| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #265 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 8 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #31 | Crimbylow-rise jeans | 1 |
| #16 | Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | Dolph Bossin's charity note | 1 |
| #1501 | Feynman gate | 2 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #639 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 8 |
| #648 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 8 |
| #687 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 6 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #737 | ammonite fossil | 4 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #809 | bananagate | 3 |
| #1660 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #619 | belemnite fossil | 5 |
| #1818 | black paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1464 | black plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1489 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1902 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #2865 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 5 |
| #1773 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1242 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1835 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #163 | bowl of mernudo | 1 |
| #290 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 1 |
| #297 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
| #1627 | buckyball | 1 |
| #714 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #571 | candied bolts | 3 |
| #666 | candied nuts | 1 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #2000 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1853 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #3829 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1592 | capacitor relay | 2 |
| #1811 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1576 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1811 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #1667 | elven cellocello | 10 |
| #1396 | elven socks | 1 |
| #1560 | elven suicide capsule | 10 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #2195 | evil teddy bear | 2 |
| #3638 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 2 |
| #2521 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #1881 | fancy chocolate car | 1 |
| #1303 | fancy dress ball | 6 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #619 | frigid fudgepuck | 2 |
| #729 | fudge lily | 2 |
| #765 | fudgecule | 373 |
| #122 | giant red gummi ingot | 2 |
| #120 | giant yellow gummi ingot | 2 |
| #3306 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #939 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 5 |
| #806 | gingerbread robot | 1 |
| #225 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #569 | green gummi ingot | 33 |
| #67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #197 | gummi canary | 1 |
| #201 | gummi salamander | 1 |
| #135 | gummi snake | 3 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #1561 | herringcello | 10 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #132 | intact anemone spike | 5 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1395 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #820 | kumquartz | 2 |
| #1486 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1171 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #939 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1830 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #392 | licorice root | 9 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #1537 | logic synthesizer | 2 |
| #835 | lollipop stick | 5 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #1293 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1551 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1614 | mauve striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #114 | moist Crimbo spices | 44 |
| #2028 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #1126 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #860 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #876 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1823 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #902 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #172 | ojo de pez burrito | 1 |
| #1616 | oozenog | 3 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #189 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #746 | pearidot | 3 |
| #1499 | penguin focaccia bread | 10 |
| #115 | peppermint eel sauce | 89 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #72 | personalizable gingerbread cookie | 8 |
| #788 | petit 4.1 | 1 |
| #168 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #636 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #98 | plastic ingot | 216 |
| #1230 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #1713 | possessed top | 2 |
| #132 | powdered candy sushi set | 7 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #931 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1079 | pulsing flesh | 3 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1005 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #584 | red gummi ingot | 30 |
| #1514 | red paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1842 | red plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1458 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #29 | ribbon candy ascot | 1 |
| #1271 | rigid carapace | 3 |
| #485 | [2108]rock | 9 |
| #95 | salt plum | 87 |
| #1088 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1891 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1573 | spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1767 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #785 | stick | 2 |
| #760 | strawberyl | 3 |
| #599 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #668 | stringy sinew | 13 |
| #1086 | stuffed alien blob | 6 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4800 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #1369 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 4 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #804 | sucker scaffold | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #734 | sweet mochi ball | 6 |
| #134 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 4 |
| #1441 | throwing wrench | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #1142 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 2 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #2809 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #795 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1327 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1098 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 2 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1355 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #2170 | tiny plastic Hellion | 3 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #777 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1098 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 2 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #2182 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 3 |
| #968 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 3 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3064 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #761 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 5 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1097 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 2 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #961 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 3 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 2 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #953 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 3 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #2137 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 3 |
| #867 | tiny plastic fire servant | 2 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #1833 | tiny plastic hermit | 3 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #2728 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1782 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 4 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2193 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1903 | tofurkey gravy | 3 |
| #2296 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #564 | tooth | 7 |
| #757 | tourmalime | 3 |
| #1558 | toy crazy train | 3 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #1116 | toy mercenary | 4 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #517 | toy soldier | 3 |
| #539 | toy space helmet | 15 |
| #1098 | tree-eating kite | 20 |
| #458 | trilobite fossil | 9 |
| #950 | twitching claw | 5 |
| #1443 | unstable DNA | 18 |
| #1601 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #40 | warbear badge | 4 |
| #349 | warbear battery | 5 |
| #69 | warbear bearserker potion | 29 |
| #368 | warbear beeping telegram | 2 |
| #179 | warbear drone assembler | 3 |
| #383 | warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
| #203 | warbear helm fragment | 26 |
| #109 | warbear high-efficiency still | 2 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #247 | warbear metalworking primer | 4 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #198 | warbear oil pan | 1 |
| #311 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 3 |
| #187 | warbear requisition box | 20 |
| #431 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 1 |
| #92 | warbear warrior bread | 3 |
| #384 | warbear whosit | 187 |
| #181 | waterlogged cloth | 1 |
| #81 | waterlogged leather | 13 |
| #100 | waterlogged metal | 10 |
| #80 | waterlogged stuffing | 15 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #584 | yellow gummi ingot | 30 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1584 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |