1409 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 2 |
| #69 | Travoltan trousers | 1 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #916 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #1613 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #286 | astral mushroom | 40 |
| #904 | astronaut pants | 7 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #657 | baconstone | 12 |
| #2044 | ball | 1 |
| #1914 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #1818 | black paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #3305 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1030 | blue paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #22 | bottle of vodka | 6,134 |
| #3984 | box of sunshine | 14 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2874 | candied yams | 1 |
| #3832 | candy stake | 1 |
| #392 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #545 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #509 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #508 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #576 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #815 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #1103 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 7 |
| #1635 | club necklace | 4 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #2469 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1477 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1937 | easter egg balloon | 11 |
| #6 | evil flaming eyeball pendant | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #3837 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1765 | fire | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #2812 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #223 | grass blade | 1 |
| #194 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #765 | green glowstick | 2 |
| #984 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #452 | hamethyst | 18 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #3383 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #1110 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #1026 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #2794 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #425 | lupine sword | 1 |
| #1348 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #247 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #171 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #1087 | marionette | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2436 | oozenog | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #329 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #344 | porquoise | 22 |
| #2222 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1615 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #1287 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2247 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1005 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1107 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #399 | serpentine sword | 1 |
| #1088 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #1809 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1098 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #2497 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1367 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1478 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1282 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #1130 | stainless steel shillelagh | 4 |
| #1585 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #2248 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1713 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #3167 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #1049 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #269 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 73 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4313 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3065 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3929 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8216 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #8256 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8179 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4499 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1017 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3912 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3927 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8155 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8064 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3897 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8132 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8073 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8203 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8105 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8118 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1037 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4348 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8102 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8228 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8163 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8142 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #979 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4041 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4484 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #2807 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2813 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #2528 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2070 | top | 1 |
| #1843 | towel | 1 |
| #1079 | toy crazy train | 6 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1194 | toy ray gun | 5 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1142 | toy space helmet | 5 |
| #892 | toy train | 2 |
| #3146 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #253 | tropical paperweight | 2 |
| #1913 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #2366 | yo-yo | 1 |