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| #1792 | fake hand | 1 |
| #1426 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
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| #898 | petrified wood | 1 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
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| #943 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #801 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 1 |
| #3136 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
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| #3113 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
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| #8893 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #1710 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
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| #51 | very large caltrop | 1 |
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| #1934 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
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| #2117 | yellow snowcone | 1 |