Imposterous

RankItemQuantity
#114"Humorous" T-shirt1
#174'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign11
#248ASCII shirt8
#877Ancient Saucehelm3
#182Chester's bag of candy1
#174Chester's cutoffs1
#185Chester's moustache1
#1481Colander of Em-er'il2
#491Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket1
#886Copper Alpha of Sincerity2
#249Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket3
#637Crimboween memo17
#858Disco 'Fro Pick4
#1102El Sombrero De Lopez2
#42El Vibrato energy spear1
#45El Vibrato helmet1
#31El Vibrato leg guards1
#27El Vibrato translator1
#2384Elder Turtle Shell1
#212Frosty's carrot1
#196Frosty's nailbat1
#214Frosty's old silk hat1
#440General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket1
#136Gnollish pie server15
#96Gnollish slotted spoon21
#441Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer1
#337Grateful Undead T-shirt1
#88Hodgman's almanac1
#1674Iron Beta of Industry1
#322Knob Goblin elite shirt22
#177Knob Goblin melon baller16
#110Knob Goblin spatula233
#310Knob Goblin tongs44
#1177MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech4
#347Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot1
#189Mr. Joe's bangles8
#196Ol' Scratch's ol' britches1
#92Ol' Scratch's stove door1
#187Oscus's dumpster waders1
#100Oscus's flypaper pants1
#193Oscus's pelt1
#1229Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster4
#314Pink Heart of Spirit3
#476Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket1
#118Saccharine Maple pendant1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#1250Uncle Crimbo's Rations1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#203Wand of Oscus1
#161Ye Olde Navy Fleece3
#1612Yellow Moon of Compassion1
#1171Zinc Delta of Tranquility1
#17Zombo's empty eye1
#182Zombo's grievous greaves1
#187Zombo's shield1
#85Zombo's skull ring1
#191Zombo's skullcap1
#1652ancient unspeakable fruitcake4
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#196asbestos apron6
#1619astronaut pants2
#42barskin cloak3
#78basic meat spork2
#91bat-ass leather jacket2
#1912bat-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#924blob-shaped Crimbo cookie7
#5246box of sunshine6
#1294brine2
#247bronze breastplate6
#228burrowgrub hive1
#1299candy cane25
#1326candy stake5
#524canteen of wine51
#943cheap elven gloves3
#1823cheap plastic bottle opener1
#809chocolate-frosted king cake1
#109chopsticks53
#31clingfilm cap1
#40clingfilm slippers1
#34clingfilm trousers1
#122clownskin harness3
#1980club necklace3
🥉control crystal1
#155corn holder10
#111corncob pipe13
#113crotchety pants1
#618deck of tropical cards1
#85demonskin jacket3
#3285diamond necklace1
#1520dill2
#1012doll house3
#1476duck-on-a-string1
#80duct tape buckler1
#127duct tape dockers1
#92duct tape fedora1
#108duct tape shirt1
#160eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest5
#337eggbeater1
#1088elven limbos gingerbread8
#1192elven moonshine4
#1136elven socks2
#1116enchanted leopard-print barbell4
#1900evil teddy bear3
#331extra-spicy bloody mary5
#1288fancy but probably evil chocolate4
#575festive holiday hat7
#125filthy pestle34
#1347fire2
#88frayed rope belt14
#274frilly shirt2
#309frozen banquet7
#706fruitcake31
#4737fuzzy dice1
#781gingerbread bugbear29
#3042gingerbread horror2
#1883gingerbread mutant bugbear3
#29gnauga hide vest4
#259goth kid t-shirt20
#509gray bow tie13
#369grungy flannel shirt1
#624guy made of bee pollen3
#236handmade hobby horse1
#329harem girl t-shirt3
#74hipposkin poncho3
#212huge spoon10
#739incredibly creepy marionette3
#920iron pasta spoon3
#977irradiated candy cane5
#227jack flapper2
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#2060kite1
#626knuckle sandwich31
#164left half of a heart necklace3
#1297little paper umbrella1
#218lucky Crimbo tiki necklace1
#145makeshift cape2
🥉marinara jug1
#1086marionette1
#2847obsidian dagger2
#865oriole-feather headdress1
#153outrageous sombrero1
#240oversized pizza cutter35
#805pack of KWE trading card4
#319pair of ragged claws1
#365panhandle panhandling hat3
#363parasitic claw1
#227parasitic headgnawer1
#233parasitic strangleworm1
#190parasitic tentacles1
#576pasta spoon34
#467patent leather shoes14
#575penguin thesaurus12
#132pirate fledges1
#261pirate shirt7
#328plexiglass pikestaff1
#828pork elf goodies sack6
#1150prehistoric spear2
#321psycho sweater1
#866rag doll2
#2247razor-tipped yo-yo1
#310rhinestone cowboy shirt1
#105rice bowl22
#553right half of a heart necklace1
#1763rubber WWBD? bracelet4
#1836rubber WWJD? bracelet4
#2766rubber WWSPD? bracelet2
#2126rubber WWtNSD? bracelet3
#94safety vest2
#1271sandwich of the gods4
#129shiny butcherknife10
#950shiny ring23
#99silver shrimp fork21
#1807skull-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#1348sock monkey1
#479souvenir ski t-shirt1
🥈spaghetti-box banjo1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#935spectral pickle5
#2624spooky eggnog2
#186spork10
#1280stainless steel scarf2
#1710stainless steel shillelagh2
#1224stainless steel skullcap3
#1049stainless steel slacks4
#1862stainless steel solitaire1
#165star shirt2
#133star spatula1
#607stick-on-a-string6
#787strange shiny disc2
#3686stuffed Cheshire bitten11
#176stuffed Hodgman2
#2247stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech22
#4261stuffed angry cow9
#5352stuffed astral badger6
#2175stuffed baby gravy fairy24
#2315stuffed cocoabo21
#2012stuffed doppelshifter3
#2812stuffed flaming gravy fairy17
#2129stuffed frozen gravy fairy24
#2795stuffed hand turkey17
#3196stuffed mind flayer14
#942stuffed ninja snowman3
#2382stuffed scary death orb21
#2473stuffed sleazy gravy fairy20
#2297stuffed snowy owl21
#2665stuffed spooky gravy fairy18
#1166stuffed spooky mushroom7
#2550stuffed stinky gravy fairy19
#2300stuffed undead elbow macaroni22
#1209sturdy Crimbo crate6
#268supportive bra7
#2033teddy bear1
#1442throwing wrench1
🥇time sleigh1
#174tin star1
#650tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2899tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#635tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#2626tiny plastic accordion thief2
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#4481tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#4498tiny plastic disco bandit1
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#2644tiny plastic sauceror2
#1559tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#1865tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#767tortoise's blessing1
#523towel18
#2400toy crazy train1
#1072toy jet pack5
#1815toy ray gun2
#1190toy soldier1
#1722toy space helmet2
#1624toy wheel2
#1132tropical wrapping paper1
#82tuxedo shirt3
#750unstable DNA61
#325vampire collar5
#2525vampire duck-on-a-string1
#1642vinegar1
#299white hat hacker T-shirt4
#64white snakeskin duster2
#91willowy bonnet1
#63yak anorak7
#929yo9
#1885yo-yo3
#1862zombie pineal gland1

Wow, that's 1,722 items total!

what items are this player missing?