Suessical

RankItemQuantity
#650A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes1
#256A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 31
#295A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 51
#306A. W. O. L. commendation20
#1229Argarggagarg's fang1
#1133Asleep in the Cemetery1
#242Atomic Comic2
#27Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)1
#684BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt1
#480BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt2
#1044BGE merchandise order form1
#364BGE pocket calendar2
#1447BGE shotglass1
#454BGE temporary tattoo2
#316BGE tiny plastic toy4
#222Benetton's Medley of Diversity1
#883Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook1
#815Blizzards I Have Died In1
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#1118CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)1
#1013CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)1
#1053CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)1
#1020CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)1
#1009CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)1
#461Crimbo Candy Cookbook11
#1998Crimbuck40
#880Jocko Homo's head2
#979Microplushie: Bropane1
#839Microplushie: Dorkonide1
#681Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid3
#583Microplushie: Fauxnerditide2
#830Microplushie: Gothochondria3
#698Microplushie: Hippylase8
#577Microplushie: Hipsterine1
#743Microplushie: Hobomosome3
#756Microplushie: Otakulone6
#952Microplushie: Raverdrine1
#812Microplushie: Sororitrate3
#472Necrotelicomnicon1
#571Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip3
#773Pokëmann figurine: Duck1
#590Pokëmann figurine: Frank1
#591Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump2
#773Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking1
#589Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan2
#666Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap2
#564Pokëmann figurine: Moog1
#777Pokëmann figurine: Nothing1
#706Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu2
#578Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth1
#666Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf2
#575Pokëmann figurine: Twitter3
#408Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite5
#389Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth5
#1074Safari Jack's moustache1
#471Sinful Desires1
#592Tales from the Fireside2
#951Tales of a Kansas Toymaker1
#169Tales of the Word Realms2
#396The Art of Slapfighting2
#457The Big Book of Pirate Insults5
#967The Joy of Wassailing1
#85The Necbronomicon3
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#1576Thwaitgold bee statuette1
#253Thwaitgold butterfly statuette5
#1379Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette2
#601Thwaitgold maggot statuette8
#255Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette3
#1091Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette9
#752Thwaitgold woollybear statuette2
#935Travels with Jerry1
#157Tropical Crimbo Hat1
#160Tropical Crimbo Shorts1
#189Tropical Crimbo Sword1
#611Uncle Crimbo's Rations3
#464Uncle Romulus2
#1119Yakisoba's hat1
#916Zu Mannkäse Dienen1
🥈anniversary balsa wood socks1
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
#799astral mushroom5
🥈biomechanical crimborg helmet1
🥈biomechanical crimborg leg armor1
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#35cursed breeches1
#64cursed cutlass1
#42cursed eyepatch1
#430green-frosted astral cupcake2
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#555orange-frosted astral cupcake1
#646purple-frosted astral cupcake1
#10rose-colored glasses1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#1534stuffed Baron von Ratsworth22
#2492stuffed Cheshire bitten19
#2324stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech21
#1384stuffed Meat28
#1831stuffed alien blob3
#1862stuffed angry cow27
#2657stuffed astral badger18
#2415stuffed baby gravy fairy21
#1466stuffed can of asparagus1
#2842stuffed cocoabo16
#1579stuffed dodecapede1
#1170stuffed doppelshifter8
#2713stuffed flaming gravy fairy18
#2952stuffed frozen gravy fairy16
#955stuffed ghuol whelp1
#1795stuffed gray blob5
#2679stuffed hand turkey18
#863stuffed key58
#3039stuffed mind flayer15
#1223stuffed mink34
#1223stuffed monocle34
#1715stuffed ninja snowman1
#2810stuffed scary death orb17
#1965stuffed sleazy gravy fairy26
#3268stuffed snowy owl13
#2921stuffed spooky gravy fairy16
#3358stuffed stinky gravy fairy13
#1375stuffed teddy butler28
#1374stuffed tin of caviar28
#923stuffed treasure chest52
#2301stuffed undead elbow macaroni22
🥇time sleigh1
#207tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer8
#186tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory8
#73tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer12
#81tiny die-cast Don Crimbo5
#392tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer5
#359tiny die-cast Father Crimbo2
#380tiny die-cast Father Crimborg2
#83tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer12
#332tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer6
#63tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg6
#219tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer7
#389tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer5
#565tiny die-cast Swiss hen1
#143tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo4
#118tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign10
#190tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer8
#309tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg2
#345tiny die-cast blade a-spinning2
#586tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree1
#302tiny die-cast factory worker elf6
#168tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf9
#38tiny die-cast golden ring6
#344tiny die-cast goose a-laying2
#185tiny die-cast killing bird3
#169tiny die-cast middle-management elf9
#100tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf11
#71tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg5
#192tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf8
#105tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming4
#318tiny die-cast turtle mech2
#649tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#1798tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf4
#133tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear29
#1279tiny plastic Axe Wound6
#1511tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth3
#203tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type12
#127tiny plastic Beebee King17
#3177tiny plastic Beelzebozo1
#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#267tiny plastic Big Candy1
#2810tiny plastic Black Knight2
#2067tiny plastic Bonerdagon2
#1150tiny plastic Boss Bat4
#376tiny plastic Bugbear Captain3
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#145tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter26
#1988tiny plastic Cheshire bat9
#221tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™1
#76tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel22
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#515tiny plastic Crimbo elf19
#1064tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer9
#1747tiny plastic Crimbo wreath2
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#837tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram2
#635tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#124tiny plastic Father McGruber28
#1499tiny plastic Felonia3
#284tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#1251tiny plastic G Imp6
#1096tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser7
#3874tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester1
#113tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist33
#1767tiny plastic Hellion4
#3882tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
#3074tiny plastic Knob Goblin King1
#1221tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter6
#2165tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl3
#2181tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist3
#2140tiny plastic Knott Yeti3
#97tiny plastic Lord Flameface10
#215tiny plastic MechaElf1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#148tiny plastic Norville Rogers26
#1447tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy5
#3870tiny plastic Protagonist1
#126tiny plastic Queen Bee16
#221tiny plastic Rene C. Corman5
#196tiny plastic Scott the Miner21
#370tiny plastic Scream Queen4
#2121tiny plastic Spam Witch3
#1437tiny plastic Spunky Princess5
#1191tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski4
#764tiny plastic The Man6
#1071tiny plastic Trouser Snake7
#1809tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo2
#238tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku1
#169tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer13
#1077tiny plastic XXX pr0n7
#303tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
#1794tiny plastic accordion thief3
#420tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll4
#4021tiny plastic angry bugbear1
#2038tiny plastic angry goat9
#174tiny plastic angry space marine24
#1083tiny plastic anime smiley7
#244tiny plastic animelf1
#2790tiny plastic apathetic lizardman2
#828tiny plastic astronomer9
#1408tiny plastic baby gravy fairy13
#1321tiny plastic barrrnacle14
#138tiny plastic batbugbear26
#2791tiny plastic beanbat2
#169tiny plastic bee swarm25
#165tiny plastic beebee gunners24
#113tiny plastic beebee queue31
#2573tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar2
#119tiny plastic black ops bugbear30
#192tiny plastic blazing bat22
#1176tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball15
#1466tiny plastic blooper5
#2217tiny plastic brainsweeper3
#1447tiny plastic briefcase bat5
#146tiny plastic bugaboo28
#123tiny plastic buzzerker30
#122tiny plastic cavebugbear32
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#1038tiny plastic cocoabo17
#1271tiny plastic coffee pixie14
#265tiny plastic colollilossus1
#3177tiny plastic conservationist hippy1
#2152tiny plastic cubist bull3
#1243tiny plastic demoninja6
#1824tiny plastic disco bandit3
#3876tiny plastic drunk goat1
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#428tiny plastic fax machine1
#1465tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus5
#1086tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker7
#170tiny plastic fire servant13
#2799tiny plastic fluffy bunny2
#2151tiny plastic fruit golem3
#1406tiny plastic fuzzy dice13
#1048tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick17
#743tiny plastic ghuol whelp23
#1216tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers6
#637tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire3
#2164tiny plastic goth giant3
#1412tiny plastic grue13
#1423tiny plastic handsome mariachi5
#2707tiny plastic hermit2
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#1515tiny plastic howling balloon monkey12
#141tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear27
#2201tiny plastic killer bee8
#2184tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box3
#1641tiny plastic leprechaun11
#797tiny plastic levitating potato22
#1238tiny plastic lobsterfrogman6
#236tiny plastic moneybee18
#1815tiny plastic mosquito10
#190tiny plastic mumblebee21
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#1273tiny plastic ninja snowman6
#1345tiny plastic pastamancer4
#241tiny plastic peacannon10
#1359tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime13
#1022tiny plastic sauceror5
#1226tiny plastic scary clown6
#1767tiny plastic seal clubber3
#3850tiny plastic senile lihc1
#355tiny plastic skeletal reindeer4
#1474tiny plastic smarmy pirate5
#170tiny plastic spiderbugbear13
#1430tiny plastic spiny skelelton5
#1054tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton17
#1782tiny plastic spooky vampire4
#1386tiny plastic stab bat13
#769tiny plastic star starfish22
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#510tiny plastic sweet nutcracker18
#1083tiny plastic taco cat7
#226tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf1
#168tiny plastic the Free Man13
#1727tiny plastic topiary golem4
#314tiny plastic trollipop1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#1257tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni6
#1705tiny plastic warwelf4
#2700tiny plastic whitesnake2
#2166tiny plastic zmobie3
#680tropical wrapping paper2
#24wumpus hair72
#29wumpus-hair bolo1
#12wumpus-hair loincloth1
#14wumpus-hair net1
#27wumpus-hair whip1
#14wumpus-hair wig1
#1862zombie pineal gland1

Wow, that's 2,387 items total!

what items are this player missing?